Track 13: Chinese Bowling Balls

• SPEAKER_00: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is Bryce at...
  
• SPEAKER_00: What did you say?
  
• SPEAKER_01: This is Bryce at United Partial Service?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You all apparently ordered some bowling balls here, Chinese bowling balls and...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Um, I think you have the wrong number.
  
• SPEAKER_01: There's...
  
• SPEAKER_01: Postage due and I need us to pick up a check and drop them off.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I think you have the wrong number.
  
• SPEAKER_00: No.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I didn't order any bowling balls from China.
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, they didn't pay enough freight, so you...
  
• SPEAKER_01: freight, so your balance is $238, ma'am.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, you talk to my husband.
  
• SPEAKER_00: He's time you owe $275.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello, this is Bryce over at UPS.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Apparently you all worked some Chinese bowling balls.
  
• SPEAKER_01: There was no freight paid on it.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's too bad.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Is it?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, well...
  
• SPEAKER_02: Wait a minute.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Let me talk for a minute.
  
• SPEAKER_02: We've never ordered anything from China.
  
• SPEAKER_02: The last thing in the world would be
  
• SPEAKER_02: bowling balls. So you know what you can do with those bowling balls?
  
• SPEAKER_02: No.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Well, I won't tell you over the telephone.
  
• SPEAKER_01: How about I come down there and tell you what you can do with them?
  
• SPEAKER_02: You can bring those bowling balls down here, and I'll have to please
  
• SPEAKER_02: ready for you when you get here.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Sir, your balance is $382.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't give a shit what it is.
  
• SPEAKER_01: We didn't order them.
  
• SPEAKER_01: So do with them what you will.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, my name is Walter.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm an administer.
  
• SPEAKER_01: up here, UPS.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What appears to be the problem here tonight, sir?
  
• None: You have to be kidding.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Now look, use your good common sense.
  
• SPEAKER_02: We're standing here playing pool and you think we ordered seven bowling balls from China.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I told the other guy what he could do with the bowling balls.
  
• SPEAKER_02: And what was that?
  
• SPEAKER_02: Now don't call back.