Track 11: Dirk And Josh

• SPEAKER_04: Yes, hello. My name is Joshua Smith. I write music, and I want to know who can I talk to you to get my music outside while I'm saying this.
  
• SPEAKER_04: So please come back. My name is Joshua Smith. All right, bye.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, put Joshua on.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Why are you trying to get sex with him?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm not.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You're not?
  
• SPEAKER_01: No.
  
• SPEAKER_04: No.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm dirt.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Put Josh on.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You know what? Don't call my phone again.
  
• SPEAKER_04: And regardless when you call from 5 and number 9, I'll still find out where your number is coming from.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Let me catch the dog to my son again.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You won't.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Well, good. Don't call then.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I won't.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Good. Bye.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's Josh there.
  
• SPEAKER_04: What's here, Dirk. Is that your real name?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yes. Dirk.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hey, Dirk.
  
• SPEAKER_03: With a name like that, I think he gets a suicide.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm Dirk.
  
• SPEAKER_03: If you are, something wrong with the mama for naming you dirt.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Go call your mom and talk to your mama.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You talk to her.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Put her on a phone.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'd gladly talk to her.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm talking to you.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'm talking to you.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Put her on a phone.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I'd gladly talk to her.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Put Josh on.
  
• SPEAKER_03: You ain't putting Josh on.
  
• SPEAKER_03: You ain't talking to Josh.
  
• SPEAKER_03: How about that?
  
• SPEAKER_03: Hold on.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Can you tell him to leave my phone alone?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Is you on here right now?
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Dirt?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Dirt?
  
• None: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_02: This is a Harrigan police officer feeling.
  
• SPEAKER_02: All right?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Can you stop calling this phone number, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_02: What you're doing is against the law.
  
• SPEAKER_02: If you continue to call this phone number after I told you to stop,
  
• SPEAKER_02: I mean, we're going to pursue charges, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Not okay.
  
• SPEAKER_02: No?
  
• SPEAKER_02: No? Well, are you going to stop calling?
  
• SPEAKER_01: No.
  
• SPEAKER_02: No?
  
• SPEAKER_02: All right, well, keep it up then, and we'll handle it from there, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Nah, you want...
  
• SPEAKER_02: No?
  
• SPEAKER_01: No.
  
• SPEAKER_02: What's wrong with you, Dirk?
  
• SPEAKER_02: You okay?
  
• SPEAKER_01: No.
  
• SPEAKER_02: No?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Have anything else to say?
  
• SPEAKER_02: say other than no?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Put Josh on the phone.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Who?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Josh.
  
• SPEAKER_02: There is no Josh.
  
• SPEAKER_02: That's your son?
  
• SPEAKER_04: He's a minor.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Whose phone is this?
  
• SPEAKER_04: That's my phone.
  
• SPEAKER_02: It's your phone?
  
• SPEAKER_04: And he can't call his phone phone five at number.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So you can't tell what number he's calling from?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you can.
  
• SPEAKER_02: We'll find out.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Derek?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Stop calling this phone.
  
• None: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi, put Joshu on.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Who is there?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Okay, Dirk, where do you know Josh from?
  
• SPEAKER_00: We sing together.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Y'all sing together?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yep.
  
• SPEAKER_04: How old are you, Dirk?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Eleven.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You ain't no damn 11.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Let me tell you something.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You're playing stupid, foolish games,
  
• SPEAKER_04: and do not call my son, period.
  
• SPEAKER_04: And if you do, then I'm a call to police.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Put Joshua on.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Fucking kids.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hey, Joshua.
  
• SPEAKER_04: No, it's not. It's his mother.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How do I sound?
  
• SPEAKER_04: You're going to keep calling my damn phone?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just tell me how good I sound.
  
• SPEAKER_04: No.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You know what?
  
• SPEAKER_04: You're full of shit.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi, put Joshua on.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Dirk.
  
• SPEAKER_04: What don't you understand about calling my motherfucker's phone, dude?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You listen to me sing.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You know what?
  
• SPEAKER_04: You're full of shit, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_04: And I'll let you know.
  
• SPEAKER_04: I already had a problem with you before.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Stop calling my fucking phone.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm a good singer.
  
• SPEAKER_04: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_04: What the hell do you want, turn?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Just listen to me sing.
  
• SPEAKER_04: What part are you not getting?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Huh?
  
• SPEAKER_04: What?
  
• SPEAKER_04: What part are you not getting?
  
• SPEAKER_04: What part of you not getting?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Well, what the fuck is your name on Facebook?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Because that's what you got it from.
  
• SPEAKER_04: So you don't care about the authority, I guess, right?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Listen.
  
• SPEAKER_04: You think I'm playing games with you?
  
• SPEAKER_04: Do you think I'm playing games with you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You waving your magic wand at me?
  
• SPEAKER_04: You know what?
  
• SPEAKER_04: You sound like a faggot.