Track 4: Kiefer Sutherland

• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes, this is Feeley with United Parcel Service.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes?
  
• SPEAKER_00: With UPS, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We've tried to come out there twice for a shipment and...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Outwear, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm in Culver City at the district headquarters.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We've got Plaster of Paris.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What's the address you're trying to deliver to, sir?
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's a big cluster of parcels we've got.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And just wanted to know when you're going to be around.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What is the address you're trying to deliver to?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know who you are.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What's the address you're trying to deliver to?
  
• SPEAKER_00: My name is Feeley.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm a regional manager at UPS.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And what is the address you're trying to deliver to?
  
• SPEAKER_00: We're at 3220 Olympic Boulevard.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't need your address.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I need to know what address you are trying to deliver the packages.
  
• SPEAKER_00: This thing is COD.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We've been out there twice.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Then it's not to me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It says it's for Mr. Sutherlander and...
  
• SPEAKER_01: I afforded nothing C.
  
• SPEAKER_01: and it's not for me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's from the Ho-Ho House.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And it's Plaster of Paris.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Now, what plaster of Paris is, is a compound?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I know what's Plesser of Paris is.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm not paying for anything C-R-D and I have not ordered anything, so...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, our driver is coming back en route to you with an interpreter.
  
• SPEAKER_00: He is English as a second language.
  
• SPEAKER_00: He's Bangladeshi.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And I just need to see some identification when he gets thorough.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Again, I'm not going to be here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I can't express to you strongly enough.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I ordered nothing, and I am not accepting anything C-R-D.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, what Plaster of Paris is, it's a compound.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It can't dry.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It has to be contained.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I know what Plaster of Paris is.
  
• SPEAKER_01: They send it back to whoever sent it.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Sir, I did not order it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I've got your signature.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I've got your digital signature.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You do not have my signature, and you do not have my digital signature, because I don't have a computer.
  
• SPEAKER_01: That's impossible.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Give me the name of whoever I can call that is above you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's from the Ho-ho House, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know what that is.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And you're telling me, I'm accepting a project COD, and that's just not true.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I have never signed nor ordered for anything like that.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You cannot give me the address where I live, so clearly it's not coming to me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I've given you the address.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And I'm telling you, I don't know what that address is.
  
• SPEAKER_01: That's not where we're located.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's where we're located.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We've been here for 32 years at the same location.
  
• SPEAKER_01: That's where you were located.
  
• SPEAKER_01: If someone was sending me something and they knew me, they'd be sending it.
  
• SPEAKER_01: and my address.
  
• SPEAKER_01: So I'm telling you, send it back to whoever said to you, it is not mine.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's yours.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You can pick it up from our dock, if you'd prefer.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm not picking anything up.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I didn't order anything.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's not for me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Check or credit card required.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So if you could bring that with you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm not doing any such thing.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You can send the package back, but I did not order it, nor is it mine.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm a regional manager.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Plaster of Paris is what the contents are.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm looking right.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you, someone has sent you something that I have nothing to do with, nor do I want.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm looking right at the packing slip.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And you can't tell me my address or my name.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I work as an actor.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I am relatively famous.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I cannot tell you who sent this to you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It has nothing to do with me as all I'm trying to help you out.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So this is an act, you're saying.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How do you want us to proceed?
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's my question.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes, this is a story.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Weenie with UPS.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I said, I'm not
  
• SPEAKER_01: picking up the package. I did not order it.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And I said, have a great day.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What's the trouble out there?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I didn't order it. I have no idea what you're talking about.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And I did not ask anything. I don't know what the whole whole house is.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't need a secondary language interpreter to explain to me what it is.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And I'm certainly not paying for something that it's not mine.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's why I'm calling.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm a statewide manager for United Parcel Service.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You were a regional manager two seconds ago, but okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That was my associate. I'm the manager here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay. And my name is Kiefer Sutherland, and people send stuff all the time.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I have not ordered this. I do not want it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I have been told by our vice president we can take PayPal.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm not paying you anything.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, what is the holdup here? You said you're putting on an act of some kind.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Send it back to whoever sent it to you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Are you putting on an act of some kind, is what I've been told.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's why the interpreters involved.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Sir, do you want to pick it up or have a delivered?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I do not want it either.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I do not want either.
  
• SPEAKER_01: If you persist on bothering me, I will have my lawyer returning your call at this number.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What is your name again?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm Sweeney.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What is your first name?
  
• SPEAKER_00: That is my first name.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Sir Dixon.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What is your last name?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Sweeney Dixon.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Sweeney Dixon.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Excellent.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'll have someone call you right back.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I can give you my direct line.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's my D-I-D-D line.
  
• SPEAKER_00: But can I get the credit card number first just to get...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Absolutely not.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Absolutely not.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What is your number?
  
• SPEAKER_00: 1-800 pick you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's 1-800-7-4-2-5-8-77.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And we need a credit card or a personal check.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're not getting either, but I'll have a lawyer call you right back.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why?