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Alive in '25 (2025)

Track 7: Church Medley

Runtime: 656 seconds

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SPEAKER_14: It's a great day at chiropractic first. This is Jade. I can help you.
SPEAKER_03: Hi, I, I'm confused. This is Bethel Church.
SPEAKER_03: This is someone at Bethel Church that wanted to speak to someone, that they were wanting to speak to Bethel Church.
SPEAKER_03: Sorry. He said, hi, my co-worker wants to talk to you.
SPEAKER_03: I think you found fresh program, pal Cedio.
SPEAKER_03: I'm not sure. Hi. Hi. Hi.
SPEAKER_03: Hi.
SPEAKER_03: I'm not sure what's happening. There's like three people on the phone now.
SPEAKER_03: I'm not either.
SPEAKER_09: Hi, this is Joe.
SPEAKER_15: Hi, Joe.
SPEAKER_15: Are you the person from Bethel Church that was trying to transfer?
SPEAKER_15: No, I work at Bethel Church.
SPEAKER_03: Someone called our church and said, hi, one of my coworkers wants to talk to you, and then passes me to you.
SPEAKER_06: Hello.
SPEAKER_06: Okay. No, I used to go to Bethel Church. I live in Cincinnati now.
SPEAKER_06: Do you want to me?
SPEAKER_11: I'm the phone.
SPEAKER_15: Oh, is there a fourth person on the line now?
SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
SPEAKER_03: I'm very confused.
SPEAKER_03: I am, too.
SPEAKER_02: No.
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I'm going to let everyone go.
SPEAKER_03: I have a good day.
SPEAKER_15: I have no idea what's going on.
SPEAKER_15: Okay.
SPEAKER_02: Bye.
SPEAKER_02: Thanks.
SPEAKER_02: Bye.
SPEAKER_12: Thank you for calling Bethel Church.
SPEAKER_12: How may I erect your call?
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry?
SPEAKER_12: Thank you for calling Bethel Church.
SPEAKER_12: How many had a direct your call?
SPEAKER_02: Um, you have the wrong number. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_12: Um, you call it us.
SPEAKER_14: It's a great day at Carapractics First. This is Jade. I can help you.
SPEAKER_12: Hello?
SPEAKER_14: Hello?
SPEAKER_12: Hi.
SPEAKER_14: Hi.
SPEAKER_12: Um, who are you trying to reach?
SPEAKER_15: Uh, you called me.
SPEAKER_12: Yeah, this is Bethel Church.
SPEAKER_15: Um, yeah, I, you know, I had someone else, um, call us earlier from
SPEAKER_15: about the church saying that they were trying to be, um, put in contact with somebody.
SPEAKER_15: And then just a bunch of people started getting added to the line.
SPEAKER_15: And we didn't know what happened.
SPEAKER_15: So we all hung up.
SPEAKER_15: And now you're calling me back.
SPEAKER_15: So I'm not sure what's going on.
SPEAKER_09: Because we're weird.
SPEAKER_09: I can't get to the phone right now, but you'll leave a message.
SPEAKER_09: I'll call you back when I can.
SPEAKER_09: Thanks.
SPEAKER_09: And it's having a gallon.
SPEAKER_07: Please record your message.
SPEAKER_07: When you finished recording, you may hang up for, press one for more option.
SPEAKER_15: I'm going to hang out because I'm not sure this is.
SPEAKER_15: Correct. Thanks.
SPEAKER_05: I like it.
SPEAKER_05: Hello?
SPEAKER_05: This is who?
SPEAKER_12: Hello?
SPEAKER_05: Hello?
SPEAKER_04: Goodbye.
SPEAKER_12: Hi. Hi.
SPEAKER_12: Hello?
SPEAKER_04: Thank you for calling.
SPEAKER_12: Thank you for calling Bethel Church. How may add her extra call.
SPEAKER_04: I don't hear you. What?
SPEAKER_04: Thank you for calling Bethel Church. Tell me how to direct your call.
SPEAKER_04: Please reach out to the on-call midwife at 560-8143.
SPEAKER_04: Hi, this is Bethel Church.
SPEAKER_06: How many had a direct-a-call.
SPEAKER_04: And we will get back to you as soon as you are calling me.
SPEAKER_06: You got several home of your phone system.
SPEAKER_06: At the phone, please record your message.
SPEAKER_07: When you finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options.
SPEAKER_06: There's something wrong with your phone.
SPEAKER_06: I didn't call in.
SPEAKER_06: You called me.
SPEAKER_06: Oh, you didn't call in?
SPEAKER_12: Yeah, you guys called me.
SPEAKER_12: I didn't.
SPEAKER_12: call you. Oh, we're having this weird thing happen. Several other people said that from my phone
SPEAKER_05: way, so I'm so sorry. Hi, this is Taston C on Market Street. Thank you for calling Bethel Church.
SPEAKER_07: If you're satisfied with the message, press 1. To listen to your message, press 2. To erase and
SPEAKER_07: re-record, press 3. Hello?
SPEAKER_05: Hi, this is Tastin C. How can I help you?
SPEAKER_07: Hey, this is Beth's Church.
SPEAKER_07: If you're satisfied with the message, press 1, to listen to your message, press 2, to erase and re-record press 3.
SPEAKER_07: Sorry, I think something is going on.
SPEAKER_12: with the phones. My phone rang, and I picked up.
SPEAKER_07: Sorry.
SPEAKER_12: Sorry, you're having trouble. Your message has picked up.
SPEAKER_07: Please try again later. Goodbye.
SPEAKER_07: Are you there?
SPEAKER_07: You have reached the maximum time permitted for recording your message.
SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
SPEAKER_07: If you're satisfied with the message, press 1. To listen to your message, press 2.
SPEAKER_07: To erase and re-record, press 3.
SPEAKER_12: Okay, are you there?
SPEAKER_12: Yes.
SPEAKER_12: Okay, yeah, I'm not sure what's going on.
SPEAKER_07: My phone.
SPEAKER_07: Press 1. To listen to your message, press 2. To erase to erase 2. To erase and re-
SPEAKER_07: erase and re-record, press 3.
SPEAKER_12: I have no idea what's going on either.
SPEAKER_12: Okay.
SPEAKER_12: My phone rang, and I picked up, and it was you guys.
SPEAKER_07: If you're satisfied with the message, press 1.
SPEAKER_07: Our phone rang. And I picked up.
SPEAKER_07: Press 2. To erase and re-record, press 3.
SPEAKER_07: That's weird. Maybe just hang up.
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'll try to just connect it. If it happens again and it's this number, you can ignore it.
SPEAKER_07: Sorry, you're having trouble.
SPEAKER_07: Your message has been sent.
SPEAKER_07: Please try again later. Goodbye.
SPEAKER_12: Hello?
SPEAKER_12: Thank you for calling Bethel Church.
SPEAKER_12: How many had her extra call?
SPEAKER_00: I didn't call anybody. Somebody called me.
SPEAKER_12: Okay. What number called you?
SPEAKER_12: Uh-uh. I'd have to look.
SPEAKER_14: That's a great day at chiropractic first. This is Jade. I can help you.
SPEAKER_07: Hi, this is Jane.
SPEAKER_12: Hello, can I help?
SPEAKER_07: I have a recent maximum time permitted for recording your message.
SPEAKER_12: Thank you for calling Bethel Church.
SPEAKER_07: Thank you for producing the voice messaging server.
SPEAKER_02: Like physical therapy, the smell.
SPEAKER_12: Thank you for calling Bethel Church.
SPEAKER_12: Tell me at her message.
SPEAKER_12: extra call.
SPEAKER_07: Shop around the corner books. This is Amber.
SPEAKER_12: Thank you for calling Bethel Church. How many had her extra call?
SPEAKER_12: Hello?
SPEAKER_04: If you are in labor, please reach out to the on-call midwife.
SPEAKER_12: Thank you for calling Bethel Church. How many had her extra call?
SPEAKER_09: I don't know what's happening, but my phone keeps calling me.
SPEAKER_09: And there's somebody, Anthony Ortega.
SPEAKER_09: Okay, who's calling you?
SPEAKER_12: Anthony Ortega.
SPEAKER_12: Okay, what is the number?
SPEAKER_09: Oh, crap.
SPEAKER_09: Let me see. How do I do that?
SPEAKER_12: I think somebody may have hacked into our phone number.
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
SPEAKER_10: Hi, this is Tall.
SPEAKER_10: I'm writing. How can help you today?
SPEAKER_12: Thank you for calling Bethel Church.
SPEAKER_12: How may I direct for call?
SPEAKER_11: Oh, this is very weird for connecting us.
SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_09: And you know what?
SPEAKER_09: I'm an old fart. I don't know how to find that number.
SPEAKER_12: Yeah, I don't know what's going on. Our phone keeps ringing, and I pick up,
SPEAKER_12: and it's like all these different businesses that are merged together or something.
SPEAKER_12: Oh, wow.
SPEAKER_11: Can I ask you questions before we hang up here?
SPEAKER_11: Did you try to call me, or did it, like, connect us somehow?
SPEAKER_09: Who's me?
SPEAKER_11: Well, I'm a phone repair.
SPEAKER_07: Sorry, the mailbox is full, and there's not enough space to leave a message.
SPEAKER_09: Hello, thank you for calling.
SPEAKER_09: Freshfire grill and telephone.
SPEAKER_09: This is crazy. Sorry, we missed your call.
SPEAKER_09: Thank you for using the voice messaging server.
SPEAKER_09: We're open Monday through Saturday, 11 a.m. to 8 p.s.
SPEAKER_11: We have the power to hang up, though.
SPEAKER_09: If you're calling during normal business hours, we're likely open.
SPEAKER_09: I'm a good one.
SPEAKER_09: I'm occupied at the moment.
SPEAKER_12: Bye, guys.
SPEAKER_09: Please call back and have a time.
SPEAKER_12: Thank you for calling Bethel Church. How many had a direct your call?
None: Hmm.
SPEAKER_12: Hi, this is Bethel Church.
SPEAKER_07: If you're satisfied with the message, press 1.
SPEAKER_07: To listen to your message, press 2.
SPEAKER_07: To erase and rerec and re-record, press 3.
SPEAKER_07: To continue.
SPEAKER_07: You're recording where you left off.
SPEAKER_07: Press 4.
SPEAKER_13: Goodbye.
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
SPEAKER_12: Thank you for calling Bethel Church.
SPEAKER_11: Oh, man.
SPEAKER_12: Thank you for calling Bethel Church.
SPEAKER_11: Hey, man.
SPEAKER_11: It's the pear shop again.
SPEAKER_11: Um.
SPEAKER_12: Hi.
SPEAKER_12: Hello.
SPEAKER_10: You can't get any phone calls, though,
SPEAKER_10: until I've told her this number out.
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Hi.
SPEAKER_02: Thank you for calling for a church.
SPEAKER_11: This is to hang up right away.
SPEAKER_04: Hi.
SPEAKER_04: Unavailable, please speak clearly.
SPEAKER_07: Your voicemail is being transcribed by you know.
SPEAKER_07: Unfortunately, the system cannot process your entries.
SPEAKER_05: Nothing has been recorded.
SPEAKER_07: Record your message after the tone.
SPEAKER_07: No, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_07: For delivery options, press the phone sign.
SPEAKER_05: I answered.
SPEAKER_05: Oh, um, what, is this like your personal phone, sorry, or is this a business phone, do you know?
SPEAKER_05: Thank you for calling.
SPEAKER_05: It's a business phone.
SPEAKER_07: Goodbye.
SPEAKER_05: It's a business phone.
SPEAKER_05: What a business is this?
SPEAKER_08: Uh, ready midwifery group?
SPEAKER_05: Do you hear that voicemail? Or is that just me?
SPEAKER_05: That's wrong. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
SPEAKER_08: That's weird.
SPEAKER_05: All right. Um, sorry, what business is this?
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
SPEAKER_08: Ready midwifery group. What business is this?
SPEAKER_05: Okay. This is a taste and see creamery.
SPEAKER_08: Oh, it seems like maybe some kind of spoofing or something.
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that might be what it is. All right. I'm sorry about that. We're trying to work it out right now.
SPEAKER_08: Okay.
SPEAKER_08: Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_08: Bye.
SPEAKER_00: Look, who did you call?
SPEAKER_00: Who were you trying to reach?
SPEAKER_00: Because there's been several people from Bethel trying to call me, and it's been a very weird phone system.
SPEAKER_00: So I'm just trying to figure out what's going on and why do I keep getting called.
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
SPEAKER_13: Hi, this is Tastency.
SPEAKER_00: Who's this?
SPEAKER_13: Tastency.
SPEAKER_01: Who's that?
SPEAKER_13: Tastency C creamery, the ice cream place.
SPEAKER_01: I don't know why you're calling, Bill.
SPEAKER_01: What is the wrong with you?
SPEAKER_13: Whoever was on the phone before called me.
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_01: A lot of criminals are calling me.
SPEAKER_01: You're also a criminal, too, I suppose.
SPEAKER_01: Okay?
SPEAKER_01: You're a criminal.
SPEAKER_01: So lay off my phone.
SPEAKER_01: Lay off.
SPEAKER_01: All right.
SPEAKER_01: I think you're a criminal.
SPEAKER_02: Hi.
SPEAKER_02: This is a Cisthewstery?
SPEAKER_01: I think you just called me for the ice cream place.
SPEAKER_02: This is a Cice juicerie?
SPEAKER_01: What does that mean?
SPEAKER_02: We are a juiceroy.
SPEAKER_02: Sorry, sir, you called us.
SPEAKER_02: Did you want to place an order?
SPEAKER_01: What order are you talking about?
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, you called us.
SPEAKER_01: I asked you, what kind of an order?
SPEAKER_01: The way I have the order for me.
SPEAKER_01: What do you have?
SPEAKER_02: Oh, we have smoothies and smoothie bowls?
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_01: Stop calling me.
SPEAKER_01: Don't you understand?
SPEAKER_01: Are you stupid?
SPEAKER_01: You're the job, you piece of shit.
SPEAKER_05: Do not call here again.