Track 24: Julio Ointment

• SPEAKER_01: Sir?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What name is that shipment addressed to?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Whose name?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Helium ointment.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Helium ointment.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And who name is it on that place the order?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Guerrilla ointment.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Or a heli ointment, gorilla ointment.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I want to know who is a person's name who made the order.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Julio ointment.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Excuse me.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't care about all the names of the ointment, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You and I have a communication problem.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're not listening.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Whose name is that shipment addressed to?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Who is the receiver?
  
• SPEAKER_00: That would be you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, it wouldn't be me because I do not place orders.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How about if I hurled the ointment at you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: How does that sound?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Excuse me, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You are a very, very obnoxious person.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And if this is one of these cranks, telephones sales call, forget it.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm very familiar with boiler room operations.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How about if I squirited the ointment at you, madam?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Uh, excuse me, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Go to hell and have any nice days.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes, madam.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm the supervisor of ointment.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What's the name of your company?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Pardon?
  
• SPEAKER_01: What's the name of your company?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why must we divulge something so trivial, ma'am?
  
• SPEAKER_01: It isn't trivial, sir, when I am involving the Aurora Police Department.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Into what? I do not understand...
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's harassment. That is what?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I do not understand your ointment, to be frank, with you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Excuse me, sir. Nobody ordered ointment.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You cannot give me the name of the receiver?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You cannot give me the date that the shipment was placed?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You won't divulge the name of the...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, the room telemarketing rip-off company.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Look at, ma'am, look at our perspective.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm looking at your...
  
• SPEAKER_00: You are going to be tumbling through ointment very shortly.
  
• SPEAKER_01: How does that grab you?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'll shut to hell with that ointment shit, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I do not have the time, all the patience, all the inclination, or desire to continue this conversation.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And don't call this number again.
  
• SPEAKER_00: But, madam...
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't care.