Longmont Potion Castle 11 (2014)
Track 5: Fox News
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SPEAKER_00: Hello.
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SPEAKER_00: Arthur.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: This is Tyrone at the NAACP.
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SPEAKER_00: We got a new program called What's Cracking?
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SPEAKER_00: We're looking for a donation today?
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SPEAKER_03: No, I don't give out no donations for nobody.
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SPEAKER_00: It's for the NACP.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, get the son of a bitch out of the White House.
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SPEAKER_03: Prime Des, what can I do for you?
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, this is Tyrone at the NACP.
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SPEAKER_03: I know. You just called me a couple minutes ago.
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SPEAKER_00: What's cracking?
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SPEAKER_00: That's the name of our new program, and we need a contribution today.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay?
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SPEAKER_03: Why don't you catch up with the laws and read all the laws?
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SPEAKER_03: I'm also with Fox News.
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SPEAKER_03: Find out what's going on with Michelle Obama.
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SPEAKER_03: She's filing for a divorce.
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SPEAKER_03: You don't put nothing or that.
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SPEAKER_03: You don't give a damn about us.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm in 50 states, and I'm the biggest reporter in the United States and four countries overseas.
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SPEAKER_03: And I turned the paperwork over to Fox News
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SPEAKER_03: of his so-called birth certificate a year ago.
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SPEAKER_03: And Fox News almost got in trouble because I got a statement from his father before he died.
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SPEAKER_03: He was born in a little African village called Kenya.
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SPEAKER_03: He went to kindergarten grade school and third grade.
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SPEAKER_03: Then they all moved to Hawaii.
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SPEAKER_03: So you figured out and get him out of there.
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SPEAKER_01: Why do you keep him calling here?
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SPEAKER_00: Are you ready to make a pledge today?
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SPEAKER_00: Just fine.
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SPEAKER_00: $5, $10, whatever you can do.
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SPEAKER_01: How much are you donating to me today?
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SPEAKER_01: Just a small donation to me.
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SPEAKER_01: $5, $10, I can feed a fucking homeless bomb, a scumbbag on the street.
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SPEAKER_01: How much are you going to get me, asshole?
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SPEAKER_00: Can I talk to a grown-up, please?
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SPEAKER_01: You know what, motherfucker?
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SPEAKER_01: You better shut your fucking mouth.
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SPEAKER_01: He's a son of a bitchy wound.
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SPEAKER_01: Stop calling.
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SPEAKER_00: Just make the pledge and we'll get her done.
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SPEAKER_01: Fucking asshole.
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SPEAKER_01: He's a fucking faggot, anyhow.
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SPEAKER_03: Hello?
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SPEAKER_03: Hello?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, about time for somebody to answer.
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SPEAKER_03: What do you need?
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SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
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SPEAKER_03: Someone called Congressman Pranwoman's office.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, it's sure the hell wasn't me.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, if he's a consulment, tell him to get that goddamn nigger out of the White House.
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SPEAKER_03: What got a group for you?
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SPEAKER_02: Hi, is this Arthur?
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SPEAKER_03: That's me.
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SPEAKER_02: Hi, I'm calling from Paralyzed Veterans of America.
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SPEAKER_02: And I was just transferred to you from your son.
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SPEAKER_02: He said you were trying to get in touch with us about making a cash donation.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't give no donation until I get that hit in her out of the White House.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, he just told me that you wanted to talk about where to send it or I wasn't sure what information.
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SPEAKER_02: going to need.
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SPEAKER_02: Hello?
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SPEAKER_02: Hello?
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SPEAKER_02: Hi, is this Arthur?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, did you just call me?
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SPEAKER_02: Hey, yeah, somehow we got disconnected and I got reconnected with your son again.
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SPEAKER_03: What do you mean, my son? My son ain't pulling this crap on me?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he actually just transferred this phone call to you.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, I'll say the same thing. Get Hitler Obama out of the White House. He's crazy.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm good.