Longmont Potion Castle 9 (2012)
Track 8: Cyberfights
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SPEAKER_02: Thank you for calling Cyber Fights, Wrestling Federation.
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SPEAKER_00: Frank speaking.
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SPEAKER_00: I got a big old fight coming up.
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SPEAKER_00: A fight?
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SPEAKER_00: A big fight.
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SPEAKER_02: The king of the death bats.
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SPEAKER_02: Who are you?
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SPEAKER_02: The king of the death match tournaments.
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SPEAKER_00: What?
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SPEAKER_00: Why don't you listen up?
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SPEAKER_00: Are you talking to me?
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SPEAKER_00: Down straight.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, who the hell are you?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm coming down there and I'm going to lay everybody to waste.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, fuck you.
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SPEAKER_02: Get off my phone.
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SPEAKER_02: This is our very special guest ringing up.
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SPEAKER_02: I said, get off my phone.
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SPEAKER_02: The late singer of Slayer!
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, why are you calling me?
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, U.S.O.B.
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SPEAKER_00: Don't call me an S.O.B.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll call a fucking police on you.
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SPEAKER_00: Who you trying to screw?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't threaten me.
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SPEAKER_00: Kerry King.
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SPEAKER_00: A Slayer.
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SPEAKER_01: He's going to walk you.
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SPEAKER_01: How about I come down there and rip somebody a new one?
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SPEAKER_01: How's that sound?
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SPEAKER_02: I figure you.
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SPEAKER_01: About 5.8?
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SPEAKER_02: 5. Well, I'm 6.5, and I'm 1030 pounds. So, come on down, okay?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to come up there with a bullwhip and start swinging it around.
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SPEAKER_02: I'll bust you in fucking half. And I'm also a private-time policeman.
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SPEAKER_02: So after I bust you in half, I'll send your fucking pieces to jail.
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SPEAKER_02: Now, get off my fucking line, you idiot.
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SPEAKER_02: And it's been a staple of the Democrat Party, as I say, for 30 years.
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SPEAKER_02: You have the final assembly.
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SPEAKER_01: Is that Rush Limbaugh?
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SPEAKER_01: I'll put you both in a chill cold.
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SPEAKER_02: Are you nuts? I'm 6'9. I'm carrying 60 pounds.
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SPEAKER_02: And come on in and try choke on me, okay?
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SPEAKER_01: I'll take you out, big guy.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, fuck you.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm coming up there with my death grip and apply it to your throat as I saw.
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SPEAKER_02: Hey, you get some fucking idiot.