Longmont Potion Castle 10 (2013)

Longmont Potion Castle 10

Track 3: Deiters Heat

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  • SPEAKER_01: Thank you for calling Sanders.
  • SPEAKER_01: This is Jonathan. How am I going to help you?
  • SPEAKER_05: Jonathan, this is Detroit Energy.
  • SPEAKER_05: We're testing our heating today, so we're going to be turning your temperature up to about 110 degrees.
  • SPEAKER_01: Wait, when?
  • SPEAKER_05: In about 30 minutes.
  • SPEAKER_01: For how long?
  • SPEAKER_05: One hour.
  • SPEAKER_01: Holy crap. That could be a really big issue.
  • SPEAKER_01: We're a candy store, and you will melt all of our candies.
  • SPEAKER_05: It just takes place at the top of the hour.
  • SPEAKER_05: about one hour.
  • SPEAKER_01: I mean, our ice cream is in a cooler, but what I'm saying is we have thousands of dollars
  • SPEAKER_01: of product.
  • SPEAKER_01: If you turn it up to 110 degrees, you're going to melt off our product.
  • SPEAKER_05: And we're going to turn your freezer off, okay?
  • SPEAKER_01: You're going to turn our freezer off?
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, and what's the number that I can deny this at?
  • SPEAKER_05: Oh, there's nothing to deny, young man.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, I'll have to call and figure out if they want to do it, so.
  • SPEAKER_05: Oh, I've made it.
  • SPEAKER_01: You've made the call. You've made the call. Uh, no matter what. No matter what. You know,
  • SPEAKER_05: we've got the power here.
  • SPEAKER_01: Uh, okay. All right. Well, uh, I guess then we'll do it.
  • SPEAKER_05: Okay, on a scale of 1 to 10. How would you rate your service?
  • SPEAKER_05: 10.
  • SPEAKER_01: Great. All right. Well, have a good day.
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_05: Hi, this is Detroit Energy. We're going to be conducting a few tests today.
  • SPEAKER_05: We're going to be bumping your temperature up to 110 degrees.
  • SPEAKER_05: to 110 degrees just for about 45 minutes.
  • SPEAKER_04: You're going to turn the temperature up in on what?
  • SPEAKER_05: It's just a test, sir. It's we do it annually.
  • SPEAKER_04: No. I don't know who you are.
  • SPEAKER_04: What are we talking here?
  • SPEAKER_05: DTE. My name's Deter.
  • SPEAKER_04: Deter.
  • SPEAKER_05: Okay, Deter.
  • SPEAKER_05: Are you hearing me there, sir?
  • SPEAKER_04: I can hear you, but I don't know who you are. What's your name?
  • SPEAKER_05: I'm Deter. Maybe we should turn the volume on your phone up as well.
  • SPEAKER_05: Maybe you should make yourself clear.
  • SPEAKER_05: We're going to be heating you up this afternoon, okay?
  • SPEAKER_05: Just for 45 minutes.
  • SPEAKER_04: No.
  • SPEAKER_04: You're not going to heat another to 110 degrees.
  • SPEAKER_05: What do you mean?
  • SPEAKER_04: No.
  • SPEAKER_04: Just what I said.
  • SPEAKER_04: Who are you?
  • SPEAKER_04: You follow up to cell phone.
  • SPEAKER_04: I don't know who you are.
  • SPEAKER_04: I don't know what's going on.
  • SPEAKER_04: But can I heat up nothing to 110 degrees?
  • SPEAKER_05: Sir, I want you to stand by for the heat increase, all right?
  • SPEAKER_04: No, what heat increase are you talking about?
  • SPEAKER_05: Just hold on the phone with me and we'll test it up.
  • SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, I don't know who you are.
  • SPEAKER_05: Work with me.
  • SPEAKER_03: No, I don't know who you are.
  • SPEAKER_03: What's going on?
  • SPEAKER_03: No.
  • None: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_03: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_05: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_05: DTE Energy, or annual testing, and we're going to be bumping your temperature up to
  • SPEAKER_05: 110 here this afternoon just for about 30 to 45 minutes.
  • SPEAKER_00: Okay, my heater to 110 degrees?
  • SPEAKER_00: For what?
  • SPEAKER_05: For testing.
  • SPEAKER_00: For testing?
  • SPEAKER_00: And then what happens afterwards?
  • SPEAKER_05: We turn it back down.
  • SPEAKER_00: We never had this before.
  • SPEAKER_05: Okay, then we do need a credit card number.
  • SPEAKER_05: It's a one-time fee is $65.
  • SPEAKER_00: Why?
  • SPEAKER_05: For non-compliance?
  • SPEAKER_00: This is a hoax.
  • SPEAKER_00: No, I don't know.
  • SPEAKER_00: don't agree. You're not clarifying yourself.
  • SPEAKER_00: This is just a crank.
  • SPEAKER_00: You know, if you're not the company, stop calling people like that.
  • SPEAKER_05: Do you even know that there's a new Pope?
  • SPEAKER_00: No, I don't, I don't know.
  • SPEAKER_00: You know what?
  • SPEAKER_00: Never am I.
  • SPEAKER_05: Hi, is that.
  • SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
  • SPEAKER_05: This is Detroit Energy.
  • SPEAKER_05: We're doing our annual heater checks,
  • SPEAKER_05: and we're going to be bumping up your temperature today to about 110 degrees.
  • SPEAKER_05: Just wanted to notify you.
  • SPEAKER_04: What do you want me to do?
  • SPEAKER_05: It's automated, so you don't have to do anything.
  • SPEAKER_05: We do it here.
  • SPEAKER_05: at the plant.
  • SPEAKER_05: But what are you calling me for?
  • SPEAKER_05: I just want you to stand by here and we're going to increase the heat up to 110 and just
  • SPEAKER_05: let us know when you feel the temperature rise, all right?
  • SPEAKER_02: Who are you calling?
  • SPEAKER_02: I'm not even a customer.
  • SPEAKER_05: Well, we're the parent company, sir.
  • SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
  • SPEAKER_02: Do whatever you want.
  • SPEAKER_05: Okay, if you don't want to participate, it is a one-time fee of $65.
  • SPEAKER_02: Go fuck yourself, asshole.
  • SPEAKER_02: Don't call me back on this number anymore, you crank call it.
  • SPEAKER_02: Okay?
  • SPEAKER_02: I'm going to turn your number into the do not call this.
  • SPEAKER_05: No, this here is noncompliance.
  • SPEAKER_05: Don't call you.
  • SPEAKER_02: Don't that anymore, you scam artist.
  • SPEAKER_05: Just read the credit card number, sir.
  • SPEAKER_02: Fuck you, asshole.
  • SPEAKER_02: Go suck your mom's pussy.
  • SPEAKER_02: Asshole.