Track 17: Coffin Shop

• SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello, and Uno, Sarkagian, Garibaldian.
  
• SPEAKER_01: How are you?
  
• SPEAKER_01: And Uno Sarkajian, for your rates, please.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Alligator Monday was the holiday I needed your help with.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who are you calling for?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I wanted to enlist your rates, if I would.
  
• SPEAKER_00: For what?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Service. For Sergio Sarcagean.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What service?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Handmaid.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Are you talking about a coffin? What are you talking about?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_01: With cult resources?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Cult resources? Where are you talking about? I am very confused about this phone call.
  
• SPEAKER_01: The Sarcageans now.
  
• SPEAKER_01: They've got Alligator Monday on their mind.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know what Alligator Monday is. What are you talking about?
  
• SPEAKER_01: What are you speaking about?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Does shoot me an E. Lassel.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Electronic? Can you at least do that for a Sergio Sarcagean?
  
• SPEAKER_01: The Desert Diva?
  
• SPEAKER_00: What?
  
• SPEAKER_01: He's a columnist.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Where?
  
• SPEAKER_01: In Perump.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm completely lost on this whole conversation.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Can't you clue me in?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, I can't clue you in because I'm completely lost on this whole conversation.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Are you talking about a coffin?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I need rates, and I need to have it ready by Alligator Monday.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Work something through, or?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I have no idea.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Buckle down here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't even...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who do you want to speak with?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Sarkajian.
  
• SPEAKER_00: There is no Sarcadian.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, certainly is, and I suggest you familiarize yourself with both he and I.
  
• SPEAKER_01: For untold rewards await you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I really don't think you have the right number, and if you do, you're just...
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't...
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't even comprehend what's going on in this conversation.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I needed rates, and I need...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Rates of what?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Specialties.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What specialties?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Alligator Monday.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't even know what an alligator Monday is.
  
• SPEAKER_01: It's coming right up.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, k-joke-joke-joke.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And what am I looking at?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I have no idea.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're the specialist.
  
• SPEAKER_00: They're not the specialist of any kind.
  
• SPEAKER_01: John, I could let you know that I specialize in finance.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I need you to get real aware of that.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Untold assets.
  
• SPEAKER_01: So, what, you want to share the splendor?
  
• SPEAKER_00: How did you get our number?
  
• SPEAKER_01: On a cork board.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We're on a cork board.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_01: How about nautical entombment?
  
• SPEAKER_00: We don't do nautical in two minutes.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Can I have your number?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's 888 witchery.
  
• SPEAKER_00: 880-witchery.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, great.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Thank you all.
  
• None: Thank you.