wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 20 (2023)

Track 4: Dempseys Rental

SPEAKER_03: Hello?
SPEAKER_03: Hey, Cole. How you doing?
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
SPEAKER_03: Hey, my name's Dempsey, Brainerd, and I'm new to Athens here.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: I just moved down here from Santa Monica, California.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03: And I'm needing to move into a place ASAP.
SPEAKER_03: I got your number from the lady at the agency I was talking to.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: I'm living out of a moving truck right now.
SPEAKER_03: I need to go into something, ASAP, whether a storefront or a warehouse or, you know, something like that.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I think I'll give you my son, he's his number.
SPEAKER_01: You got something to write with?
SPEAKER_03: Your son, let's see.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Benjamin Barks.
SPEAKER_01: Benjamin Barclays.
SPEAKER_01: They both have a lot of properties around town.
SPEAKER_01: They will be able to...
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Benjamin Barks is...
SPEAKER_03: Benjamin Barks.
SPEAKER_03: Uh, Benjamin Barks, okay.
SPEAKER_03: Now, let's see.
SPEAKER_03: I have a couple questions for you.
SPEAKER_03: Do you know, is it okay?
SPEAKER_03: Because I'm about seven foot two.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, well.
SPEAKER_03: Is there any appropriate place for me to live?
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm sure they'll find a price.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, dynamite, denim, I, denim, I, denim, I, don't know.
SPEAKER_03: Also, is it ever, how you say, acceptable?
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03: To pay rent once a year, because I get paid but once a year.
SPEAKER_01: You can ask them about that.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
SPEAKER_01: You can ring something, I imagine so.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, dynamite.
SPEAKER_03: And I have three, four safes, because I have some very valuable positions, very dear to me.
SPEAKER_03: And I store them in these safes.
SPEAKER_03: I got three or four them in there, about, you know, a quarter ton, each safe.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, wow.
SPEAKER_01: Oh, wow.
SPEAKER_01: So you know.
SPEAKER_01: Do you have a forklift that you, or how do you get to move around?
SPEAKER_03: I do have a forklift, yeah, but it's important that I'm on a floor level, on a ground level.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm sure they can accommodate you.
SPEAKER_03: Dynamite, dynamite, let's see her.
SPEAKER_03: Now, anything else, I'm about seven foot, too.
SPEAKER_03: So it's important.
SPEAKER_01: Well, you're a very impressive man.
SPEAKER_01: I'd like to meet you.
SPEAKER_03: Well, thank you.
SPEAKER_03: I would, too.
SPEAKER_03: Listen.
SPEAKER_03: Are you going to give me a number?
SPEAKER_03: What are you doing here?
SPEAKER_01: I am, yes, for Benjamin Barks.
SPEAKER_03: Benjamin Barks.
SPEAKER_03: Now, do I need to get with him today and give him a deposit?
SPEAKER_01: I'll call him up and tell him that you're going to call.
SPEAKER_03: Okay, and now listen, I got a monkey running around somewhere.
SPEAKER_03: Now, do you guys allow monkeys or?
SPEAKER_01: I don't know about monkeys.
SPEAKER_01: Do you have to, uh, is he clean?
SPEAKER_03: Well, he's pretty clean most of the time, but he's.
SPEAKER_03: He gets his hands dirty, you know, when he gets into the dumpster or the garbage camera.
SPEAKER_01: So you have to be able to keep the monkey with you, huh?
SPEAKER_03: This guy runs, wow.
SPEAKER_03: If you can understand what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_03: This guy.
SPEAKER_03: This guy is running buckwale.
SPEAKER_03: Does he make noise?
SPEAKER_03: He doesn't make any noise, no, sir.
SPEAKER_03: No, sir.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, good.
SPEAKER_01: I don't know whether that's a problem or not.
SPEAKER_01: But they will decide.
SPEAKER_01: on that.
SPEAKER_03: His name is Ewing.
SPEAKER_03: Okay, and he...
SPEAKER_03: He is bonded with the state.
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what you mean by bonding.
SPEAKER_03: The monkey is registered with the state of Georgia.
SPEAKER_01: I see, okay.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03: So can we stop by and maybe sit up a little conference, you and...
SPEAKER_03: Me and Ewing?
SPEAKER_03: The monkey.
SPEAKER_01: You can set it up with my son.
SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_01: Now, we're now...
SPEAKER_01: In the Benjamin Barg, so let me give you his number.
SPEAKER_03: Okay, let me get that number from you.
SPEAKER_03: I need a pen.
SPEAKER_03: This fend doesn't work here.
SPEAKER_03: Okay, let's see.
SPEAKER_03: And let's see.
SPEAKER_03: I'd like to set booby traps up.
SPEAKER_03: Because I don't want any intruders or invaders in my property.
SPEAKER_03: Do you guys allow that kind of thing in your properties?
SPEAKER_03: Oh, gosh.
SPEAKER_01: I don't know about that.
SPEAKER_01: It turns out of people.
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay, because I like need to protect my monkey up here.
SPEAKER_03: You know, I'm new to you.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm sure they're really sympathetic to that.
SPEAKER_01: 7.06. Have you got a pen?
SPEAKER_03: I got a pen now, yes, sir.
SPEAKER_01: 4752.
SPEAKER_03: 4752.
SPEAKER_03: Now, you guys have Section 8 up there?
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what a Section 8 is.
SPEAKER_03: It's government-assisted housing.
SPEAKER_03: You know, I get paid by the government.
SPEAKER_03: But just once a year now.
SPEAKER_03: No.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: I imagine they can work that out.
SPEAKER_03: Excellent.
SPEAKER_03: Now, last thing.
SPEAKER_03: Cole, if I just dropped off Ewing while I go and meet with your son, would that be okay?
SPEAKER_03: And you just look at him?
SPEAKER_03: He's a nice little guy.
SPEAKER_03: He won't cause you trouble in the world.
SPEAKER_03: You just watch the monkey.
SPEAKER_03: I go meet with your son, and then I'll come pick him up from me.
SPEAKER_03: Would that be?
SPEAKER_03: Oh, no.
SPEAKER_01: Don't do that.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, no, no.
SPEAKER_01: Just go to my son's house.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, come on, just for about two hours.
SPEAKER_03: It should be okay.
SPEAKER_03: He won't cause you a problem in the world.
SPEAKER_03: Not a problem in the world.
SPEAKER_01: I can't do that.
SPEAKER_01: I can't do that.
SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: Well, then where am I supposed to put the guy?
SPEAKER_03: He's living in a moving truck right now.
SPEAKER_03: He needs to get up and stretch his legs.
SPEAKER_03: You understand.
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sure.
SPEAKER_01: Maybe Benjamin will have some suggestion on that.
SPEAKER_03: I see.
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I see.
SPEAKER_03: Well, then let's like, let me give him a call.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: I'll see.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'll see.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I see.
SPEAKER_01: He'll be waiting on you.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that sounds like a heck of it.
SPEAKER_03: You've got yourself one.
SPEAKER_03: heck of a deal up there, Cole.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: Thanks for making time for me here today.
SPEAKER_03: You look after yourself now.
SPEAKER_03: Okay, and I'll look forward to talking to you soon.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, big time.
SPEAKER_01: Now tell me you in our name again.
SPEAKER_03: I'm Dempsey.
SPEAKER_03: Dempsey Brainer.
SPEAKER_03: I'm new.
SPEAKER_01: Dempsey Breinerd.
SPEAKER_03: Yes, sir.
SPEAKER_01: Did I pronounce it right?
SPEAKER_03: Dempsey Brenner.
SPEAKER_03: You sure did.
SPEAKER_03: You sure did.
SPEAKER_01: How do you spell of Demski?
SPEAKER_03: Uh, it's D.E.M.
SPEAKER_01: P.
SPEAKER_01: P.
SPEAKER_01: P.
SPEAKER_01: You sure is.
None: S-E-Y.
SPEAKER_01: D-E-M-S-K-Y.
SPEAKER_03: D-E-M-P.
SPEAKER_03: S-E-Y.
SPEAKER_03: Dempsey.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: And then B-E-M-T is spelled B-R.
SPEAKER_03: S-E-Y.
SPEAKER_03: A-I.
SPEAKER_03: Dempsey.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: N-A-R-D.
SPEAKER_03: Dempsey-B-R.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's a little complicated.
SPEAKER_03: And I'm sorry about.
SPEAKER_03: N-A-R-D-E-E-S-E-E-E-E-Y.
SPEAKER_03: Dems-E-E-R-D.
SPEAKER_03: B-R-A-A-A.
SPEAKER_03: A-I-N-A-R-D, D-E-M-P-E-S-E-E-O-E-M-A.
SPEAKER_03: Look after yourself, and I'm going to give your sermon, so we'll meet up later today.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: That sounds outstanding.
SPEAKER_03: Now, look after yourself.
SPEAKER_00: Thank you very kindly.
SPEAKER_03: Thank you so much.
SPEAKER_03: Thank you so much.
SPEAKER_03: Thank you very much.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: Take care of.
SPEAKER_03: Thank you so very kindly.
SPEAKER_03: Look after yourself.
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
SPEAKER_02: I'll see you later.
SPEAKER_02: I'll see you soon.
SPEAKER_02: Bye.
SPEAKER_02: All right.
SPEAKER_02: Bye.
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
SPEAKER_02: Take care now.
SPEAKER_03: Look after yourself.
SPEAKER_02: Thank you now, too.
SPEAKER_02: Thank you so much.
SPEAKER_02: I'll see you soon.
SPEAKER_02: All right.
SPEAKER_02: Bye-bye.
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
SPEAKER_02: Take care of now.
SPEAKER_02: Thank you so very kindly.
SPEAKER_02: Look after yourself.
SPEAKER_02: Thank you so much.
SPEAKER_02: I'll see you soon.
SPEAKER_03: All right.
SPEAKER_02: Bye-bye.
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
SPEAKER_02: Take care now.
SPEAKER_02: Look after yourself.
SPEAKER_01: Thank you now.
SPEAKER_01: Thank you so much.
SPEAKER_01: I'll see you soon.
SPEAKER_02: Take care now.
SPEAKER_02: Look after yourself.
SPEAKER_01: Hey, Ben.
SPEAKER_01: Y'all.
SPEAKER_01: Benjamin.
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
SPEAKER_01: This is Benjamin?
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: Hey, Dad.
SPEAKER_01: Hey, yeah.
SPEAKER_01: You don't sound like Benjamin, huh?
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, a guy's going to call you, and his name is Zimski Brinerd.
None: Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01: He's really tall, like, seven foot two.
SPEAKER_04: Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01: I hadn't seen him, but he's very conscious of him and that he might need us,
SPEAKER_01: a special attending to find a place to live.
SPEAKER_01: He's looking for a place to live.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: And wait for it.
SPEAKER_01: He's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, a monkey.
SPEAKER_02: Oh, who, no?
SPEAKER_01: A monkey.
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
None: Ah.
None: Oh.
SPEAKER_01: I know it.
SPEAKER_04: Hmm.
SPEAKER_01: Anybody.
SPEAKER_01: I hate to give you this.
SPEAKER_01: Hello.
SPEAKER_01: But anyway, and he gets paid by the government of the emergency, so he wants to somehow arrange that.
SPEAKER_01: He can, you probably know what he's talking about.
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't want to know.
SPEAKER_00: You're doing a lot of harm to yourself, because I'm praying to God you should drop dead, you know.
SPEAKER_00: So a number of religious.
SPEAKER_00: And I will one of these days tell you that you're going to drop dead because you, you
SPEAKER_00: interrogate me.
SPEAKER_01: I interrogate you?
SPEAKER_01: Who am I speaking to, please?
SPEAKER_00: You motherfucker, chicken shit.
SPEAKER_00: Piece of a chicken shit, criminal.