Track 1: Clown Motel

• SPEAKER_01: Plow Motel.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is Luther.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Plow Motel.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And I need three rooms for three days.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're starting when?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Starting now.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm going to come in.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's going to be me, my weights, my barbells,
  
• SPEAKER_00: and three days are just working out.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So I'm going to spread it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Call me back when you're serious.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Cloud Motel.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm looking for a place to spread out here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know what that means, spread out.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I need a room.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We have rooms there.
  
• SPEAKER_01: 3450 a night as little.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay, now look, it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's going to be me and my weights at just a whole bunch of working out, pumping out, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_00: For three rooms.
  
• SPEAKER_01: There's only five rooms left.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, I need three of them for me and my weights.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to come out there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm going to unload all my dumbbells and barbells.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You mean put them in the room?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm going to spread everything out.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Got some artillery in there as well.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, we've got two queen-sized beds in each room.
  
• SPEAKER_01: There's not a lot of room in those.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm going to spread everything out.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know what that means.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm going to take stock of what I've got.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Right.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm going to pump freaking iron for two to three days straight, and then we'll settle up at the end.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So I'm good?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, you can't lay the iron.
  
• SPEAKER_01: The barbells drop on the floor where it could, we get a carpet and,
  
• SPEAKER_01: aisle in there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'll settle up with you at the end of my stay and you can...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what you need to do is go down to Joe and Steve.
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You can assess the damage at the end of my stay, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, I'm probably not interested.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You know, that sounds kind of, it sounds like you do damage to the motels or something.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You know, we're filling up every night without any problems.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, I'm on my way.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I've got two Humveys full of barbells here, and I'm on my way down there.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, what I'm saying, you've got a good, you've got to go to, you got to go
  
• SPEAKER_01: talk to Joe.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm not sure if we're going to be able to do that for you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Charlie, you're not hearing me.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I am hearing.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you, I don't want you down there.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm the owner, and if you're going to do any damage to the rooms, I don't want you down there.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hey, that's it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just assess the damage at the end of my stay.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You probably make a lot of noise with the customers next door and stuff.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm going to be eating raw meat in the rooms, pumping iron for 24 hours at the time.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, I'm not interested.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You need to find them all until.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you don't want you to.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm going to be down there in about five minutes.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I got a Humby here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I got two humby.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm going to tell Joe not to rent to you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You sound like you're not too same.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What do you mean there?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, you sound crazy.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't want you down there.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You know, cement floors and tile in all the rooms.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I can't have you drop an iron on any of that stuff.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Fella, you're the clown motel, right?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we are.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I know that.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And we sell out every night, is what I'm trying to tell you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We don't need any extra problems.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I want to spread it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: out, and I want to lift my...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think we're going to pass this time.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You need to go find another motel.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Dude, I'm bonded with the state.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't care if you're bonded.
  
• SPEAKER_01: That's not the place to have that kind of...
  
• SPEAKER_01: We don't want that kind of thing to happen.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why not?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Because it sounds to me like, so you're more problem
  
• SPEAKER_01: than the little $40 we get
  
• SPEAKER_01: for a night for a room.
  
• SPEAKER_01: So, I'll call Joe.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Go on down there, but I'll call Joe.
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, I've already talked to Joe.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, then, what did he say?
  
• SPEAKER_00: She said he wanted a cash deposit, and I told him no.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, you need to find another morning.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm going to knock you guys into each other. How's that sound to you?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You know what? One more word out of your mouth like that and you're going to jail.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm having dinner now, thank you. I'm having dinner with my family. I don't need you to call me up and
  
• SPEAKER_01: threaten me. Where are you at right now? I'm in Perrump, partner.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, why are you calling me and give me this shit for it? I'm on my way down there. I got weights to
  
• SPEAKER_01: lift here, pal. Yeah, but you're not going to lift them in my motel. That's simple.
  
• SPEAKER_00: The hell I'm not.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You want to bet?
  
• SPEAKER_01: The cops will be waiting for you. You're going down.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm going to spread everything out.
  
• SPEAKER_00: that I've got. I've got four and those.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what are your rates over there?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Just the guy with the weights? For the wait, the guy with the weights?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Not weights, rates are 3450 plus tax, but if you got...
  
• SPEAKER_01: We're false tonight. We're false. If you got the weights, I don't want it to there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: No? How about I knock you around a little bit?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Say again, what did you say? How about you're threatening me now? Are you in? That's not
  
• SPEAKER_01: available. Hold it. No, phone. Where are you located right now? I'll come down and see it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm in route to you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Are you serious or what are you doing?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm a serious weightlifter.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What's your name?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Luther.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Luther what?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Luther Manhole.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay. I don't know what you're doing, but I don't need you screw with me. I'm having dinner with my family.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I got the cash.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You got something wrong with you. I don't want you here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm going to knock you around.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm going to knock you around. I'm sorry of that shit.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Shut your fucking mouth and get the fuck off the phone and don't call me back.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're going to knock you down.