Longmont Potion Castle 18 (2021)
Track 9: Gentlemans Quarters
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SPEAKER_00: Hello?
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SPEAKER_02: Is Sarah there?
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SPEAKER_00: Speaking.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, hi, Sarah.
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SPEAKER_02: This is Rufus.
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SPEAKER_02: I just moved into the houseboat next to you.
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SPEAKER_02: I know you live on a houseboat.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: I got a couple questions real quick.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I talked to the Gooch, and he said there's a houseboat association of some kind.
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SPEAKER_02: Are you supposed to join if you live here?
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm pretty much a.
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SPEAKER_02: Indy Pirate.
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SPEAKER_02: I wear two eye patches.
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SPEAKER_02: My pot-bellied pig has a peg wig.
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SPEAKER_02: I think it's important to talk to fish whenever possible.
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SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying.
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SPEAKER_02: Hey, did you hear that trickle earlier?
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SPEAKER_02: I think I'm hearing it again now.
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SPEAKER_02: It's pretty unusual.
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SPEAKER_02: I'll probably write a memoir about it.
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SPEAKER_02: But in the meantime, do you know how many nautical miles of it?
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SPEAKER_02: to gentlemen's quarters, the clothing shop?
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SPEAKER_00: It's 20 knots.
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SPEAKER_02: 20 knots.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, gosh.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, there's that trickle again.
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SPEAKER_02: It's going buckwound.
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SPEAKER_02: There's going buckwound, oh, boy.
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SPEAKER_02: Hey, just a quick question.
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SPEAKER_02: Can I borrow a little storage space from you?
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SPEAKER_02: Just a little extra space.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, I've been making for some storage space myself.
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SPEAKER_00: I didn't know if that's something I can have some storage space.
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SPEAKER_00: help you with.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, no.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, it's just for my niece, Sasha.
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SPEAKER_02: She's pretty short, but she's cool.
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SPEAKER_02: She's cool.
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SPEAKER_02: She sings greased lightning and everything.
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SPEAKER_02: She's real good.
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SPEAKER_02: Listen, before, I thought I heard thunder, so I got underwater for a little bit for a little bit.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, I probably went four or five hundred fathoms under the water.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Is it pretty dark down there?
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SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, I make this stuff. I call it pond ramen.
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SPEAKER_02: It's real, real good.
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SPEAKER_02: Maybe I could bring some more of my pond ramen.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, good stuff.
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SPEAKER_02: So where'd you say gentleman's quarters is?
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SPEAKER_02: I couldn't find it in the phone book.
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SPEAKER_02: Gentleman's quarters are where I buy all my favorite, dalliant, specialty items.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm a bit of a dandy man.
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SPEAKER_02: They're the only store that can fulfill my dandyacle requirements.
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SPEAKER_02: And like I said, I said, I'm sort of an indie pirate kind of look.
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SPEAKER_02: Indy Pirate kind of look.
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SPEAKER_02: trying to style.
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SPEAKER_02: You'll see me.
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SPEAKER_02: You'll see me around the water.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh.
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SPEAKER_00: I can't wait.
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SPEAKER_02: I got a big old frog.
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SPEAKER_02: I caught.
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SPEAKER_00: We'll be up.
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SPEAKER_02: So I'm gonna, I'm gonna go up there and see if I can get a don't get a dongle.
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SPEAKER_02: I heard dongles are very useful.
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SPEAKER_02: I'll see if they've got one up at gentlemen's desires.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, gentlemen's course.
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SPEAKER_02: orders.
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SPEAKER_02: That's where I'm gonna look.