Track 1: Defective Doorbell

• SPEAKER_00: Ryan?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, hey.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Who's it?
  
• SPEAKER_01: This is Philip.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I just moved in around the corner from you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I got your number out the mailman.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's a friend of mine.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I know you've lived her a while.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm just having major problems with my doorbell.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And I don't know anybody else in the area.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Would you maybe just stand outside and I'll beep it and you can tell me if you hear anything?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I can't get it to work.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I got to fix my doorbell.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm missing out on a lot of stuff.
  
• SPEAKER_00: stuff.
  
• SPEAKER_01: That's a bummer man.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's not working right.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's making sounds and it doesn't work and it rings 10 minutes after I push it, stuff like that.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Would you mind just stop and buy?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I can give you two, three dollars.
  
• SPEAKER_01: This might be the worst scam I've ever heard.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Ryan, buddy, I need a hand here, guy.
  
• SPEAKER_00: This is not a scam.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What are you talking about?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm Philip.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Who are you?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm Philip, guy.
  
• None: I don't have a...
  
• SPEAKER_01: I have a clue who you are.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I offered you two or three dollars fair and square.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'll have a clue who you are, dude.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Get your life in order.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I live two down from you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I just live two down, and I'm trying to put a doorbell on my camper here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know anybody in the area.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What do you want me to do all up here?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know how you got my number.
  
• SPEAKER_00: From the mailman.
  
• SPEAKER_00: He's a good friend of my home.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Why would the mailman give you a phone number?
  
• SPEAKER_01: He's a real straight shooter.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Real good guy.
  
• SPEAKER_01: The mailman give somebody's information out.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Huh?
  
• SPEAKER_00: My doorbell is freaking out, dude, and I'm missing my newspaper, and I'll just come on by,
  
• SPEAKER_00: and I'll pour a couple back with you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How's that sound, huh?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm all set.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Sound good?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I said, I'm all set.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't have a clue who you are, and how you got my number is?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Please don't call me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Look, just come over.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Give me five minutes to get dressed, and then just come on over.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, my God.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Why am I entertaining this?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'll give you two, three dollars.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Dude, it's Philip.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm just going to come over to your place so we can take a look at this thing, all right?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're calling from a Oregon number.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Now you're calling from a Colorado number.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Stop.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I do.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm on my way over.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What you want?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm coming over.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're not coming over.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why not?
  
• SPEAKER_01: If you come over here, I'm going to let my dogs come out in there and rip your dick off, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Don't come over.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'll kick him with my foot.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What do you think of that?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't have a clue who you are.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I got a doorbell in hand, and we're going to take a doorbell in hand, and we're going to
  
• SPEAKER_00: take a look at it.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Get your life together and fix it yourself.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I need your help, big guy.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't have a clue you are. I'll bring a beer.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We'll drink a couple beers.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How does that sound?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't, I don't want, I don't want any of your beer.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I got a broken doorbell on the fritz here, guy.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's not working right.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You hear what I'm dealing?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hey, Ryan, I couldn't hear you ringing the bell.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Are you coming over or not?
  
• SPEAKER_01: This is Philly.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Why would?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Philip, I have no idea who you are.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You've called me from three different area codes.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You've called from three different area codes, man.
  
• SPEAKER_01: But this is, like, the worst way to ask anybody for help.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't have a clue who you are.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's kind of like you're having a rough time, a rough go-at things, man.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I hope to get your doorbell worked out, but I don't have a clue who you are, and I don't want to know.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're going to be very upset with the dogs in the front that they're going to greet you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: That's annoying.
  
• SPEAKER_01: He's obviously not a real person.