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Longmont Potion Castle 15 (2018)

Track 3: Hedgehog

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SPEAKER_04: Hello, Mullen Books.
SPEAKER_12: Yeah, I just, I have one copy new in paperback.
SPEAKER_12: It's a $15 paperback.
SPEAKER_12: But that's all that.
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
SPEAKER_04: All about hedge funds, it's called?
SPEAKER_12: Excuse me?
SPEAKER_12: No, maybe I'm still misunderstanding.
SPEAKER_12: So the book I have is the elegance of the hedgehog.
SPEAKER_12: Now, did you say hedge fund?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
SPEAKER_12: Oh, well, then we're talking about something totally different.
SPEAKER_12: It's not a book I have.
SPEAKER_12: I don't have anything about hedge fund.
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
SPEAKER_12: Okay, we were just speaking a minute ago, I think, and then a woman got on the line, and then I got confused.
SPEAKER_12: I thought she was saying she was looking for a book with hedge fund in the title.
SPEAKER_12: I don't think there's a book by that title.
SPEAKER_15: Well, wait a minute.
SPEAKER_15: Who are you?
SPEAKER_12: I'm sorry, you called Bird and Beckett Books.
SPEAKER_15: No, I didn't call.
SPEAKER_12: Well, somebody's on the phone with me, so it was you that's just called before.
SPEAKER_15: You called me, sir.
SPEAKER_15: I didn't call you.
SPEAKER_12: No, I just picked up the phone when it rang, so there's some confusion.
SPEAKER_07: I'm guessing.
SPEAKER_07: You're not the person that was looking for the Hedgehog books?
SPEAKER_05: No, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_07: Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_05: All righty.
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you want to give me a call back when you have more info?
SPEAKER_05: Who is this?
SPEAKER_05: I was looking for a book against the Hedgehog.
SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's very strange.
SPEAKER_05: Somebody was just asking me for a book about Leapfrog.
SPEAKER_05: That is extremely strange.
SPEAKER_05: What just happened?
SPEAKER_05: I don't know what happened.
SPEAKER_05: Those guys call me that they said, no, you're on the phone.
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, well, he was like, there's a book that's called How to Play Leapfrog, and it's big, and it's yellow, and it's in the back of your store.
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, no, it's not.
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, this guy, this guy called me and said, he's looking for something Hedgehog.
SPEAKER_05: That's so weird.
SPEAKER_05: Okay, well, maybe if that guy gives you a call back, you can sell him that book, because he was not happy with me.
SPEAKER_19: Oh, no, yeah.
SPEAKER_19: Leap Frog. I don't know, then he's asking for a leapfrog book.
SPEAKER_10: Really?
SPEAKER_10: Hedgehog, can you tell me what it's about?
SPEAKER_11: The eggnog book?
SPEAKER_10: Hello, eggnog?
SPEAKER_11: Yeah, I just had somebody ask me for an eggnog book.
SPEAKER_10: No, I don't have an eggnog.
SPEAKER_10: I thought he'd ask for Hedgehog.
SPEAKER_11: Okay, did you call previously asking about the Hedgehog?
SPEAKER_11: No, this is Faulkner House books.
SPEAKER_11: Okay.
SPEAKER_11: God, these phones are getting crossed somehow.
SPEAKER_11: That's really bizarre.
SPEAKER_11: Oh, okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_11: Oh, and so sounds like a train is coming through my phone.
SPEAKER_04: Hello?
SPEAKER_04: There's another one, How to Hug a Hedgehog.
SPEAKER_04: That is lesbian fiction.
SPEAKER_19: Okay.
SPEAKER_19: Our lines are getting crossed.
SPEAKER_19: Is this Garden District Bookshop?
SPEAKER_19: Hello?
SPEAKER_19: No.
SPEAKER_19: This, hello?
SPEAKER_19: Yeah, no, this is Octavia Books, and someone called,
SPEAKER_19: and then all of a sudden I started hearing you mentioning the Hedgehog.
SPEAKER_19: and this is the second time
SPEAKER_19: this has happened with our lines
SPEAKER_19: being crossed with somebody.
SPEAKER_19: Which books store am I speaking with right now?
SPEAKER_04: So bizarre.
SPEAKER_04: Bookwoman.
SPEAKER_19: Oh, where are you all located?
SPEAKER_04: We are at North Lamar.
SPEAKER_19: Okay, weird.
SPEAKER_19: I'm not to let our owner know.
SPEAKER_19: Oh, North Labar.
SPEAKER_19: It sounds like I hear the train out there.
SPEAKER_19: Okay, I'm going to have to let our owner know about that
SPEAKER_19: because the second time this has happened.
SPEAKER_19: And so what's the name of your store again?
SPEAKER_04: The name?
SPEAKER_04: Bookwoman.
SPEAKER_19: Bookwoman.
SPEAKER_19: Okay, on North LaM.
SPEAKER_19: bar. Okay. Interesting.
SPEAKER_04: Okay, no, yeah, this is Octavia Borks.
SPEAKER_19: Uptown. Yeah, I'm going to have to let our owner know
SPEAKER_19: because this is the second time our lines got crossed,
SPEAKER_19: so I'm going to let him know what's going on.
SPEAKER_19: Okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_19: Yeah, I'm going to alert him right now.
SPEAKER_19: Okay. Okay.
SPEAKER_14: I'm really sorry I haven't been able to find Hedgehog book.
SPEAKER_08: Who are you talking?
SPEAKER_08: Wait, hello?
SPEAKER_14: Yes.
SPEAKER_14: I was looking for your friend who was,
SPEAKER_14: yes, your friend was looking for
SPEAKER_14: other copies that we might have of a book
SPEAKER_14: that you bought here.
SPEAKER_14: Is that right?
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, but it doesn't sound
SPEAKER_08: like a familiar title to me?
SPEAKER_14: He was asking me for the Hedgehog book.
SPEAKER_08: Okay, this is a mystery bookstore?
SPEAKER_14: We are not a mystery bookshop.
SPEAKER_14: The shop I think you're looking for is Aunt Agatha's.
SPEAKER_08: This is Aunt Agatha's.
SPEAKER_14: That's your mystery bookshop.
SPEAKER_08: Yes, we're in the mystery bookstore.
SPEAKER_14: Right.
SPEAKER_14: Great to talk to you about your bookshop.
SPEAKER_14: Good luck today.
SPEAKER_14: I was just talking to somebody else about a minute ago.
SPEAKER_06: Oh, no, you were talking to.
SPEAKER_06: Me.
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
SPEAKER_06: Interesting.
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
SPEAKER_06: Were you looking for the book, The Hedgehog?
SPEAKER_06: I have no idea what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_06: This is so weird.
SPEAKER_06: Did you just have a guy asked you?
SPEAKER_06: Oh, this is bizarre.
SPEAKER_06: It was a man who was just really brusque and annoying.
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
SPEAKER_06: Hello?
SPEAKER_06: Hi.
SPEAKER_06: Hello?
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
SPEAKER_01: I looked up the title of the eggnog, and I don't see anything popping up, and I couldn't find anything.
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_04: We don't have anything called All About Leap Frog.
SPEAKER_01: Leaf Frog?
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't have anything coming up with Leaprook.
SPEAKER_01: Because he said eggnog.
SPEAKER_01: Eggnog?
SPEAKER_20: You called about hedge fund?
SPEAKER_03: No, I didn't call you.
SPEAKER_20: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: I work at a hardware store.
SPEAKER_03: He called me asking for hedge clippings, and then all of a sudden you came on the line.
SPEAKER_20: The guy must be crazy.
SPEAKER_20: He called here asking for a book on hedge funds.
SPEAKER_20: I don't know what to say.
SPEAKER_16: Hello?
SPEAKER_10: I'm sorry, but I don't have a Wart Hog magazine.
SPEAKER_16: Who are you calling?
SPEAKER_16: This is Louiebara, the bookstore.
SPEAKER_16: You guys keep calling here.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, my God.
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
SPEAKER_01: I just answer the call.
SPEAKER_01: I got a phone call.
SPEAKER_01: I was a pickup of the phone.
SPEAKER_16: Yeah, somebody keeps calling, and they keep calling.
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
SPEAKER_16: I don't have a book called the Eggnock Book.
SPEAKER_16: I'm telling you.
SPEAKER_18: I got a all about the hedgehog title.
SPEAKER_00: That's the book you're looking for?
SPEAKER_18: That's what he's looking for.
SPEAKER_00: So he is looking for the hedgehog?
SPEAKER_18: I don't know if he's.
SPEAKER_18: is or not. Are you there?
SPEAKER_00: I'm here. Yeah, he said he was looking for
SPEAKER_00: all about eggnog, I thought, is what
SPEAKER_00: he told me.
SPEAKER_18: Are you kidding?
SPEAKER_18: Oh, that's beautiful.
SPEAKER_00: Do you have any more clue
SPEAKER_18: than I do? He told me that he
SPEAKER_18: was waiting for a bus.
SPEAKER_18: He had no more change,
SPEAKER_18: and he was phoning from a
SPEAKER_18: pay phone. So that's all you're here.
SPEAKER_18: And I can only hope that
SPEAKER_18: your bookstore is in
SPEAKER_18: the Antipides. Are you in
SPEAKER_18: like New Zealand or something?
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm in Texas.
SPEAKER_18: Okay, well, so am I.
SPEAKER_18: In Houston.
SPEAKER_06: All right, well,
SPEAKER_06: someone had called me and asked me
SPEAKER_06: if we had the book, I am the Wirthog.
SPEAKER_06: Okay, this person asked if I am the Leak Frog.
SPEAKER_06: This is getting weird.
SPEAKER_06: I did.
SPEAKER_09: Okay, and you said
SPEAKER_09: it was about eggnog, right?
SPEAKER_17: I've been hearing it's about a
SPEAKER_17: Yule log?
SPEAKER_09: I'm sorry, what?
SPEAKER_17: Is it about a Yule
SPEAKER_17: log or eggnog?
SPEAKER_09: Are you talking to me, or are you talking to your friend?
SPEAKER_17: To you.
SPEAKER_09: And you think it might be a
SPEAKER_09: Yule log, not an eggnog.
SPEAKER_17: I'm not
SPEAKER_17: certain. I hear
SPEAKER_17: eggnog from you. I'm not
SPEAKER_17: certain what it really is.
SPEAKER_17: This is the
SPEAKER_17: strangest interference.
SPEAKER_13: This is, isn't it?
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
SPEAKER_17: Yeah.
SPEAKER_17: Oh, goodness me.
SPEAKER_13: Okay, I am back.
SPEAKER_13: I'm back in the back.
SPEAKER_13: Now, where did you think we had him?
SPEAKER_13: In the fantasy?
SPEAKER_13: Oh, you're talking to a different person.
SPEAKER_13: I don't understand what's going on.
SPEAKER_13: Who are you?
SPEAKER_13: Are you at a pay phone?
SPEAKER_13: No, this is a different bookstore.
SPEAKER_13: Well, I don't want the book.
SPEAKER_13: You're confused.
SPEAKER_05: I understand.
SPEAKER_13: I understand.
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, he says it's a yellow book, and he thinks it's welcome to the warthogs.
SPEAKER_02: Are you hearing the chirping
SPEAKER_02: and the line like I am?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I am.
SPEAKER_02: It sounds like we're in some bird
SPEAKER_02: museum.
SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's ridiculous.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: That's really weird.
SPEAKER_02: So I'm totally perplexed
SPEAKER_02: here on this one.
SPEAKER_02: We're going to have to just let it go.