Longmont Potion Castle 4 (2001)
Track 19: Live Lamb From Lebanon 2
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SPEAKER_01: What's my name?
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SPEAKER_01: I can't do those information on the phone, sir.
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SPEAKER_01: It's been UPS policy for like 12 years now.
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SPEAKER_01: What do you mean I ordered lambs? What the damn? What are you talking about?
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SPEAKER_01: A lamb. You ordered four or five lambs from the Lebanon Center.
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SPEAKER_01: How do you know? You don't need to know my name?
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SPEAKER_01: I do, but I can't say it on the phone. That's just UPS policy.
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SPEAKER_01: Why do you mean you can't say on the phone?
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SPEAKER_01: It's UPS policy, sir. It's been that way for 12 years now.
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SPEAKER_01: Are you nuts or something?
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SPEAKER_01: No.
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SPEAKER_01: You, if you don't accept your package, you will have to least pay for freight.
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SPEAKER_01: to at least pay for freight, which is $98.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know what you're talking about.
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SPEAKER_01: A package of lambs, sir.
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SPEAKER_01: What address?
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SPEAKER_01: The land center.
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SPEAKER_01: Huh?
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, what address?
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SPEAKER_01: I can't, you know your own address, sir.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: It just doesn't have enough postage when would be the best time to come by and pick, drop it off to you.
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SPEAKER_01: Listen, you have the wrong party.
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SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not at a party. I need to bring your lambs.
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SPEAKER_01: What?
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SPEAKER_01: I need to bring you your lambs, sir.
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SPEAKER_01: sir.
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SPEAKER_01: Are you crazy or what?
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SPEAKER_01: No.
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SPEAKER_01: Huh?
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SPEAKER_01: No, sir.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to do my job delivering the lambs that you ordered.
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SPEAKER_00: How do you know I ordered lambs?
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SPEAKER_00: You just said you did.
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SPEAKER_00: Huh?
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SPEAKER_00: You just said you ordered lambs.
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SPEAKER_00: I said, what are you talking about?
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SPEAKER_00: Are you nuts?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know what's the...
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know what's the matter with you.
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SPEAKER_01: What?
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SPEAKER_01: What?
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SPEAKER_01: All this matter is you won't accept your package that you ordered of lambs.
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SPEAKER_01: Listen.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to hang up. If you call again, I'm going to call cops, that's all.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, there's only crime that's being committed by you.
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SPEAKER_00: What?