wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 16 (2019)

Track 13: Joey

SPEAKER_00: Hello. Hi, my name's Jethro with United Parcel Service. How are we today?
SPEAKER_04: I'm okay. What's just about?
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we've had a package delivered out there a couple times in the last few days,
SPEAKER_00: but no one was there to respond or sign for the item or pay for it.
SPEAKER_04: Where are you delivering it?
SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm not a truck driver. I'm management here at UPS, sir.
SPEAKER_00: So if you're going to be around today, we can send the driver back out.
SPEAKER_00: Who are you looking for?
SPEAKER_00: Oh, my name's Jethro with UPS.
SPEAKER_04: Yes, who's the package to?
SPEAKER_00: It's COD from Peterson Products, and just looking for someone to sign,
SPEAKER_00: and next time you're there with a credit card or check,
SPEAKER_00: we can dispatch the driver once again.
SPEAKER_00: Is there any reason why no one's been there the last three days?
SPEAKER_00: When are you open, sir?
SPEAKER_04: I was...
SPEAKER_04: Where are you delivering it?
SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm not a deliveryman, sir.
SPEAKER_00: I'm in management here at UPS.
SPEAKER_00: And like I say...
SPEAKER_04: I say, you don't even...
SPEAKER_04: I know, but you haven't told me who the package is, too,
SPEAKER_04: or what the...
SPEAKER_04: What the...
SPEAKER_04: What...
SPEAKER_04: Or the address. Like, how do I know who you are?
SPEAKER_00: I've told you, I'm Jethro Hormor
SPEAKER_00: with United Parcel Service here, 12 years on the job.
SPEAKER_04: Well, that's all fine, but tell me who the package is.
SPEAKER_00: I'm not a truck driver. It's going to Mr. Rodala, and like I say, we've made
SPEAKER_00: two or three attempts and no one responded. What would you like us to do, sir?
SPEAKER_04: I would like you to be honest with me about why are there all these sirens going off in the
SPEAKER_04: background? Why do I think that this is, why do I think this is a scam? A scam? At UPS, sir?
SPEAKER_04: No, no, no, no, no, no. Like, I know my UPS driver, actually.
SPEAKER_04: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think that this is a scam, no, no, no, no, no, no. So if I call back this number, and could I report you?
SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, is this the number that you're calling from? Well, I could report you to my district supervisor for non-response.
SPEAKER_00: Oh, please do. Oh, yeah? Please do. Then you'll get an interruption in your delivery service. Now, how are you going to like?
SPEAKER_04: that? I seriously doubt that because I knew, I know my, I know my, I know my, I know my UPS guy, and, uh, she, we've, we've, we've been in our shop the last few days. This is a total scam.
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I know my rights. I hope to God that, I'm Jethro Hormone with UPS. And I've been here for 12 years on the job. You understand that?
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh. How long have you been at your job, Joey, or whatever your name is?
SPEAKER_04: All. Hmm. You don't know? It's not in your file? I don't have it on the tip of my,
SPEAKER_04: fingertips? No, sir. Oh, there you go. Okay. So, I don't know what to tell you. Our UPS guy has been by.
SPEAKER_04: There's there's been no notification left at our door or anything else. So I'm pretty sure that this is a scam,
SPEAKER_04: and I'm going to report you, and I hope you don't do this again to other folks, because this really is not fair.
SPEAKER_04: Everyone needs to make a living, and I perfectly understand that. But, but this is, this is, this is a
SPEAKER_04: is the wrong way to do it. This is a scam.
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to talk to my archdiocese and see what he has to say about you, because I don't like
SPEAKER_00: where you're coming from here today. I'm at UPS. I'm a manager.
SPEAKER_00: Yep. And you can't even tell me when you're going to be back in the office to sign for your item.
SPEAKER_00: What am I supposed to do with that?
SPEAKER_04: I really hope that you'll stop doing this stuff. And, you know, good luck.
SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_00: Hello?
SPEAKER_00: Hey, Joe, this is Guy Cox with UPS.
SPEAKER_00: Apparently you've had some trouble with our driver.
SPEAKER_00: I wanted to get to the bottom of it here today.
SPEAKER_04: Listen, this isn't a good time to call. Can you call me on Monday?
SPEAKER_00: Well, no, we've been out there three times, sir.
SPEAKER_00: Have you got a check prepared for our driver?
SPEAKER_04: Yes, I do. Send them by.
SPEAKER_00: Okay, you're interested now. Okay, well, when's a good time, sir?
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, send us by, I've got to check.
SPEAKER_00: Well, Joey, we've been out there.
SPEAKER_04: Have them come by on Monday.
SPEAKER_04: Have them come by on Monday. I'll be there, okay?
SPEAKER_00: Monday's a holiday. So how about Tuesday morning?
SPEAKER_04: Tuesday morning. Great. Have them come there.
SPEAKER_00: Okay, and if you want to just read the routing number or Visa card account number now, we can get that settled here.
SPEAKER_04: You know, I'm right in the middle of things. I don't have it, but if you send it by on Tuesday, I will have it there for you, okay?
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
SPEAKER_04: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Just hi, Joey.
SPEAKER_02: Can you hear me?
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
SPEAKER_02: Well, I was told that you were trying to track a package, right?
SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry?
SPEAKER_02: I was told that you're trying to track a package.
SPEAKER_04: I'm trying to track a package?
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
SPEAKER_02: Which package would I be tracking?
SPEAKER_04: Okay, who's this?
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry?
SPEAKER_04: Who is this?
SPEAKER_04: Who am I speaking with?
SPEAKER_03: No, right now you're calling UPS.
SPEAKER_03: My name is Rod.
SPEAKER_04: Okay, why?
SPEAKER_04: You're the one who just called me.
SPEAKER_02: Well, I just received the call for someone saying that you are trying to track a package.
SPEAKER_04: Who did you receive the call from?
SPEAKER_03: Oh, he didn't tell me.
SPEAKER_03: He was saying that I was supposed to be speaking with Joey, and he said I will connect Joey to the line, and here we are.
SPEAKER_03: Hello.
SPEAKER_04: Okay, who is that?
SPEAKER_03: Hello?
SPEAKER_04: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: Yes, we'll do that.
SPEAKER_04: Are you still there?
SPEAKER_01: Hello? Hello?
SPEAKER_01: Somebody say hello.
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
SPEAKER_03: Yes, it's Rod.
SPEAKER_03: I'm here.
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry?
SPEAKER_03: This is Rod.
SPEAKER_03: I'm sitting here.
SPEAKER_03: From UPS.
SPEAKER_03: Tell me, how can you help you?
SPEAKER_01: UPS?
SPEAKER_04: Hello, does anyone tell there?
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, what's just about?
SPEAKER_01: Somebody's screwing with our phones.
SPEAKER_01: They managed to cross-connect phones.
SPEAKER_01: And, uh...
SPEAKER_04: Can you tell me what number you're calling from?
SPEAKER_01: I'm not calling at all.
SPEAKER_01: My phone rang.
SPEAKER_04: Uh, you called me.
SPEAKER_01: No.
SPEAKER_01: No, your phone rang and my phone rang.
SPEAKER_01: It's because somebody's screwing around, so we'll just hang up.
SPEAKER_01: What is your name?
SPEAKER_01: My name's Alex.
SPEAKER_04: What is your name?
SPEAKER_04: Alex.
SPEAKER_04: How do you spell that?
SPEAKER_01: How do you spell?
SPEAKER_01: What's your ID number?
SPEAKER_01: Do you know how to spell Alex?
SPEAKER_04: What's your employee ID number?
SPEAKER_01: I don't have an employee ID number.
SPEAKER_04: So what's your full name there?
SPEAKER_01: We better to hang up.
SPEAKER_04: You should let me know what number you're calling from.
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're still there, aren't you, Mr. Alex?