Track 31: Darwinian Society

• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi, this is Mike.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How can I help you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I've got a series of real exotic photographs.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, say that again?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I've got a bunch of exotic photographs taken to myself.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I wanted to ring down.
  
• SPEAKER_00: This is just an all-girl strip club.
  
• SPEAKER_00: This isn't a Chippendales or a male dancer club.
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, it was like, there was some, you know, I was in Europe and some of them.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You might want to check somewhere else because we really don't really do that.
  
• SPEAKER_00: There's this one where I'm in a canoe. It's pretty neat.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, we really don't do that kind of stuff here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So you might want to take somewhere else.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Actually, leather said I could bring them down.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Leather.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Um, I don't think so, but you might want to try somewhere else.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Like what? You keep saying that.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why don't you give me, why don't you just offer a solution instead of just, you know, the status quo mentality?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Um, well, because I really don't know if any other, uh, places that offer male dancers, uh, because we sure,
  
• SPEAKER_00: because we should...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, you're saying as a totally Darwinian way of going about things.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, say that again?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, you're proposing as a complete Darwinian society.
  
• SPEAKER_00: The Darwinian society, do you know what Darwin proposed?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Do I know? No. No, I don't know.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, then don't propose the Darwinian society, because you have no idea what Darwin proposed.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So they even try to bowl up on me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, you know what, I'll settle this on open stage night down to Keotis.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How's that sound?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Say that again?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Also, elicit open stage, partner.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Keotes, Thursday night.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, you called up here and you tried to offer yourself to come up here and show pictures of yourself, and you're a male, and we do not accept that, and we do not accept any pictures of female nudity whatsoever.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't accept your rhetoric.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How does that sound?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Say that again?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't accept your rhetoric.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How does I grab you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What rhetoric?
  
• None: What rhetoric?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Or jargon or whatever it is.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What jargon? I'm sorry, I think you're a junkster and I think you need to go.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Bye bye.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I think your dogma is just wearing thin.