Track 10: Little Miss Clackamas

• SPEAKER_01: Thank you for going to downtown Portland Shutterbug.
  
• SPEAKER_01: This is Sean. How may I help you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Shutterbug, Sean?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_00: This is Emilio. How are you doing?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Not too bad.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What's going on? What can I help me with?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm looking to pixel 8 35 millimeter film.
  
• None: So you want to scan it?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, just, you know, right out of the box.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I got an assignment to photograph the Little Miss Clackamas pageant coming up.
  
• SPEAKER_00: up this weekend.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So can you help?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I got assigned a little Miss Clackamas, Sean.
  
• None: Mm-hmm.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And I'm the go-to photographer.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm like kind of the guy.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What are you looking, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what's service are you looking for us?
  
• SPEAKER_01: us.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, it's little Miss Clacomis.
  
• None: Uh-huh.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm coming out of Baker City.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And one of the contestants, she's a little gal named Brittany, and she wants it to be filmed, but to look pixelated.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And her mom's pretty adamant about the whole deal.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't, you know, you can do is, you know, you can get it digitized.
  
• SPEAKER_01: When you get it developed, just get it put to a CD.
  
• SPEAKER_01: If you want it to look, like pixelized, you can just lower the resolution.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We're talking about film here, fella.
  
• None: That's right.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What I said was, at the time of development, you can get it scanned to a CD.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Sean, maybe you didn't hear me the first time around, but we're talking Little Miss Clackamas here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's kind of a big deal.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm, you know, like, you want it to look pixelized.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You know, that's one way of doing it, scanning the film in to make it digital, if that's what you're looking to do.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Have you ever been to Little Miss Clackamas?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, I have not.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, there's a four-year...
  
• SPEAKER_00: old floutist out there by the name of Sally Mae.
  
• SPEAKER_00: She plays the flute like somebody four times her age.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, she's phenomenal.
  
• SPEAKER_00: She also happens to be 210 pounds.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's just a special event all the way around.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm not quite understanding what your, what services that you're wanting.
  
• None: I'm kind of confused on, you know, I, what, what, what you're interested in doing.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I understand that you're shooting Little Miss Clackamas.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You know, we're a photography store, and you want to do it on film.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And I understand that you want it to look pixelated.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And my idea was to convert it to film.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Is that sound like in the ballpark of what you want to do?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I was hoping maybe you could, maybe look into my mouth.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I feel like I have something stuck in my teeth.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And I, there's nobody else around.
  
• SPEAKER_00: My neighbors are all out of town.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry. I don't understand what you're wanting us to do. You know, this is an odd. You're just, like, I don't understand the conversation. Just, like, I understand that you're shooting this, little Miss Clack Miss, and the first thing he said that you're shooting it on film and you want it to look pixelated, and that was my solution. You know, does that sound right that you want it, that digitizing it to make it look pixelated? And that was my solution. You know, does that digitizing it to make it look pixelated?
  
• SPEAKER_01: pixel life would work for you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: But I've got the sensation as if there's something stuck in my teeth, and would you consider looking in my mouth,
  
• SPEAKER_00: maybe with a high-resolution photography machine?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't do that. You might want to go to a dentist to accomplish that that that has the equipment
  
• SPEAKER_01: for inner oral photography.
  
• SPEAKER_00: But it's a little misclacomous, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, sir. This conversation is very uncomfortable, and I'm
  
• SPEAKER_01: going to hang up. What part do you need me to go over again? Okay, I'm a photography store.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What are you looking for from, from us? Do you need film? You said you're shooting film.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I have Portra 100. I have Portra 400, 160, 800. That would be great to shoot in this. Little Miss
  
• SPEAKER_00: Clackamas. So I understand, so you're looking for free tickets, for comp tickets to Little Miss Clackamas.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm not, I'm not looking. I'm not looking. I'm
  
• SPEAKER_01: You called me to ask me about photography stuff for your ability to shoot Little Miss Clackamas.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And you're looking for free tickets. Is that it? Well, you know, I'm not, I'm not looking for, sir, I have a customer that just walked in the door.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You know, if you come in, we can discuss whatever services that you need that we might provide where stores just got filled up.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I need to help other customers that are in the store.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Would you like me to take it?
  
• SPEAKER_00: a peek inside your mouth?
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, I would not.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, do you need time to think about it?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I mean, I've got till tomorrow...
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, I don't...
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, sir. I don't need time to think about that.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, I have...
  
• SPEAKER_01: I have to go.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I have other customers to help.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Thank you for going to Shurterbyton in downtown Portland.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hey, Sean. How may help you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi, Sean, yeah. I spoke to you, and, boy, I'm having a heck of a time getting that pixelated
  
• SPEAKER_00: effect here with my 35 millimeter film.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So could you work with me on that one?
  
• SPEAKER_00: just a scosh.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Well, if you want to accomplish a pixelated image, you're going to have to get your film
  
• SPEAKER_02: scanned to digital.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm live at an event.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know, I got stuff to pixelate up there.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, to make it a pixelated look, you're going to have to do that in post-processing.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Just shoot your event, and when you get done, get it scanned to digital.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Because pixelation is not a term that you use for film.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You use the term greeniness for film in that.
  
• SPEAKER_01: If you wanted a grainy look, you would use a high-speed film.
  
• SPEAKER_01: If you want to pixelate it as a similar thing, but it's mainly when you consider something
  
• None: low resolution.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It makes it kind of cubular because a pixel is square, not circular, where grain is kind of circular,
  
• SPEAKER_01: but not really.
  
• SPEAKER_02: It's just the texture of silver particles in the film.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, now as I said, I've got this strong sensation in my gum line.
  
• SPEAKER_00: that I've got something stuck in my teeth.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Now, where do you stand on that?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm not going this direction again, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_01: If you want to talk to one of my other sales associates, I'm glad to pass you on to them.
  
• SPEAKER_01: But I'm not a dentist.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I have nothing to do with that.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just take a look.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Tell me what you see.
  
• SPEAKER_01: That's not my business, and you're not in front of me.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I couldn't do that anyways.
  
• SPEAKER_01: But I'm sorry.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just speculate then.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to speculate on the health of your gum.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm not.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I said, I don't think you recognize what's the stay for these little gals out here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We could further this discussion if you want to come in.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We can figure out how to pixelate your film, but I'm not a board-certified dentist.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How about I pixelate your teeth a couple times here?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Left, middle left.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm going to end the conversation here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You have your day.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Thank you for calling the downtown point.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Shutabug.
  
• SPEAKER_01: This is Sean.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm going to help you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Sean, fella, I'm trying to work with you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, we've got a lot.
  
• SPEAKER_00: live event here, and this film
  
• SPEAKER_00: just ain't pixelating, buddy.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm SARS. You can come in,
  
• SPEAKER_01: and we can figure out exactly what you want,
  
• SPEAKER_01: but I don't think there's you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm either not understanding you
  
• SPEAKER_01: or you're definitely not understanding
  
• SPEAKER_01: me. I went to college for
  
• SPEAKER_01: photography, so I know what
  
• SPEAKER_01: pixelation means.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You know,
  
• SPEAKER_01: that's my
  
• SPEAKER_01: suggestion, and that's all
  
• SPEAKER_01: I know what to tell you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I know nothing about Little Miss
  
• SPEAKER_00: Clackamas. You're not going to know where your
  
• SPEAKER_00: teeth are when I'm done with you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You know, I don't appreciate you being
  
• SPEAKER_01: vulgar to me. You know, you don't have to
  
• SPEAKER_01: say something like that, you know?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Like what?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What you do?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You've made it clear you don't care about the contestants here
  
• SPEAKER_00: at Little Miss Clackamas. You've made that abundantly clear.
  
• None: You're trying to pixelate something.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's a, you're shooting film,
  
• SPEAKER_01: it's that you want to digitize it to make a
  
• SPEAKER_01: pixelated look. That's my suggestion.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What if I took, uh,
  
• SPEAKER_00: the palm of my hand, and I should have run into your chinbone.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm, sir, I am ending the conversation right now.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You just threaten me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, come on.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I've gone to college and I graduated.