Track 15: Golf Wolf

• SPEAKER_00: Thank you for calling D.N.C. How can you help you?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hi, my name's Buck. How are you doing this morning?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi, Buck. I'm unbelievable. How are you doing today?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah? Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes. What can we do for you, sir?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I published Golf Wolf magazine.
  
• None: Uh-huh.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And looking for a new publisher.
  
• SPEAKER_00: A publisher? We sell copiers.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah. You know, whatever. Get off my back.
  
• SPEAKER_01: But we're looking for some machine.
  
• SPEAKER_01: here that can publish a golf wolf magazine on a quarterly basis.
  
• None: Okay. I'm sure that our sales compartment can pick the right machine for you.
  
• None: The sales representative is not in the office yet this morning, but I could put you through to his
  
• SPEAKER_01: voice mail. How are you doing this morning? I'm unbelievable.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Wonderful. So what I'd like to see before I sign any kind of deal is an annual
  
• SPEAKER_01: subscription from you. Just as a good faith gesture.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm not the person you'd want to pitch to that, too. You'd need to speak to our sales department.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, you are. You are the person, actually.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Look, who publishes Golf Wolf? Me or you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You do.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Right. And my name's Buck Pucker.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Right. I only work here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Let me send you up to the voicemail of the sales representative, and you can ask him.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Why don't you meet me out on the green sometime and we'll settle it once and for all?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Thank you for calling BMC. How can I help you?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, is this Eric?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yes, it is.
  
• SPEAKER_01: This is Buckpucker.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes, with Golf World magazine. And you'd like us to have a,
  
• SPEAKER_00: an annual subscription for you to buy a machine from us. But like I said, you'll need to speak to
  
• SPEAKER_00: our sales department. Would you like to leave a voicemail for our sales representative?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, I wouldn't. Okay. I personally can't sell you a machine. I don't know all the information
  
• SPEAKER_00: about the models we sell. I just answer the phone's here. Okay, but how are you doing today?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm unbelievable, as you asked me twice before. But if you'd like to leave a voicemail for our sales representative,
  
• SPEAKER_00: I can transfer you up there, and you can let him know what you'd like to buy a machine from us.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm on my way down there, and I'm going to bring my clubs with me. You don't give me what I need.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What do you think of that?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay. This call may be recorded for quality control purposes, so if you do show up with the club,
  
• SPEAKER_00: I can press charges for assault.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm going to press forward no matter what you say.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Because I published Golf Wolfs. That's what you don't seem to understand.
  
• SPEAKER_00: A golf magazine. Wonderful.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's the number one golf magazine.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Thank you for calling being saying. How can I help you?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Eric, how you doing?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm unbelievable, but if you keep calling, I will call the place.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're not going to believe your eyes.
  
• SPEAKER_01: So let's go head to head. 20 minutes. What do you say?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Let me call the police.