Longmont Potion Castle 19 (2022)
Track 13: Fire Truck Video
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SPEAKER_01: Fire department. Good afternoon.
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SPEAKER_02: My name's ping pong. I'm new to the area. I just moved down here from Castle Rock.
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SPEAKER_02: And I got your number from the mailman.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: So yeah, I'm just going to be taking some pictures and some video and stuff.
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SPEAKER_02: Is there any chance you'd let me borrow your fire truck?
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SPEAKER_02: We're just making a video and we've got worms and snakes. It's going to be wild.
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SPEAKER_02: Real wild.
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SPEAKER_00: Who are you calling?
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SPEAKER_02: For Joanna.
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SPEAKER_00: Jonah, Olson, Chief of the Fire Department.
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SPEAKER_02: Yes, uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_02: I live in the same area as you.
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SPEAKER_02: We've got the same mailman up here.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Where are you living, Panama?
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SPEAKER_02: I just moved down from Colorado.
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SPEAKER_02: So I don't know anybody else in the area up here.
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SPEAKER_00: Where are you living here?
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SPEAKER_02: I live in New Mexico.
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SPEAKER_02: Now, I'm brand new, and we're making a video.
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SPEAKER_02: I'll credit you it's you.
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SPEAKER_02: However you want on YouTube.
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SPEAKER_00: Hang on.
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SPEAKER_00: Where are you living in New Mexico?
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't know the area too.
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SPEAKER_02: well, but we have the same mail.
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SPEAKER_02: Man, he gave me your number.
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SPEAKER_02: I can give you three, four dollars, you know, a day.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: No, thank you.
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SPEAKER_02: What's it going to take?
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SPEAKER_01: Good afternoon.
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SPEAKER_01: This is Jonah.
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SPEAKER_02: Hey, Jonah, it's ping pong.
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SPEAKER_02: Can we please work something out here for just a few hours of your time?
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SPEAKER_00: I can't.
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SPEAKER_00: A, what are the sirens I keep hearing?
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm outside.
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SPEAKER_02: I was going to your house to knock on the door, but no one answers her.
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SPEAKER_00: There's no sirens going by up here.
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SPEAKER_02: So, can we please work this out on your fire truck up?
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SPEAKER_02: I can give you $5, six dollars, you know, an hour.
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SPEAKER_02: It's just for the video.
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SPEAKER_00: There's no department vehicle that I can loan to anyone, so please stop calling me.
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SPEAKER_02: Can I borrow your car for the video shoot?
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SPEAKER_01: Good afternoon.
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SPEAKER_01: This is Jonah.
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SPEAKER_02: Hi, Jonah.
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SPEAKER_02: I did want to just let you know that I'm going to be there in a few minutes just to get into the fire truck, okay?
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SPEAKER_02: For the photographs?
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SPEAKER_00: Would you stop calling?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know what?
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SPEAKER_00: kind of scam you're doing, but stop calling this number.
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SPEAKER_02: It'll only be about 20 minutes.
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SPEAKER_00: This is Jonah.
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SPEAKER_02: Jonah, hi, I only need 20 minutes of your time.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, today?
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SPEAKER_00: You're not getting any of my time. I have no idea who you are and what kind of scam you are running.
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SPEAKER_02: It's not a scam. I told you. I'd credit you however you want on YouTube for the video.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't give a shit about that. Stop calling us.
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SPEAKER_00: Listen, I'll meet you in 10 minutes.
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SPEAKER_00: Our fire department will not participate.
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SPEAKER_02: I'll meet you in 10 minutes. It'll be great. Okay. You're going to love it.
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SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
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SPEAKER_00: Goodbye.
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SPEAKER_02: Let me get a photograph with you, okay.
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SPEAKER_00: This is Jonah.
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SPEAKER_02: Hi, Jonah, this is ping pong.
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SPEAKER_01: What a gives to be the trouble up here.
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SPEAKER_01: Good afternoon.
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SPEAKER_01: This is Jonah.
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SPEAKER_02: Hi.
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SPEAKER_02: I just wanted to let you know.
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SPEAKER_02: We were there over the weekend.
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SPEAKER_02: We were with the trucks.
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SPEAKER_02: And we're all done and we were all taken care of, okay?
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, then stop calling this number.
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SPEAKER_00: Don't?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to call the cops.
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SPEAKER_00: This is Jonah.
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SPEAKER_02: Jonah, just real quick.
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SPEAKER_02: The only thing is we left behind an earthworm.
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SPEAKER_02: Have you guys seen that at all?
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SPEAKER_02: Our cameraman.
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SPEAKER_00: Would you shut the fuck up?
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SPEAKER_00: Who are you?
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SPEAKER_02: This is ping pong.
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SPEAKER_02: At ping pong.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't believe that for a second.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know what kind of scam you're running.
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SPEAKER_00: Can you understand me?
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SPEAKER_00: You seem to understand English.
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SPEAKER_00: Do not call me again ever.
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SPEAKER_02: Will you just find the earthworm, please?
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SPEAKER_00: Do you understand me?
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SPEAKER_02: That's all we need.
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None: I don't know.