Longmont Potion Castle II (1992)
Track 64: Legal Pornographic Films
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SPEAKER_00: Well, anyway, we carry, you know, all legal types of pornographic films, you know, all kinds of, nothing like that.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, we have anal tapes, which is just anal sex.
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SPEAKER_00: No kind of, what do they call it, no kind of bestiality is legal.
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SPEAKER_00: Really? It's illegal.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_00: Huh.
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SPEAKER_00: And also any kind of, what do they used to call them, uh, golden fountain type stuff, people peeing on each other, shit like that's illegal.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't understand what you mean.
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SPEAKER_00: There was videos of that?
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SPEAKER_00: I guess so, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Have you ever seen anything like that?
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SPEAKER_00: Many, many years ago, yes.
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SPEAKER_00: I came in one of these stores, and they had stuff like that, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Like what?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, you know, I don't want to have phone sex with you.
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SPEAKER_00: Just come in and see what we have.
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SPEAKER_00: No, that's not what I mean.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, that's urinating.
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SPEAKER_00: They urinated on each other?
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SPEAKER_00: Is that what they did?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, supposedly they used to have that sort of thing, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: And you saw it?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, many, many years ago.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was barely 18.
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SPEAKER_00: I just turned 40s.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll give you an idea how long it's been.
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SPEAKER_00: What did you think of it at the time?
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SPEAKER_00: I thought it was disgusting myself.
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SPEAKER_00: You did?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Huh.
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SPEAKER_00: Did they poop on each other?
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SPEAKER_00: I've seen that before, but again, I thought that was extremely disgusting.
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SPEAKER_00: Huh.
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SPEAKER_00: I just happened to look at the wrong screen at the wrong time, and after that I just left because I totally lost interest in anything after that.
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SPEAKER_00: Hmm, would it be equitable if I were to poop on you at this point?
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SPEAKER_00: Goodbye.