Longmont Potion Castle 9 (2012)
Track 23: Handicapable
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SPEAKER_00: Rick, I'm out of you.
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SPEAKER_00: Do you carry the turn buddy by Gibson?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, what?
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SPEAKER_00: Do you carry the turn buddy by Gibson?
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SPEAKER_00: Tone body?
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SPEAKER_00: Buddy.
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SPEAKER_00: Tone buddy.
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SPEAKER_00: Tone buddy.
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SPEAKER_00: Let's find out.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: Is it a guitar?
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SPEAKER_00: It is the rehearing period.
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None: No, is it a tone?
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SPEAKER_00: No, is your tone buddy a guitar?
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: I do not have one in the store. I could probably order it.
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SPEAKER_00: I am prepared to bring the full force of the Americans with disability act down upon your store.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Your establishment has a poor selection if you do not carry the tone buddy.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm sorry. I do not have a tone buddy in stock.
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SPEAKER_00: buddy in stock, I can definitely order one from Gibbon.
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SPEAKER_00: I will put your face inside this pace.
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SPEAKER_00: You'll do well?
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SPEAKER_00: Just because my hearing is impaired. Make no mistake. My fists are not impaired.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: When I am finished giving you a walloping, your face will be impaired.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Would you like me to take your name a number and see if I can get a tongue buddy?
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SPEAKER_00: I may only be able to.
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SPEAKER_00: 14 years old in time meals, but in toughness meals, I am about 39.
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SPEAKER_00: Believe me, friend, I may be hearing impaired, but my fists are impaired your face when I am done.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, would you like to speak to the manager?
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SPEAKER_00: Sir, when I am done with...
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, hold on one second, I'll put you on hold on, get you this to a manager.
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SPEAKER_00: I do not know why he put me through to the manager.
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SPEAKER_00: Do you care of termed by Gibson?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't have the guitar in stock.
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SPEAKER_00: It is the hearing impaired.
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SPEAKER_00: That doesn't change the fact I don't have it in stock.
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SPEAKER_00: Is the elite guitarist who can help me?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry?
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SPEAKER_00: Are you certain this information is correct?
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SPEAKER_00: I do, yeah, I do not have one in stock.
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SPEAKER_00: I will party till I poop.
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SPEAKER_00: Alright.
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SPEAKER_00: Sir, when I am done with you, it is Louis will be not handy capable.
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SPEAKER_00: I will fucking eat your arms and cramp him, your arms will be handy cramped.