Longmont Potion Castle 6 (2008)
Track 5: Dog Gnash
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SPEAKER_02: Hello.
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SPEAKER_01: Hello.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this is Franklin.
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SPEAKER_01: Franklin?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Matter of fact, it is.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know Franklin.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know that I care for what's going on over there at your place.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, I think you might have the wrong number?
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SPEAKER_02: Absolutely not, young lady.
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SPEAKER_02: This is a place with all the dogs going back and forth, right?
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SPEAKER_02: Nashin and everything else?
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SPEAKER_01: Mashin?
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SPEAKER_02: Mashin?
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SPEAKER_02: Won't stand for it.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know what you're talking about.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know what you're talking about.
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SPEAKER_02: I will not stand for it.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't have time to speak with you.
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SPEAKER_01: I have no clue who you are or why you're bothering me at this time.
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SPEAKER_02: It's my bother, ma'am.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't understand what's your bother at this time.
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SPEAKER_01: You're bothering me.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to get going and get things done.
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SPEAKER_01: I just got home from work.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know what your problem is or who you are.
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SPEAKER_02: I will not stand.
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SPEAKER_02: This community will not stand for dogs gnashing at one another.
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SPEAKER_02: Mashing?
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SPEAKER_02: Anything you engage in of that nature is going to be reported.
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SPEAKER_01: I have no clue what you're talking about.
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SPEAKER_01: Canine?
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SPEAKER_01: dogs? I have two dogs, two puppies that play.
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SPEAKER_02: What are their names?
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SPEAKER_01: None of your business is what their names are.
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SPEAKER_02: Could you spell it?
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SPEAKER_01: You can just go to hell, okay?
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SPEAKER_01: Because I don't know who you are, why you're bothering me.
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SPEAKER_01: Hello?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm calling about these dogs over there.
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SPEAKER_01: My dogs are doing nothing.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know what the problem is. They haven't done anything.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know where you live or who you are,
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SPEAKER_01: so I wish you'd quit bother me before I had to call the police
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SPEAKER_01: and tell them that there's somebody harassing me.
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SPEAKER_02: Your dogs are harassing me.
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SPEAKER_02: My dogs are doing nothing.
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SPEAKER_01: My dogs are doing nothing.
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SPEAKER_02: What are their names?
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SPEAKER_01: None of your business is what their names are.
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SPEAKER_02: That won't do.
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SPEAKER_01: That's fine.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't care.
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SPEAKER_01: It's none of your business what the name of my animals are.
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SPEAKER_01: They have done nothing wrong.
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SPEAKER_02: In the terms of law they have.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, excuse me.
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SPEAKER_01: Would you like to tell me what they've done in the terms of the law?
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SPEAKER_02: Nashing, for one.
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SPEAKER_01: What is bashing?
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SPEAKER_02: I saw a prairie dog getting gnashed by your animals recently.
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SPEAKER_01: My dogs have not hurt any animals.
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SPEAKER_01: We don't have any prairie dogs.
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SPEAKER_01: My dogs do not hurt other animals.
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SPEAKER_01: I've done not.
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SPEAKER_01: wrong and my animals have done nothing wrong. They were on private property in my yard.
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SPEAKER_01: So I don't know who you are or why you're bothering me, but stop calling this number.
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SPEAKER_02: There's a whole lot of commotion coming out of there.
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SPEAKER_00: What do you mean?
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SPEAKER_02: What do I mean? I don't like what I'm hearing from there.
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SPEAKER_00: What are you hearing?
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SPEAKER_02: Commotion up and down and all over the place.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't even have a clue what you're talking about.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm Bobo.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, if you were Bobo, you would really say what?
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SPEAKER_00: your real name is?
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SPEAKER_02: Bo Tucci.
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SPEAKER_00: The dogs are not even barking.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't even know what you're talking about.
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SPEAKER_02: This community will not tolerate it.
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SPEAKER_00: It's quiet.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm Bobo.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't care who you are.
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SPEAKER_00: If you have a problem, then you need to call the police.
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SPEAKER_02: I might just do that.
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SPEAKER_00: Just go right ahead and do it.
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SPEAKER_02: Let me have your Social Security number.
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SPEAKER_00: I shouldn't give it to you.
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SPEAKER_00: Jerk.
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SPEAKER_00: I will call the police and have this phone call trait.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't like the sounds I'm hearing.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
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SPEAKER_00: Whatever sounds you're hearing, you are nuts.
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SPEAKER_02: It's getting a little late, and I don't want to hear a bunch of commotion up and down and left and right over there.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Bobo, you are a bunch of Bobo.
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SPEAKER_02: You got me straight or what?
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SPEAKER_00: You know what?
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SPEAKER_00: You need to stop calling this number.
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SPEAKER_00: You have been bothering me for the last ten minutes.
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SPEAKER_00: You are calling my number.
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SPEAKER_02: You better quiet down.
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SPEAKER_00: No, asshole.
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SPEAKER_02: Huh?
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, Bobo.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to call the police.
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SPEAKER_02: I already called them.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, good. That way they can cut them.
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SPEAKER_00: to my house and I can tell them, you are crazy.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know what you're saying about my dog.
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SPEAKER_00: You are just totally nuts.
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SPEAKER_02: Like hell I am.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm going to go and get a close personal friend of mine.
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SPEAKER_02: Perhaps you've heard of him.
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SPEAKER_02: His name is Mr. John Elway.
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SPEAKER_00: Good. Bring him.
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SPEAKER_00: Good.
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SPEAKER_00: Very good.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to tell him what a wacko you are, asshole you are.