Longmont Potion Castle 4 (2001)
Track 78: Lamb 3
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SPEAKER_00: May I help you?
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SPEAKER_00: Hello, Bank?
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SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, hi.
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SPEAKER_00: What do I do about checks that are coming to my home for someone who moved months ago?
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, cancel checks and whatnot.
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SPEAKER_01: You could either put return to sender and just drop them in a mail slot and they'll return them to the bank.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm seeing, too, how much they got in their account.
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SPEAKER_00: Not all that much.
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SPEAKER_01: Or if you come to the bank, just, you know, drop it off here.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't live that close to the place, but...
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SPEAKER_01: Just wait on the front.
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SPEAKER_01: Return to sender, and then they should return them.
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SPEAKER_01: turn it, you know, right to the post of the addresses up on the upper part of the envelope.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it'll come back to you guys.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_00: All right.
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SPEAKER_00: But you'll keep sending me these statements, checks, and whatnot.
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SPEAKER_01: No, because once we get the back, you know, that they don't live there, then we will, you know, cancel that address.
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SPEAKER_00: You'll stop sending it to me.
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SPEAKER_00: Would that be the Christian thing to do to return it to you?
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, I could throw it in the trash, too, but what would be the Christian thing to do,
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SPEAKER_00: them?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, the best...
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SPEAKER_00: Jesus, I think, would...
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: ...and if the country would have it, we would have it.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, these things are starting to come, and there's no money in them, but they're canceled checks, and I'm sure if they want them.
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SPEAKER_00: So if I could read just a couple passages from the Bible to you here, that might kind of, you know, seal this agreement to us.
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SPEAKER_00: It's glory be the day that our Christian saviors come forth from the Holy Land and bring us good news about our Savior of the Lord Jesus Christ.
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SPEAKER_00: Do you think this woman is a Christian woman?
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, should I even bother returning her check to her? Who knows what she could be, you know?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, that's something you would have to be.
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SPEAKER_01: have to decide. You either return it to the bank or you can destroy them.
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SPEAKER_00: Is it a Christian bank?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: It is a Christian bank? Okay. Now, there are several other passages that I think, you know,
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SPEAKER_00: pretty much wrap up this whole check ordeal.
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SPEAKER_00: Frankly, I've got a stack of them here, and I don't know what really to do with them.
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SPEAKER_00: But I tell you, they're trash them or return them. So the blank lamb is coming forth to,
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SPEAKER_00: you know, wash away the sins. So the blank is what you need to. So the blank is what you need to.
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SPEAKER_00: fill in now. So I'll ask you a passage you're doing. You'll just fill the blank
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SPEAKER_00: and I'll decide whether I need the returnees. So it would be the blank lamb.
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SPEAKER_00: It's innocent. No, no. Well, you're close though. You're close though. Think of blood and
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SPEAKER_00: that nonsense. The blank lamb. I guess slaughtered or? All you're close. You've got the first letter
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SPEAKER_00: for the first word, the word S is right. The blank lamb.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, no, no, don't give up. No, because you're obviously a good student in the Bible.
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SPEAKER_00: It ends with an L, S, and it ends with an L.
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SPEAKER_01: I really don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: No, you just keep going.
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SPEAKER_00: No, no, that's okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Because, you know, we're talking Jesus.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm sure that woman is a good Christian herself, and she'll, you know, understand.
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SPEAKER_00: You might want to relate the conversation we're having with her, too.
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SPEAKER_00: So you're almost right.
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SPEAKER_00: So S and think of blood.
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SPEAKER_00: Blank lamb.
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SPEAKER_00: Starts with an S, ends with an L.
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SPEAKER_00: Four syllables.
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SPEAKER_01: I really can't think right now.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, you know, just take your time.
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SPEAKER_00: Just know, you got it.
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SPEAKER_01: Because I have a customer.
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SPEAKER_00: I understand.
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SPEAKER_00: I can talk to the customer about the same issues, but.
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SPEAKER_01: No, I can.
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SPEAKER_01: I put one with the customer.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, can I give you a multiple choice then?
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SPEAKER_00: We'll wrap this thing up real quick.
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SPEAKER_00: It would be either surreptitious, serendipity, or sacrificial?
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SPEAKER_01: It would be sacrificial.
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SPEAKER_00: Very good, sacrificial lamb.
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SPEAKER_00: Let me just, I just go one more passage.
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SPEAKER_00: Just let me read this one more passage.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll put this whole lot of checks right back in the mail to you.
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SPEAKER_00: Can I do that?
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SPEAKER_00: Fine.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: He spaketh not unto thee.
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SPEAKER_00: Comeeth forth from the Holy Land to bring us the news.
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SPEAKER_00: Say not unto him that the blank of Jesus washes away all of our sins.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, now that's your blank again.
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SPEAKER_00: That's your love.
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SPEAKER_00: No, but you're close.
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SPEAKER_00: Think of washes away.
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SPEAKER_00: What would be blank washes away?
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SPEAKER_00: The crucifixion, the whole ordeal.
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SPEAKER_00: Think of the whole scene.
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SPEAKER_00: Don't keep the woman waiting.
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SPEAKER_00: The blank of Jesus.
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SPEAKER_00: What would wash away sins to purify?
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SPEAKER_00: The blood, I guess.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's right.
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SPEAKER_00: Very good.
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SPEAKER_00: That's very good.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Let me just read one more paragraph.
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SPEAKER_00: from the Bible to you.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah, well, I really have to finish with this customer right now.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, so what would you rather have?
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SPEAKER_00: Something from Psalms, Hebrews, or...
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SPEAKER_00: I really don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: No, you mean, you could pick anyone at all.
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SPEAKER_01: I know, but like right now, I have this customer that's waiting.
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SPEAKER_00: I could just go ahead and choose something from Proverbs, if you'd like.
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SPEAKER_00: Fine.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: He's saying that's under him, have us not speak with forked tongue, unto the less Jesus will pray for thine Savior and soul.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, blank.
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SPEAKER_00: So what would you fill in at the end of that?
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SPEAKER_00: in order to express that.
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SPEAKER_00: Amen.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, I guess all amen would work.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, good.
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SPEAKER_00: Now, I have your mailing address there.
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SPEAKER_00: Can I mail you some literature and some other things,
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SPEAKER_00: and perhaps you could have joined one of our prayer meetings?
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SPEAKER_00: Fine.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Can I send tracks and literature to the...
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SPEAKER_00: Can I pass them out at the bank?
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SPEAKER_00: If I can come down the...
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SPEAKER_01: No, we're not allowed to pay us out.
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SPEAKER_00: It's a Christian bank.
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SPEAKER_01: But we still can't pass out literature.
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SPEAKER_01: Are we only passed out literature that?
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SPEAKER_01: The literature that contains right to the bank.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: I have to pay out any other letter.
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SPEAKER_00: Are there any other?
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SPEAKER_00: any crucifix or anything hanging up in the bank?
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SPEAKER_00: Can I bring them and nail them up?
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SPEAKER_01: No.
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SPEAKER_00: Can I just in the entrance of the door?
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SPEAKER_01: No.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll just, I...
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SPEAKER_00: You know, it'll be clear.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll do a loose sight cross.
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SPEAKER_00: It's no problem.
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SPEAKER_01: No.
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SPEAKER_00: Do you feel better walking in every morning if you have that hanging?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, that the thing is that's not permitted in the bank.
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SPEAKER_00: How about a lamb? How about just a lamb?
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, I could give you some more lamb questions, but how about if I just
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SPEAKER_00: bring something that represents stuff?
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SPEAKER_01: We're not allowed to have anything hanging.
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SPEAKER_00: A thorny crown.
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SPEAKER_00: You can pin it up to the wall.
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SPEAKER_01: See, none of that is permitted.
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SPEAKER_00: Let me read a couple more references.
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SPEAKER_01: I have to wait on this.
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SPEAKER_00: I just, she's been sitting here.
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SPEAKER_00: Is she, what she went alone?
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SPEAKER_00: If she doesn't have Jesus on her side, she won't get a penny.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, but I have to.
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SPEAKER_00: Ask her, she's got Jesus on it.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, I can't ask questions like that.
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SPEAKER_00: Ask her, I'll give her lamb questions.
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SPEAKER_00: What do you need?
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SPEAKER_01: I cannot ask questions of a customer at my desk at that kind of question.
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SPEAKER_00: Ask her, but how do you know?
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SPEAKER_00: Maybe she wants to hear it.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, but we're not allowed to.
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SPEAKER_00: Her life might be at such a point.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, but I can't do this kind of things with the customer.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, I have to go to my customer.
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SPEAKER_00: Lord. Let me just say a prayer. I'll say one prayer
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SPEAKER_00: and I'll let you go, okay?
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SPEAKER_00: Hello?
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SPEAKER_00: Hello?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just five, six. Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: I just have only the best intentions for you.
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SPEAKER_00: I want you to go to heaven. I want your family to be
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SPEAKER_00: blessed by Jesus and God.
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SPEAKER_00: No, I have to go to my custom.
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SPEAKER_00: Don't miss out on the blessing. This whole call will not be for naught.
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SPEAKER_00: Please, just five seconds. Don't, please don't go to hell.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm already.
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SPEAKER_00: The devil is looking down right now. Just let me say,
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, dear Lord, please help this young woman,
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SPEAKER_00: allow her to see her to go to heaven and have everything washed and cleansed of her sins.
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SPEAKER_00: That's all I needed to say to you.
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SPEAKER_00: How do you feel now?
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SPEAKER_01: I have to go to my country.
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SPEAKER_00: But just tell me how you feel. I want to make sure I helped.
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SPEAKER_01: I have this customer that has to be waited on.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'll tell you what.
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SPEAKER_00: God bless you.
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SPEAKER_00: You are terrific and you're professional.
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SPEAKER_00: And the Lord knows that, and your customers will appreciate that,
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SPEAKER_00: and they'll see that you give excellent service.
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SPEAKER_00: God bless you.
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None: Thank you.
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SPEAKER_00: Good day.