Track 22: Hollywood Tans

• SPEAKER_00: Thank you for calling Hollywood Tans.
  
• SPEAKER_00: This is Stephanie.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How may I help you?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm Nuno.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hi, and I was in there tanning and toning and everything earlier.
  
• SPEAKER_01: How common is it to use a broom when you're tanning?
  
• SPEAKER_00: A broom?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because that struck me as just being way out there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You don't use a broom when you're tanning.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You don't.
  
• SPEAKER_01: See, that's what I thought.
  
• SPEAKER_01: So what's going on around here?
  
• SPEAKER_01: A guy, my dermatologist said that I had a ring up and that you'd pay for my skin care.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Wait, what?
  
• SPEAKER_01: He said that you'd pay for it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: He said that I would pay for it?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about?
  
• SPEAKER_01: My dermatologist.
  
• SPEAKER_00: A dermatologist said that Hollywood Tans would pay for your skin care?
  
• SPEAKER_01: If you're going to lure me in there and take a broom to my ass, then I'm going to see a skin doctor.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You bet you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I didn't.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Nobody here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: would give you a broom to tan with.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I thought it was weird.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's your name?
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, no.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's your last name?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Gloop.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Sorry, what was that?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Don't be sorry, but listen.
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, what's your last name?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm going to look up your account.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I figure I need quadruple my charge back, and then we'll call it good, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's your last name so I could figure out what happened?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, I'll tell you what happened.
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, what's your last name, though, so I can see your account. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I got all worked over and everything was weird.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Gloop is my last name.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How do you spell it?
  
• SPEAKER_01: What's a G.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Just like...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Stell the whole name for me.
  
• SPEAKER_01: N-U-N-O.
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, your last name.
  
• SPEAKER_01: G-L-O-P. O-P.
  
• SPEAKER_00: O-P as in Peter?
  
• SPEAKER_01: O-P as in O-P-C-C-C-N-H-N-Hunningham.
  
• SPEAKER_00: As in what?
  
• SPEAKER_01: As in Ron.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Howard?
  
• SPEAKER_00: As in Ron Howard?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I have to spell your last name.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You know darn well who he is.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I know who Ron Howard is, but that doesn't help me spell your last name.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's N-U-N-O.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Your last name is N-U-N-O.
  
• SPEAKER_01: That's my first name.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's your last name?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You guys are working me around here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, I'm trying to figure out your last name so I can pull up your account and see what's going on.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I can't even pull up my socks here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's in some in some.
  
• SPEAKER_01: much pain.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How do you spell your last name?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Gloop, just like it sounds.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I, but I, G-L-O-O-P.
  
• SPEAKER_00: O-P, as in Peter.
  
• SPEAKER_01: O-P as an O-P-T-T-L-Taylor.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That doesn't help me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know who O-P-Taylor is, but G-L-O-O-O-P, right?
  
• SPEAKER_01: From Mayberry.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't, I still have no idea what you're talking about.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know what on earth I'm supposed to do.
  
• SPEAKER_01: My skin...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Um, you're not in.
  
• SPEAKER_00: inner system at all. So I don't think you've ever been here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It feels like nylon. I can't get it out of my system.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're what?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I can't get this feeling out of my system. I've had it all day since I was over there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What feeling?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I feel like I've got a seatbelt on all the time.
  
• SPEAKER_00: My lot does that have anything to do with tanning?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I have to see the emperor in ten minutes.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Are you...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Of China.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Do you seriously have a problem?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You were working me around, girl, and your whole company is.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I looked at the account, you're not in the system, and I don't understand what happens.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm Nuno and you're jerking me around.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm not jerking you around.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to get what happens. What happened?
  
• SPEAKER_01: What happened?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I was never given a bucket when I set foot in there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: A bucket?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You don't need a bucket when you can't.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You can't.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Up in Nantucket, you might.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, I can't handle this.
  
• SPEAKER_00: If you really have a problem, please call that.