Track 15: Didiwompus

• SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hi, this is Ewan with UPS.
  
• SPEAKER_02: How are you doing tonight, Miss?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm good. How are you?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Fine. I've been trying to bring three, four parcels up there, and no one's come to the door.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Up where?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's the address you're trying to bring them to?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I've got some plants and flowers you ordered.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't think I ordered any plants and flowers.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah, did he want us?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's the address you're trying to bring him to?
  
• SPEAKER_00: trying to deliver them to?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I've got Diddywampus, and I've got them on the truck.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I've got two stops ahead of you, but I could be there in about 45 minutes.
  
• SPEAKER_02: If you're going to answer the door this time, I'm certainly no problem.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay, okay, okay. COD, $82 even.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just take a hike, buddy.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Sorry, I've asked you three times, what is the freaking address you're trying to deliver them to?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Is this Pam? Or who is this?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What is the address you're trying to deliver them to?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I've got the address right.
  
• SPEAKER_02: here on my tablet?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Then say it to me. Say it. Say it.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I've already been there three times and you didn't answer the bell.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Say the address, buddy, or I'm hanging up again. You can go to hell.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I've got your ditty wampas flowers right here.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hi, is Pam there, please.
  
• SPEAKER_02: No, she's not. This is Tom.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh, hi, Tom.
  
• SPEAKER_02: What's up?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I need to talk to her about our delivery.
  
• SPEAKER_03: There's no delivery, dude.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I've been up there three times. No one came to the door.
  
• SPEAKER_03: So?
  
• SPEAKER_03: So. So are you calling this number?
  
• SPEAKER_03: I mean, we didn't order any flowers.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Didiwampus is what they're called.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Who cares?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I do.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to do my job, and you're making that real difficult, as a matter of fact.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but your job has gotten haywire.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Is that a lot of fact?
  
• SPEAKER_03: You're absolutely positively not going to get a dime, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_03: So why are you wasting your time?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I'll come back up, though.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I got a few stops to make on the way, but so you'll have to wait a few minutes.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Did you hear, we didn't order him, and we're not obligated to take some stupid delivery from some dickhead that is harassing us by calling this number.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Poonini.
  
• SPEAKER_02: That's the name of the plant.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Poonini and Diddywampus?
  
• SPEAKER_02: I got a big bundle of Parsis here.
  
• SPEAKER_02: So what?
  
• SPEAKER_02: We didn't order them.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You just changed.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Do you understand that?
  
• SPEAKER_03: You're just changing the mind of the parses.
  
• SPEAKER_03: We would never order anything that's stupid.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I hear that all the time.
  
• SPEAKER_02: People change their mind.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh, I didn't order this.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I didn't order this.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Dude, oh, yeah, right.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You know what?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Why don't you just get with the program, step up to the plate, and answer your doggone dorm bell next time I come up.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Dude.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Am I making myself clear?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Am I understood?
  
• SPEAKER_02: About what?
  
• SPEAKER_02: About the fact.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I got Poo Ninnis.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I got Diddywampus, taking up a lot of space in my truck, and you're running me around.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, dude.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Put PAM on the phone.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I need a credit card number.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Put her on the line.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Like, that's going to happen.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Put her on the line, buddy.
  
• SPEAKER_03: No.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Are you telling me what to do?
  
• SPEAKER_03: Sure am.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Well, you can just stick it up your ass.
  
• SPEAKER_03: What are you going to do about it?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Not answer the door again?
  
• SPEAKER_02: That's real neat.
  
• SPEAKER_03: No, I will answer.
  
• SPEAKER_03: You come to this door.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I will answer it.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I will be there.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I got four stops ahead.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_03: No, who cares?
  
• SPEAKER_02: My customers, do I considerate customers.
  
• SPEAKER_03: I don't like you guys.
  
• SPEAKER_03: My son-in-law is a police officer.
  
• SPEAKER_03: He's a sergeant with Kansas City, Missouri police force.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Oh, wow.
  
• SPEAKER_03: He'll be waiting for you, too, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_03: So, come on.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Kansas City Police Force.
  
• SPEAKER_03: Yeah, expect to spend the night in jail.