Longmont Potion Castle II (1992)
Track 58: Bull Riders Only
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SPEAKER_01: Bull riders only?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was interested in bow riding.
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SPEAKER_00: What's that?
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SPEAKER_01: I was interested in doing some bowel riding.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, we don't do barrel riding here.
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SPEAKER_00: We do bull riding.
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SPEAKER_01: Bow riders only?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was interested in a little turtle bowel.
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SPEAKER_01: Pardon me?
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SPEAKER_01: Little turtle bowel.
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SPEAKER_01: A little turtle bowel.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: How much would that run me on an invitational basis?
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SPEAKER_01: Did you call bull riders only?
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SPEAKER_01: Ball riders only?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: You're looking for turtle bow?
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SPEAKER_01: Right.
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SPEAKER_01: What is turtle bow?
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SPEAKER_01: I think that butt bow is for you, pal.
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SPEAKER_00: If you need to get physical with us, you'll do so.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, come on down, you're the next contestant on the price is physical.
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SPEAKER_00: Sounds good, come on down, let's get physical.
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SPEAKER_00: I probably don't need to do a whole lot for somebody like you.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, I probably have to cover up with rubber gloves and stuff because you're probably a fag.
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SPEAKER_00: fag.
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SPEAKER_00: Jason, the guy wants to come down and get physical.
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SPEAKER_00: What do you think?
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SPEAKER_00: Come fag it.
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SPEAKER_00: He wants to kick me in a bowel now.
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SPEAKER_00: Some fag.
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SPEAKER_02: Why don't you find something better to do it at your time, you fucking queer?
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SPEAKER_02: Wait, let's get together then, you fucking puss.
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SPEAKER_02: You're fucking mad enough to call on the phone when we get together.
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SPEAKER_02: Let's see it.
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SPEAKER_02: Whoa!
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SPEAKER_02: You know, you're on the other end of the phone.
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SPEAKER_02: Nobody can do nothing.
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SPEAKER_02: Why don't you shut your fucking mouth and get down here?
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SPEAKER_02: I'll tell you how to get here.
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SPEAKER_02: You want to know?
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SPEAKER_02: Where's that at?
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SPEAKER_02: Give me a location.
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SPEAKER_02: I'll be there right now, motherfucker.
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SPEAKER_02: I can't do nothing.
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SPEAKER_02: You won't give me an address, you fucking pussy.
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SPEAKER_02: How'd you like it if I spot well just lit?
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SPEAKER_02: Whoa!
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SPEAKER_02: That's another good one.
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SPEAKER_02: I can tell you're well-educated, huh?
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SPEAKER_02: What do you got to say about it?
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SPEAKER_02: What do I mean?
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SPEAKER_02: What do I got to say about?
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SPEAKER_02: Give me a place, you fucking puss.
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SPEAKER_02: You got nothing better at your time.
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SPEAKER_02: Why don't you get a job or something?
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SPEAKER_02: Make yourself useful, you piece of shit.