Longmont Potion Castle 6 (2008)
Track 12: Grover
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SPEAKER_02: Now, back to the troubleshooter, Tom Martino.
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SPEAKER_02: 1136.
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SPEAKER_02: Dr. Laura at Trouble 5, news at top of the hour.
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SPEAKER_02: Dave Minchell in for Tom.
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SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
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SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
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SPEAKER_02: Wakes me up.
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SPEAKER_02: Here is a call I can't resist.
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SPEAKER_02: On the hotline, Grover Knox, we'll do a Dave Minchall impression, and I'm told we have screened this call, and we know it is clean.
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SPEAKER_02: Hey, Grover, how you doing?
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SPEAKER_01: Hi, I'm fine.
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SPEAKER_01: How are you?
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SPEAKER_02: All right.
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SPEAKER_01: What's going on?
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SPEAKER_01: Actually, I do a better Tom Martino one, which I can do, too, if you want.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, do Tom first.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, do you know, Tom's first?
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SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, we'll have a jury here.
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SPEAKER_01: Here's Tom's first.
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SPEAKER_02: All right, Inspector Steve.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm ready.
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SPEAKER_02: All right.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, ready?
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SPEAKER_02: Yep.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Burlington Coat Factory sucks.
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SPEAKER_01: They suck.
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SPEAKER_02: You got to suck, pardon.
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SPEAKER_02: That's what sells it.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: And the rest of your listeners will have to visualize the, um,
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SPEAKER_01: the patented, um, head nod for the Dave Minchall impression.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, God.
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SPEAKER_01: But, um, it goes, Dave Minchall, Sevenews.
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SPEAKER_01: How's that?
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SPEAKER_02: Not bad.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, you're right about the head bob, though.
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SPEAKER_02: I could never, I don't, I could never cure myself with a head bob at the end of a story.
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SPEAKER_01: It's cool.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, Scott Cordell, you help me out with those.
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SPEAKER_02: I'll get him for that.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Do I, I know you, don't I?
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SPEAKER_02: Well, we'll never know now.
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SPEAKER_00: You're over.
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SPEAKER_00: You're over.
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SPEAKER_00: You're over.
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SPEAKER_00: My concern was Grover.
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SPEAKER_00: That was my concern.
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SPEAKER_00: But if Grover is a part of other people's little schemes,
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SPEAKER_00: Grover goes along with little schemes,
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SPEAKER_00: then that's what hurts more than anything.
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SPEAKER_00: It's because when I met Grover, I met a decent person,
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SPEAKER_00: that's the way I look at it.
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SPEAKER_00: I can't look at it in any other way.
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SPEAKER_00: But I'm just saying to you, you know, Grover, you know, you're young.
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SPEAKER_00: And, you know, I'm real puzzled about this whole situation, you know,
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SPEAKER_00: because I was here, I was built you up and everything.
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SPEAKER_00: And then, you know, I'm kind of stunned, you know, so what is going on?
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SPEAKER_00: But my biggest concern now is the rumors that I've been hearing.
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SPEAKER_00: And if I don't like what I heard, you know,
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SPEAKER_00: then you would be more of a hinder to us, more than a help to us.
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SPEAKER_00: People ask, and then they start challenging it,
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SPEAKER_00: and then Channel 9 News is involved and four news is involved, you know,
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SPEAKER_00: and 7 news is involved.
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SPEAKER_00: And I hate to see you get in any kind of a situation like that.
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SPEAKER_00: You're never going to please anybody, you know.
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SPEAKER_00: So I have to believe, as of right now, you don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't even, I'm not even sure what we're talking about at this point.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, I know what I'm sure.
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SPEAKER_00: I know what I'm sure of what I'm talking about.
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SPEAKER_00: That's why I'm not talking to you about it,
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SPEAKER_00: because I already know what I'm talking about.
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SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm saying.
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SPEAKER_00: I really felt like an idiot.