Longmont Potion Castle 8 (2011)
Track 11: Eddie Money 2
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, this is Kirby.
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SPEAKER_00: How you doing?
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SPEAKER_01: What are you doing, Kurt?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm over a geek squad here.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, what's going on?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm getting ready to reset your computer.
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SPEAKER_01: What's computer in reset?
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SPEAKER_01: Anybody's computer?
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_01: My computer is in Camarillo.
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SPEAKER_01: Camarillo, California.
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SPEAKER_00: We're gonna get it, factory reset.
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SPEAKER_00: Reprogram everything.
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SPEAKER_01: Did you talk to Dr. Lawrence about this?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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SPEAKER_00: Two or three times.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, thanks, Grip.
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SPEAKER_01: I gotta go to the computer shit.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm very lightweight.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, I'm so behind the time.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm just the fucker set it.
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SPEAKER_01: I barely not and turn the thing off.
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SPEAKER_00: Look it.
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SPEAKER_00: We needed to step away from the machine for the night, okay?
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SPEAKER_00: Just walk away.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm not anywhere near it.
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SPEAKER_01: The computer's not even near me.
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SPEAKER_01: It's in.
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SPEAKER_01: Bob Dylan was in it.
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SPEAKER_01: It's not using it.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, don't touch it.
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SPEAKER_00: You got me straight.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, Kurt.
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SPEAKER_01: You got it.
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SPEAKER_00: Let me know what's going on.
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SPEAKER_00: We're going to remove everything from inside.
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SPEAKER_00: We're going to replace everything.
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SPEAKER_01: You're going to take that all of my files?
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SPEAKER_01: Don't lose anything, I don't think.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to replace everything on there.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Completely factory reset.
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SPEAKER_00: Just like the day you got it.
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SPEAKER_01: Hi, buddy, boy. I love that.
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SPEAKER_00: So I hope you have everything backed up.
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SPEAKER_01: I think we do.
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SPEAKER_01: I hope we do.
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SPEAKER_00: Good.
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SPEAKER_00: walk away now. I don't want you poking around.
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SPEAKER_01: Hi Kurt. Thanks for the call.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to be there at 6 a.m.
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SPEAKER_01: You're coming down here to the bus in Santa Cruz?
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SPEAKER_00: Yes, I am.
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SPEAKER_00: Need a cashier's check or some method of payment at 6 a.m.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah. All right, buddy.
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SPEAKER_00: We're going to do it system-wide scrub down of the whole system.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, but my computer's not here. You realize that.
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SPEAKER_01: My computer's a camera real, California.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't want you going anywhere near the machine.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: I can't do anything, Kirby. The computer's not near. It's down in Southern California.
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SPEAKER_01: And I'm sure it's not on.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to reinstall every program that you've got.
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SPEAKER_00: Factory recently.
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SPEAKER_01: I've got to take this on a call. Hold on.
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SPEAKER_01: Hello.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you got your machine unplugged over there?
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SPEAKER_01: My machine is getting money.
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SPEAKER_01: You must be talking about doing something else for somebody in the any money van.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't have my computer here, Kirby.
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SPEAKER_01: Maybe he's doing this for Joe Shaloo.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: My computer's not even a new.
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SPEAKER_01: My computer is down in Camillo.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, have you got it unplug?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm sure it's unplugged.
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SPEAKER_00: Have you got a check drawn?
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SPEAKER_01: No, I don't... I'm not...
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SPEAKER_01: Kirby, I've got to take this for the phone call.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm getting ready to go to fuck on stage here.
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SPEAKER_01: I've got a set list.
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SPEAKER_00: This is Kirby a Geek Squad, partner.
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SPEAKER_01: Kirby, a Geek Squad.
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, I hope to say the joke code, Kirby,
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SPEAKER_01: but I never call you to fix my computer.
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SPEAKER_01: I haven't been to me and my computer at three weeks.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to do.
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SPEAKER_00: delete everything I see.
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SPEAKER_01: Don't delete anything in my fucking computer, buddy.
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SPEAKER_01: Keep the hands off my fucking computer.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, you called me, so you're soliciting us.
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SPEAKER_01: I never called you.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know who the fuck you are.
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SPEAKER_01: Kirby.
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SPEAKER_01: Kirby. I don't give a last chance who the fuck you are.
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SPEAKER_01: Steve he ends up my fucking computer.
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SPEAKER_00: Don't go near it.
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SPEAKER_01: That's all I can say.
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SPEAKER_00: We've got your computer.
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SPEAKER_00: It's end of the story.
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SPEAKER_01: You don't have my fucking computer.
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SPEAKER_01: So let some of the prank phone calls.
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SPEAKER_01: With your computer bullshit and your fucking crap, slay off, huh?
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SPEAKER_00: We just need a check and we'll release the machine.
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SPEAKER_01: Go stick your fucking tongue up your ass.
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SPEAKER_00: Or a credit card.