Track 22: Book Shop

• SPEAKER_00: Nope shop?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I thought you guys were open every day.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's what the sign said.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We are.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, the last two Sundays, I've been up there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's been up there at all.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How did you explain that?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I worked Sundays.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I was here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, you weren't.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Nobody was there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I was buzzing and beeping and the horn and no one came out.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What time?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, I was there at different times.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I thought you guys said you were up.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I work on Sundays.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I work on Sundays.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Nobody was here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know what you're talking about.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Nobody even came to the door.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What time?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I honked my horn and no one even came outside.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, you probably, maybe were to the wrong store because I was here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hey, no one even batted an eye, fella.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, zero.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Jumping up and down.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, I got to go.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Listen, I need a book.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Book shop.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You guys open up there?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes, 365 days a year.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, except the last two Sundays you weren't closed.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I was here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I guess that's 363, but...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Look at the...
  
• SPEAKER_00: This is ridiculous conversation.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I was here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't understand your listen to this.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I was here.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know where you went.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I came up there forking the pouring rain, and no one even answered the door when I was honking my horn.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What did me answer to the door?
  
• SPEAKER_00: The door is open.
  
• SPEAKER_00: The door was locked, Charlie, and I knocked on it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, you must have got here late at night.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You must have been taking a big long break.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Are you talking about book alley?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, no.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I can read the dang sign.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It says open every day, playing his day.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know what you want, but I have customer.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What do you want?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I need some gas money.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, that's your call.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I've got to go.
  
• SPEAKER_00: This is a bogus.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Talk shop.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, can you tell me the phone number up there?
  
• SPEAKER_00: The one you just called.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I didn't see what I was doing.
  
• SPEAKER_00: 626-9541.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Now that's the number I'm calling from?
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's the number you're calling.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, what number am I calling from is what I'm trying?
  
• SPEAKER_00: How would I know that?
  
• SPEAKER_00: How am I supposed to know?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You had to look at your phone.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm looking at it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, but I'm not the operator.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't have access to your telephone.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What are you in?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Are you guys open for business up there?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Seven days a week, 365 days a year.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Because I've been up there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You keep saying that, but I don't know what you're talking about, because we've been here every day.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I had knocked down the door.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I had cash in hand, and no one even bothered to answer the door.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You keep telling me that.
  
• SPEAKER_00: On two occasions I came up, no one was even there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So give me your phone number.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I just gave it to you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Give me your phone number.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That was my phone.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I just gave it to you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That was my telephone number.
  
• SPEAKER_00: If you call again, I'm going to call the telephone company.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, that's what I need.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And I'll have to trace your call because you're bothering me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, you're not making a lick of sense.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, got to go.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Bookshop.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, how late you all open up there?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Store hours.
  
• SPEAKER_00: 10 a.m. until midnight.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Midnight?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You're telling me I come up there at midnight.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know what's the top of your phone, but I can't understand you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's your phone number?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I gave you the phone number, the one you just called.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't have the phone number, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm going to call it the phone company because I don't like what you're up to.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm going to get them, too.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, great.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Phone shop.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, can I get a copy of your store hours by fax?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, I don't have a fax machine.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, what are they then?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You can just tell me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't have a fax machine.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just tell me by a phone.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't have a fax.
  
• SPEAKER_00: There's no number.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, what's the phone number, then?
  
• SPEAKER_00: There's no phone number to a fax machine because I don't have a fax machine.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So you're saying I have to call first before I can fax and tell you that...
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, you can't fax.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm going to suggest that you call it the phone company because if there's no one here that can help you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's the schedule?
  
• SPEAKER_00: 10 a.m. until midnight.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Seven days a week.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Except Sunday, right?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Sunday's 11 until midnight.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I was there Sunday and no one was there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I know you're totally.
  
• SPEAKER_00: me several times. I'm going to hang up now.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Just tell me the number, and that's all I need.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You just called the number.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know what I called. How about that?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, then you better find out.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Bookshop.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Can you just tell me what number I'm calling from?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know what number you're calling from.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, just look at the phone and tell me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You said give you the number you're calling from. I can't look at your phone.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Look at your phone and just figure it out.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You have to look at your phone.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Look at your phone and tell me what...
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, you're going to have to call somebody to get help.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Maybe call the lawyer. I don't know.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I got to go.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Bookshop.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I did want to let you know.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm sending a fax any minute now.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So look for that to come through.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Now, what's the number to fax to?
  
• SPEAKER_00: There is no number to fax to.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So I use the same number that I just called.
  
• SPEAKER_00: If you want to, but I don't have a fax machine.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, where the heck's are going to come out, then?
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's not going to come out.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't have a fax machine.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What's the...
  
• SPEAKER_00: number that I call. Why don't you understand this? I don't understand what your problem is.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Where do I send my information? Where do I send it to? What information? What information?
  
• SPEAKER_00: The fax number? I don't have a fax machine. No, my fax number. I want to send it to you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm going to hang up again. I'm going to call the telephone company.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Tell me something. What's the phone number up there? No, I'm going to go now.