Track 14: Delmo

• None: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi, could I talk to Mary, please?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Is Mary there?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uh, no she isn't.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, how would you like a 12-gauge, you know what it?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Huh?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was just calling about the ointment that you ordered.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You again?
  
• SPEAKER_00: How are you doing this evening?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm fine, how are you, sir?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, all right.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I would you like a 12-gauge.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hey, Delmo, you got any lesbian down there?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Pardon me?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Got any lesbian laying around?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Any lesbians?
  
• None: Mm-hmm.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Not that I know of.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, you ordered a lesbian, Delma.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What is that?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You ordered a bow.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, I found out you're something.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How do you like that?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know something like that.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What are you doing?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, not too much.
  
• SPEAKER_00: much.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just sitting around.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're my usual nothing.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You and your usual, huh?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm just trying to wrap...
  
• SPEAKER_00: You must have a lot of fun.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm trying to wrap things up for...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you must have a lot of fun doing that type.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm doing a tape here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Pardon me?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm doing a tape.
  
• SPEAKER_00: A tape?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Um, so yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's like, it's like a...
  
• SPEAKER_00: The tape of phone work.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So, have you got any new firearms lately?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, I don't deal in anything.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You don't?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Don't you have a 12-gauge?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uh, no, I've got a 16, maybe.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Maybe?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You ever blow away any bowel with it?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How would you like a...
  
• SPEAKER_00: I never shut nobody's ass off.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Nobody's ass off.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How'd you like a 12-gauge in the...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah!
  
• SPEAKER_00: There's something, that...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, you ordered that ointment, didn't you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I haven't noticed anything, but I don't do that.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You don't what?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't shop by mail or anything, you know.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Never have, you know.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, do you want one of these tapes when it's finished?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uh...
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, I don't reckon.
  
• SPEAKER_00: reckon.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: All right.
  
• SPEAKER_00: All right.
  
• SPEAKER_00: All right, guys.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, thank you, Delma.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Get you later.
  
• None: Bye-bye.