wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 8 (2011)

Track 21: Halfway House

None: Hello?
SPEAKER_00: I'm calling about the job.
SPEAKER_01: About the job? About the cooking job, position?
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're sorry to be there.
SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm good.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_00: So can I send a resume? You can keep it on file?
SPEAKER_01: Sure. Send it over to Florence Avenue.
SPEAKER_01: That's down in California.
SPEAKER_01: 90240.
SPEAKER_00: Okay. Is it okay if I just bring the application in?
SPEAKER_01: Sure, you can bring it in.
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
SPEAKER_00: Okay. I got some different things I cook. I use a chafing dish. I have sterno.
SPEAKER_00: Maybe I can just bring it all and give you a little demonstration. How's that sound?
SPEAKER_01: The resume will be fine. Just a resume. You can go ahead and drop it up.
SPEAKER_00: Just the resume?
SPEAKER_01: Yes, please.
SPEAKER_00: Would you accept a muffin at all just as a sample?
SPEAKER_00: So you get a feel for what I do?
SPEAKER_01: Sure, yeah. You can bring one.
SPEAKER_00: Okay. And I make this jungle juice stuff. It's real, real good.
SPEAKER_00: So maybe you can give that a...
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
SPEAKER_00: try.
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
SPEAKER_00: What kind of hours are you looking for?
SPEAKER_01: We open at four, so we're late hours.
SPEAKER_01: The kitchen we usually done by 12, 30.
SPEAKER_00: I'm in the halfway house and I have to be back at 11.
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
SPEAKER_00: Could we work that out somehow?
SPEAKER_01: Well, first of all, the position's already filled, so that would actually be something
SPEAKER_01: that would have to be dealt with in the future if we do decide to go with anybody else.
SPEAKER_01: But I have quite a few people on the list that are still waiting also, so you have to
SPEAKER_01: just drop off your resume and then I'll have it on file and if anything changes with these other applicants that I had already,
SPEAKER_01: then I'll have your information on file.
SPEAKER_00: Hey, I'm not a quitter.
SPEAKER_00: I'm in a halfway house, but I'm bound and determined, partner.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay, buddy.
SPEAKER_00: I got sterno, I got a chafing dish, I got all kinds of stuff I can heat up.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, well we have all our equipment here, so, but just go ahead and send in or bring your resume.
SPEAKER_00: Buddy, I'm in a halfway house.
SPEAKER_00: right now.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_00: Can't you help me out?
SPEAKER_01: Well, like I said, right now, I already have a lot of applicants that we already went to an interview,
SPEAKER_01: so that ad was like a month old.
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
SPEAKER_00: Well, let me give you a nacho, and you could taste it, and you can see that I've got what it takes.
SPEAKER_01: Well, you're telling me you're going to bring me a nacho.
SPEAKER_01: You're going to remember when my mom runs the kitchen, so you're going to be...
SPEAKER_01: If anybody that's working here is going to be working under my mom,
SPEAKER_01: and I doubt that anybody makes better nachos than my mom.
SPEAKER_01: No more.
SPEAKER_01: like that. But, like I said, go ahead and send in your resume and I'll have it on file.
SPEAKER_01: And if anything changes with these other 35 applicants that I have on file, I'll have your application.
SPEAKER_00: Are you just being macho or what?
SPEAKER_01: Am I being macho?
SPEAKER_01: I love, but you know what? How about if you just forget about your dollar's number, okay?
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to send your resume. Don't send your resume.
SPEAKER_01: Don't send your resume, forget about it. This is not a place for you to be working at.
SPEAKER_00: Hey, come on. Give me a shot.
SPEAKER_00: Hey, this is Troy with those nachos. What's going on, dude?
SPEAKER_01: Not much, but you know what? Your demeanor is not something that would actually have as an employee, so I'm not looking for anybody with your kind of demeanor to be working here at a family establishment.
SPEAKER_00: I can barely hear you. You got a bad connection, but just try my nachos real quick.
SPEAKER_01: Actually, no. You know what? Like I told you before, like I said earlier, your demeanor is not something that would be acceptable here at a family restaurant.
SPEAKER_00: Why?
SPEAKER_01: Especially a cop bar.
SPEAKER_01: this is a cop. This is what we are here. All cops. So, do these stuff in favor.
SPEAKER_01: Lose his number? Don't never call it again. Next time you call it's going to be borderline harassment.
SPEAKER_01: And I would not like for me to wake up some of my buddies over here and make sure they trace this phone call.
SPEAKER_01: Hey, hey, I find out who this is.
SPEAKER_00: Cops love me. They love my muffins, everything.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, I'm not here in this place. All right? Oh, no?
SPEAKER_01: Have a good day, buddy. Lose his number. I'll call it again.
SPEAKER_00: What number is this? So I can make sure I get rid of it. What is the number? So I can make sure I get rid of it.
SPEAKER_00: What is the number?
SPEAKER_01: You know the number you're calling. Don't call it again.
SPEAKER_00: What about my resume?
SPEAKER_01: The number you just dialed. That's the number you need to avoid.
SPEAKER_00: I could barely hear you, man.
SPEAKER_01: What is your name again?
SPEAKER_00: This is Troy.
SPEAKER_00: Troy. What is your last name?
SPEAKER_00: I'm the best. What's the pay like?
SPEAKER_00: What is your last name, Troy?
SPEAKER_00: Wolf.
SPEAKER_01: Wolf?
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, Troy Wolf. Do yourself a favor.
SPEAKER_01: I'm assuming you say you're from a halfway house, right?
SPEAKER_00: Right.
SPEAKER_01: So that would mean probably that you don't have a cell phone.
SPEAKER_01: So this phone number that's coming up on my caller ID, I'm assuming this is from your halfway house.
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
SPEAKER_01: Correct?
SPEAKER_00: Right.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: So when you hang up, the next phone call that I'm going to be making this to the halfway house,
SPEAKER_01: and I'm going to be making a complaint to you.
SPEAKER_01: No.
SPEAKER_01: Mr. Troy Wolf or somebody else that's sitting there that's harassing this particular telephone number that I'm calling.
SPEAKER_01: And 213 numbers here, I'm thinking that you're somewhere in L.A.
SPEAKER_01: Correct?
SPEAKER_01: So LAPD will be investigating and finding out, see, who's calling one of their bars and harassing the patrons here.
SPEAKER_01: So do yourself a favor, Mr. Troy Wolfe.
SPEAKER_01: Don't call this number again.
SPEAKER_01: Don't call his number again.
SPEAKER_01: I'll repeat it one more time.
SPEAKER_01: Do not call his number again.
SPEAKER_00: Do you understand me?
SPEAKER_00: Take my resume and my nacho and...
SPEAKER_00: No, no.
SPEAKER_00: Give me a chance.
SPEAKER_01: Have a good day.
SPEAKER_00: I'm Troy Wolf.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, Troy Wolf.
SPEAKER_00: Don't call me back.
SPEAKER_00: Don't do it.
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to do it if you keep.
SPEAKER_00: call to me? Don't call me because I'm in a halfway house, dude.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, you're not going to be back in prison if you keep calling and harassing.
SPEAKER_00: You're just being macho.
SPEAKER_00: Stop it. Stop it.
SPEAKER_00: George's.
SPEAKER_00: Hi, this is Troy.
SPEAKER_01: Okay. Got it all wrong, buddy. Goodbye.
None: Hello?
SPEAKER_00: Hi, this is Troy with the nachos.
SPEAKER_00: Dude, it's your last chance.
SPEAKER_01: Troy, I already told you. Stop calling.
SPEAKER_00: here. Why? Because stop calling. You're harassing. I've got the recipes and I've got the
SPEAKER_01: chafing dish to back it up. Stop calling. Leave it alone. I'll back it up. Okay. I'm going to call
SPEAKER_01: your, you know what? I'm going to call your halfway house and I'm going to call your parole officer and I'm
SPEAKER_01: going to call everybody and I'm going to let them know that you're harassing. Oh, don't do it. Please.
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to do that. I need another opportunity. I'm going to do it.