Longmont Potion Castle 7 (2009)

Longmont Potion Castle 7

Track 6: Im Smelly

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  • SPEAKER_02: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_02: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_02: Yes?
  • SPEAKER_02: How are you?
  • SPEAKER_02: Who are you?
  • SPEAKER_02: I'm Smelly.
  • SPEAKER_02: Do I know you?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_02: Tell me who you are a little bit so I can catch you.
  • SPEAKER_02: Who are you?
  • SPEAKER_02: I'm Smelly.
  • SPEAKER_02: Could you ask you question?
  • SPEAKER_02: Tell me who are you and do you know me?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yes, I know you.
  • SPEAKER_02: I don't think I know you.
  • SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes, yes.
  • SPEAKER_02: What are you doing?
  • SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
  • SPEAKER_02: How long did we know each other?
  • SPEAKER_02: What do I do for a living?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_02: What do you do for a living?
  • SPEAKER_02: I'm retired.
  • SPEAKER_02: Oh, wow. That's nice.
  • SPEAKER_02: How about you? What are you doing?
  • SPEAKER_02: I got to hit the toilet pretty soon.
  • SPEAKER_02: Do you like to see me or shall I do somewhere?
  • SPEAKER_02: Uh, we meet.
  • SPEAKER_02: Okay, where can I meet you?
  • SPEAKER_02: The bathroom?
  • SPEAKER_02: Does that sound good or?
  • SPEAKER_02: Okay, do you know my address?
  • SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_02: Do you know what I do for a living?
  • SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
  • SPEAKER_02: Okay, good.
  • SPEAKER_02: Now, do you have my address?
  • SPEAKER_02: Tell me, if you know my address, just tell me,
  • SPEAKER_02: and what did you send a letter?
  • SPEAKER_02: You want me to send you a letter?
  • SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
  • SPEAKER_02: Okay. What do you want me to tell you?
  • SPEAKER_02: No, you call me first.
  • SPEAKER_02: And so if you want to talk to me,
  • SPEAKER_02: rather than talk, why don't you mail and write a letter,
  • SPEAKER_02: what do you want, and why we have to meet you and then tell me, okay?
  • SPEAKER_02: tell me, okay?
  • SPEAKER_02: Why don't I draw you a picture?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah, anything.
  • SPEAKER_02: Just writing, put an envelope and mail me.
  • SPEAKER_02: Do you have my address?
  • SPEAKER_02: What's your address?
  • SPEAKER_01: First, before I give me my address, you have to tell me you're working at the company,
  • SPEAKER_01: or you're a businessman, or what are you doing?
  • SPEAKER_02: I'm an Indian.
  • SPEAKER_01: Engineering?
  • SPEAKER_01: Indian.
  • SPEAKER_02: India?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yep.
  • SPEAKER_01: India, India.
  • SPEAKER_01: India.
  • SPEAKER_01: Don't take I have any friends in India, American.
  • SPEAKER_02: Anywhere, have a nice day, and bye-bye.
  • SPEAKER_02: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_02: Hi.
  • SPEAKER_02: Hi.
  • SPEAKER_02: How are you?
  • SPEAKER_02: Oh, thank you.
  • SPEAKER_02: I'm you.
  • SPEAKER_02: Very good, very good.
  • SPEAKER_02: What can I do for you?
  • SPEAKER_02: I am an Indian.
  • SPEAKER_02: So?
  • SPEAKER_02: So, what do you think about that?
  • SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't have any special feeling.
  • SPEAKER_01: special feeling to India, so I don't know. I'm a Korean or Asian American.
  • SPEAKER_02: Okay. I am Smelly.
  • SPEAKER_01: Where is that? Is the name? Okay.
  • SPEAKER_02: What do you say to that?
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay. And what do you need to know about me and what do you like to talk to me?
  • SPEAKER_02: I have to hit the toilet pretty quick.
  • SPEAKER_02: You got to get the toilet? You're selling the toilet.
  • SPEAKER_02: People?
  • SPEAKER_02: What?
  • SPEAKER_02: Uh, toilet bowl.
  • SPEAKER_02: Oh, you said a toilet bowl?
  • SPEAKER_02: I don't need them.
  • SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
  • SPEAKER_02: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_02: How are you?
  • SPEAKER_02: Well, fine. How about you?
  • SPEAKER_02: Doing fine, doing fine.
  • SPEAKER_02: So what are you doing tonight?
  • SPEAKER_02: Tonight?
  • SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
  • SPEAKER_02: Tonight who I sleep?
  • SPEAKER_02: Sleeping?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_02: Do you mind if I sleep over there?
  • SPEAKER_02: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
  • SPEAKER_02: No.
  • SPEAKER_02: Who is there?
  • SPEAKER_02: I know you?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  • SPEAKER_02: You know me?
  • SPEAKER_02: Why don't know you?
  • SPEAKER_02: You do?
  • SPEAKER_02: I do?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_02: Why can you tell me a little more detail, identify yourself, so let me see if I understand
  • SPEAKER_02: you or not.
  • SPEAKER_02: I have the toilet paper.
  • SPEAKER_02: You have a toilet paper?
  • SPEAKER_02: Toilet paper, what, things got to do that?
  • SPEAKER_02: So...
  • SPEAKER_02: I have toilet paper too.
  • SPEAKER_02: Not like this.
  • SPEAKER_02: this, it's soft on your nose, you blow your nose.
  • SPEAKER_02: I think you better go a hospital before you call me.
  • SPEAKER_02: No, I'm going to come over and go to sleep.
  • SPEAKER_02: Do you understand?
  • SPEAKER_02: Do you understand me?
  • None: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_02: How are you?
  • SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_02: I can hear you.
  • SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_02: Speak louder.
  • SPEAKER_02: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_02: Hello.
  • None: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_02: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_02: Hello, how are you, sir?
  • SPEAKER_02: You go to hell, okay?
  • SPEAKER_02: You go to hell.
  • SPEAKER_02: Don't go here anymore.
  • SPEAKER_02: Go to hell.
  • SPEAKER_00: You tell me how to wake up and I haven't do anything, watch my face.
  • SPEAKER_00: You tell me right away, get out here.
  • SPEAKER_00: Don't fucking yell at me, okay?
  • SPEAKER_00: Just call the bullets.
  • SPEAKER_00: Just go ahead and call the FBI and police.
  • SPEAKER_00: If you don't call the police, I will call the police of lawyers, okay?
  • SPEAKER_00: You know what?
  • SPEAKER_00: They haven't even burst my pee.
  • SPEAKER_00: My pee, let me tell you, sir.
  • SPEAKER_00: Get the fuck out here.
  • SPEAKER_00: Call the police right now.
  • SPEAKER_00: Talk to them.