Track 9: Frickey Weaver

• SPEAKER_01: Tomorrow's body, this is Megan. How can he help you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: This is Fricky, calling.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And I'd like you to weave me tonight, possible.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You'd like to get a weave?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just go ahead and weave me down, you know.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We don't have any appointments left over. Is it for hair?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Whatever, whatever it takes.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I can set you up in a... Is it for highlights?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You can weave me up or down or...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Excuse me?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uh, this is Fricky.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And, uh, what was about six?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Works for me, works for me.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't understand what you're asking me for.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just, I'd just go ahead and weave me down.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'll let you open.
  
• None: Hmm?
  
• SPEAKER_01: We're a hair salon.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Tomorrow's flight, this is Megan. How can he help you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi, yes. I'd just like to make an appointment, please.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, and what is it for?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uh, weave, please.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And do you normally see somebody here?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uh, I've seen, uh, Santana before.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We don't have anybody, by Santana.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Have you over, uh, been, uh, rode by Santana on the scalp?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Um, I don't know what you're talking about.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're gonna have to hold on.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We, me, you know?
  
• SPEAKER_01: We don't...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just gel me, you know, real quick.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're gonna have to hold on.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Jell me up, down, you know, whatever.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Sir, can you please stop calling?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I need to...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Stop calling.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Can I get in there tomorrow?
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, you cannot have any services done here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Tomorrow's box. This is Megan. How can he help you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_01: What are you having done?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Is it a haircut?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hair and massage, I'm thinking.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Do you want to do an hour massage, half hour?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I like to take a two, three hours, just get things going, you know, a little bit,
  
• SPEAKER_00: and then spend the rest of the day just kind of get into a real hypnotic massage.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You guys got any ointment there, skin ointment?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Skin ointment?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: For sale?
  
• SPEAKER_01: For use?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, in the massage, they use
  
• SPEAKER_01: massage oils.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uh, for real personal use.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Some techniques I picked up on the Nile River.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Um.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Sir, please stop calling. I don't know what kind of salon you think this is, but it's not the type that you want.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Jell me up, down.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Sir, we don't have appointments for you. Please stop calling.
  
• SPEAKER_01: If you keep calling, I'm going to have to call the cops.