Longmont Potion Castle 9 (2012)
Track 3: Cables From Guam
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SPEAKER_00: Hello? Hello?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this is Dustin at D-HL.
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SPEAKER_02: And we got some cargo here that was attempted to be delivered.
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SPEAKER_02: No one answered the door.
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SPEAKER_00: No, you don't have to. You just open up the white metal door and just put it inside.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, this one's from Guam. It's a little bit different.
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SPEAKER_02: What is it?
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SPEAKER_02: CABling from Guam, and it's COD, and we need you up here, front and center with an ID.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, I can't...
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SPEAKER_00: Uh, you're going to have to do something.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah, that's the alarm. We gotta get this resolved tonight.
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SPEAKER_00: What is all that noise in the background?
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SPEAKER_02: We're on the docks over by the water.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, all right. All right. And it's COD? I didn't buy anything.
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SPEAKER_02: That's none of my affair.
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SPEAKER_00: All right, well, send it back. Thanks a lot.
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SPEAKER_02: We'll be out there in 10 minutes, 15 minutes.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, no, you've got to get no money. That's it.
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SPEAKER_02: We want a check cut or PayPal.
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SPEAKER_02: payment. But you're not going to get nothing. Well, sir, you haven't even looked at the goods inside.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't want it. What's all that noise up there?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes, my head. Yeah, this is Dustin, a DHL shipping. What appears to be the trouble up there?
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SPEAKER_00: I have no idea. I have, uh, you told me that you had some stuff that, uh, we're supposed to get and
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SPEAKER_01: we're supposed to pay for it. I have not ordered anything. I have ordered. It's a Christmas gift. Hold on
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SPEAKER_02: We've got four boxes from Guam sitting here.
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SPEAKER_01: All right. Hold on a minute. This is my wife.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay. Hello.
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SPEAKER_02: Now, what in the heck's going on up here?
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SPEAKER_01: I have no idea. I've been gone shopping.
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SPEAKER_01: Dick, what's going on? You need to tell me.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay. I got so. I see you. I got you. I got you. I got you.
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SPEAKER_00: I think. Not a step.
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SPEAKER_00: It has nothing to do with you. I don't think. I got you.
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SPEAKER_00: I want to talk.
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SPEAKER_01: Honey, I ordered some stuff.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but where is this coming from?
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SPEAKER_02: This is coming from.
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SPEAKER_01: for Guam. Did you order something from Guam? From Guam. Hold on. Hello. Yeah. This is
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SPEAKER_02: Dustin, a D.H.L colleague. Yes, Dustin. I need to see some ID tonight. Okay. I don't know what
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SPEAKER_01: you're talking about. My husband doesn't know what you're talking about. Is there a, what are you talking
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SPEAKER_01: about? My husband is a professional musician. He is Dick Dale King of the surf guitar. And we don't
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SPEAKER_02: have any idea what you're talking about. Well, this stuff has come a long way by boat. Do you
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SPEAKER_01: understand? We don't understand this. First of all, I thought you were talking about Christmas
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SPEAKER_01: stuff that I just recently ordered little things. I didn't know you were talking about wires from
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SPEAKER_01: Guam. And I don't know who would have ordered it because Dick is a professional. I mean, he wouldn't
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SPEAKER_01: order something and tell you that he didn't order it. I mean, that would be a hell of a thing to
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SPEAKER_01: to somebody like that. So I don't understand what's going on. I just got home.
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SPEAKER_01: It's a scam. It's a scam? Oh, okay. All right. He's not a scam. He's saying it's a scam.
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SPEAKER_00: Just hang. Okay, I'm hanging out. I need a check. I want to talk to the second. That has nothing to do with me
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SPEAKER_02: or anybody else. Well, I think I can read my own handwriting, sir. I can see what's on the screen.
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SPEAKER_02: What's on the screen? It says detailed description of contents. This came from Guam by boat. I need a check. We've been
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SPEAKER_02: out there twice, you know, quit horsing around.
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SPEAKER_00: Don't tell me about horsing around, pal, okay?
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SPEAKER_00: So don't give you that crap.
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SPEAKER_00: I didn't order anything from Guam. I got no money. I bought nothing
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SPEAKER_00: from Guam. I have no cases or cable, so don't say I'm messing around, okay?
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SPEAKER_02: I need $4,200.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, you'll get it from someplace else, okay? That's it.
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SPEAKER_00: Let me talk to your wife. I need to talk to your wife.
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SPEAKER_00: Don't call me anymore.