wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 10 (2013)

Track 2: Lamb Dilemma

SPEAKER_05: A package of lambs from Lebanon?
SPEAKER_05: I don't think I ordered anything from Lebanon.
SPEAKER_05: What are they?
SPEAKER_05: Lambs?
SPEAKER_05: Well, you're not going to deliver it here.
SPEAKER_05: Sounds like a harassment call to me.
SPEAKER_05: I think I get a call the police.
SPEAKER_05: I mean, this sounds like trouble to me.
SPEAKER_07: Well, like I said,
SPEAKER_07: I let you want to bring it in.
SPEAKER_07: They just pay you for it, but like I said,
SPEAKER_07: I don't have nothing to do it.
SPEAKER_07: I don't have nothing, no, I don't have nothing, no train.
SPEAKER_07: I can't, I can't, I can't do that part of.
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, we just told you what we can't do, man.
SPEAKER_07: You keep calling it, it's going to be arrest me, man.
SPEAKER_06: You keep calling him by some lamb meat.
SPEAKER_06: We don't have no live animals head out.
SPEAKER_06: We can't accept no live animals at a restaurant.
SPEAKER_06: We don't have nothing like that.
SPEAKER_06: We don't have lamb or nothing.
SPEAKER_06: We don't have no lander than that.
SPEAKER_06: We don't have no backyard for a lamb.
SPEAKER_06: You got a lamb's running wild.
SPEAKER_06: What that fuck they got to do with me?
SPEAKER_02: All right, so.
SPEAKER_02: All right, so, do you think about what's your talking?
SPEAKER_02: talking about. I'll never owe their lambs. I'll never eat lambs. We'll bring the lambs up here right now.
SPEAKER_04: Four lambs from Lebanon. $1,800. I think you're, I think you're done. I'll see you here in a minute.
SPEAKER_04: I'd like to see who you are. Come on.
SPEAKER_04: You piss? Lams?
SPEAKER_04: Levenny's?
SPEAKER_01: What? I never order lambs.
SPEAKER_01: What the hell are we talking about?
SPEAKER_01: I never order lambs.
SPEAKER_01: This is a llama's porch.
SPEAKER_01: We're doing the live chickens, not the lamb.
SPEAKER_01: What the fuck are we talking about?
SPEAKER_01: I never order anything.
SPEAKER_01: You got the wrong end of the person.
SPEAKER_01: I order rabbit, which I'm supposed to receive it tomorrow.
SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to tell anything because I never order anything.
SPEAKER_01: What?
SPEAKER_01: I order rabbits.
SPEAKER_01: What the fuck are we talking about?
SPEAKER_01: I don't know why.
SPEAKER_01: What the fuck are we talking about? I never order anything. Lebanon. Don't call me here.
SPEAKER_01: Why you keep calling here?
SPEAKER_01: I order rabbits, idiots, idiots.
SPEAKER_01: What the fuck are we talking about? I never order anything.
SPEAKER_01: Call the police, okay?
SPEAKER_01: What do you mess around?
SPEAKER_01: What company did you deal in? What company did you dealing?
SPEAKER_01: Lebanese land center. I don't even know where is the Lebanese land center.
SPEAKER_01: We don't deal any land here, idiots.
SPEAKER_01: Can you listen to me?
SPEAKER_01: Listen, I never order any, you know, lambs.
SPEAKER_01: You're fucking assholes.
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to call the police.
SPEAKER_01: You know, why I'm refusing this?
SPEAKER_01: You keep calling here and bugging me.
SPEAKER_01: This is a very, very aggravating situations.
SPEAKER_03: You won't be delivering any lambs to us, darling.
SPEAKER_03: We're a research and development company.
SPEAKER_03: Maybe you should do your research.
SPEAKER_03: If we try and deliver us lambs,
SPEAKER_03: he's having a laugh
SPEAKER_03: because we wouldn't ever take it.
SPEAKER_03: live animals here.
SPEAKER_03: Who is this?
SPEAKER_03: Ewan Rump.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: Okay, Uan Rump.
SPEAKER_03: Who put you up to this?
SPEAKER_03: Your manager.
SPEAKER_03: Gregory Nipper.
SPEAKER_03: Well, your manager's a joker.
SPEAKER_03: These poor lambs,
SPEAKER_03: I'll be very tired by now.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, my goodness. Yeah, there's a big old parcel.
SPEAKER_03: Are they wrapped up?
SPEAKER_03: Oh, poor little lannies.
SPEAKER_03: I wish I knew who you were.
SPEAKER_03: You would rump.
SPEAKER_03: Mr. Run's got the hump.
SPEAKER_03: Well, see how I've got to go because I've got a meeting.
SPEAKER_03: All right, then.
SPEAKER_03: We'll have fun with the lammies.
SPEAKER_03: Bye-bye.
SPEAKER_05: I don't know anything about a Lebanese lamb's there.
SPEAKER_05: I don't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_05: We don't order anything from Lebanon.
SPEAKER_05: You're not going to see any checkbook when you walk in here.
SPEAKER_05: Back on up.
SPEAKER_05: Get on the phone.
SPEAKER_05: You're going to want to hear this.
SPEAKER_05: All right, my business flight is on the phone with me.
SPEAKER_05: We didn't order lamb from you.
SPEAKER_05: No, we didn't.
SPEAKER_05: You can.
SPEAKER_05: You can come here and nobody's going to pay for anything because this is not our problem.
SPEAKER_05: No, it's not.
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's not.
SPEAKER_05: The lamb are from the country, Lebanon?
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and they're live.
SPEAKER_05: To our butcher shop here in Nashville.
SPEAKER_05: I guarantee you that's not going to be the case.
SPEAKER_05: No, it's not.
SPEAKER_05: If you bring live lamb to my butcher shop, I will have the cops here in about two minutes.
SPEAKER_05: Well, we can just have them come on over here.
SPEAKER_05: That way they're here in 20 minutes.
SPEAKER_05: and have you arrived so that we can make sure that there's no issue.
SPEAKER_05: We don't slaughter animals here.
SPEAKER_05: What's the attitude about, sir?
SPEAKER_05: What do you have there for us?
SPEAKER_00: Lamb, like sheep, like bear?
SPEAKER_00: You have them alive?
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah?
SPEAKER_00: I think you like to pull my leg here.
SPEAKER_00: And if you call me from UPS that you have four sheep somewhere sitting there
SPEAKER_00: and you like to deliver them to me,
SPEAKER_00: and I have to write your check for $1,800,
SPEAKER_00: I'm not even allowed to butcher them here.
SPEAKER_00: Do you understand that?
SPEAKER_00: I call the police down here because you're monkeying around with me.
SPEAKER_00: You try to pull my leg because this is a lamb scan.