Longmont Potion Castle 19 (2022)
Track 3: Country Road Chew
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SPEAKER_00: country store may help you hey this is raymond i'm a customer okay i was in there uh last
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SPEAKER_00: night you guys sold me the wrong char tobacco do what i need to get a refund by you guys
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SPEAKER_03: have your receipt no i don't have any refunds or exchanges without a receipt i don't have my sales
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SPEAKER_00: slip i lost i can't help you then i just need a refund i'm in there every two three days
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SPEAKER_03: i can't help that baby i can't i can't just swap it out because the inventory's kept up through the
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SPEAKER_00: well hey you guys handed me the wrong thing for the inventory i can't do it you guys handed me the wrong thing that's not my fault i made it out the door and i didn't even realize that what you had done they laid up they rung it up and laid it on the counter and you didn't realize it till you got till today she held it behind the counter till i had my credit card went through and then when it was approved then she handed it to me and i walked out the door and you didn't even look not till i got home you know it was dark what am i supposed to do up here honey we close it eight o'clock it's not that dark out
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SPEAKER_03: well i had my glasses on i don't know what you want for me i got a broken arm like i said hon i'm not i'm not going to keep the conversation going because like i said without everything i can't do that i got a broken arm i got a broken arm and a broken neck what do you want for you i'm sorry hon i can't do anything like that without a receipt i just want to get an exchange or a refund that's all you guys are driving me up the wall here i don't know what you want to do well i mean i'm trying to tell you the way the process it has to be and i'm sorry that you don't like it but you have to have to
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SPEAKER_03: have a receipt well i don't have even in exchange well i'm gonna bring a i'm gonna come up there with a bullwit straighten this out what do you think without well you can go ahead i'll be here all night if you want to come up here
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SPEAKER_03: hey i'll grow with that i'll tell you the same thing when you get up here i'm gonna bring a branch off a tree and start swinging it around if you don't give me what you're gonna bring a what you're gonna bring what you're gonna bring what you're gonna bring what you're gonna bring what you're gonna try again give me a refund or what you're gonna do you know i'm not gonna give you a refund you
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SPEAKER_00: not gonna get me a refund down here you're not gonna threaten me or i'm gonna call the cops and have you arrested right now how about that i'm gonna call the cops too i'm gonna come down there with the sheriff i need to get a refron you'll have to worry more about a goddamn broken back you understand i'll come up there with a horseway you come on bring your ass up here i'll take a brick through the window i'm gonna bring it on up here you'll be a goddamn pussy if you don't show up you're a goddamn pussy i'll take john i'll bring that goddamn pussy ass on up here
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SPEAKER_01: I'll take you out back for you.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll call the sheriff from what up here.
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SPEAKER_02: Bring him on up here, motherfucker.
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, I got a broken neck.
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SPEAKER_02: Bring him up here, you goddamn ballist motherfucker.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll meet you at six o'clock.
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SPEAKER_02: Bring your ballast motherfucker on up here. Bring your ballast mother fucking ass on up here.
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SPEAKER_02: Bring it on up here. You better bring more than a goddamn sheriff with you.
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SPEAKER_02: Bring the goddamn fucking army for all I give a fuck.
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SPEAKER_02: Bring your goddamn ballast cock-sucking ass.
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SPEAKER_02: on up here. I got something for you,
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SPEAKER_02: motherfucking ass. I'll be here all
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SPEAKER_02: goddamn day, and you're a goddamn ballas
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SPEAKER_02: fucking pussy if you're asked I'll fucking
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SPEAKER_02: show the fuck up.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna bring a pipe up there and swing it around.
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SPEAKER_00: You got me?
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SPEAKER_02: Go for it.
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SPEAKER_02: Go for it, your ballast fucking prick.
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SPEAKER_02: Quick talking. Get your ass on up here.
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SPEAKER_00: I want a cash refund.
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SPEAKER_02: God damn ballous ass up here.
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SPEAKER_02: Quit talking about it, motherfucker. You know where I'm at.
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, back it up. Lady, back it up.
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SPEAKER_02: You're such a goddamn ballast prick.
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SPEAKER_02: All you want to do is talk on the motherfucking fox.
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SPEAKER_02: you're a goddamn ballast fucking pussy.
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SPEAKER_02: Bring your goddamn ballast
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SPEAKER_02: on up here.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna call the sheriff down there.
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, I want some tobacco, and that's all I need.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't need your lid, you know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_02: Bring your goddamn ballast on up here.
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SPEAKER_02: Who talking?
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SPEAKER_02: Let's see what the fuck you're made of.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to spit the tobacco right on going.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, hey, I ain't kidding around.
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SPEAKER_00: I ain't kidding around. I ain't kidding around.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm going to bring your goddamn ass up here.
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SPEAKER_02: Shut the fuck.
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SPEAKER_02: up and let's see what the fuck you're made of.
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SPEAKER_00: Let me bring it on lady.
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SPEAKER_02: Come on, you goddamn ball is pricked.
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SPEAKER_02: You know where the fuck I'm at.
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SPEAKER_00: Back it up, man.
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SPEAKER_02: Go.
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SPEAKER_02: Come on.
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SPEAKER_02: I am ready for you.
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SPEAKER_00: You ain't ready for me.
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SPEAKER_00: You ain't never going to be ready for me, lady.
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SPEAKER_02: Come on.
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SPEAKER_00: Because I'll take care of you, one, two, three.
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SPEAKER_00: One, two, three.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll take care of you.
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SPEAKER_00: You got me?
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SPEAKER_00: Because I ain't kidding around here.