Track 16: Holmes Featuring Tesla

• SPEAKER_01: What is this?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm calling from Great Expectations.
  
• SPEAKER_00: The world's largest singles resource and we're doing a confidential survey as singles in your area.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's quick, fun, and easy.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Are you single?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Single.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Are you unmarried?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I am an individual.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm a single person.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're single person?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm not Siamese or any of that crazy stuff, so.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Are you currently in a meaningful relationship with someone?
  
• SPEAKER_01: There's no meaning to it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What would your dating goals be, sir?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Would it be to date a lot or to develop a relationship or more for marriage?
  
• SPEAKER_01: All of the above.
  
• SPEAKER_00: But if you had to pick...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Polygamy.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Thank you, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, I don't know.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm interested in all the above.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I can't answer that.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Is this a survey?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yes, it is.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, well then go on.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And what kind of work do you do?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm a referee, National Football League.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And where do you work that?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Across the entire nation.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And is there anything that you dislike about being single?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hmm. Unmarried?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Have you ever wondered where quality singles go to meet one another?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You know, I have.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Would you be interested in meeting and dating?
  
• SPEAKER_00: dating, interesting singles like yourself?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't want it to be anything like me.
  
• SPEAKER_01: That's what I don't want.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Do you understand?
  
• SPEAKER_00: And how old are you?
  
• SPEAKER_01: 27.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And what is your first name?
  
• SPEAKER_01: My first name?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Holmes.
  
• SPEAKER_00: H-O-L-M-E-S?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Correct.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's interesting, it's usually a last name.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I know.
  
• SPEAKER_00: My name is usually a last name.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm named after Nikolai Tesla.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Tesla?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Very interesting.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You sound like a lot of the singles that I speak with since I've been doing my job.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And we do have a fine, safe, and easy way to meet single women in your area.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And the company's been in business for over 24 years.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And we have thousands of members here in the metro area, and after speaking with,
  
• SPEAKER_00: and after speaking with you, I think you would be a great member.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So what I would like to do is...
  
• SPEAKER_01: I appreciate that.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'd like to have one of the membership representatives call you back to explain...
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you what, why don't you just send them over?
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, I have a little pasta, some wine.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It doesn't work that way.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What, you want some pasta or what?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What they do is they call you and explain how it works.
  
• SPEAKER_00: When would be the best time to call you?
  
• SPEAKER_01: How did you get my number? I'm just curious.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's a computer.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Did Claire give you my number?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm going to give her a holler right after this.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Tesla, are you with me?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, so what would be a good time to catch up with you?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Sunday night, about 10 p.m.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And if you got anybody in mind, just send them over, you know.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It doesn't work like that, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What, do you want money or what?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Bye-bye.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Bye-bye.