Track 10: Boats

• SPEAKER_01: Some of your guys to bring a boat by so I can get on the water and test drive it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I need some of our guys to bring a boat by.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Bring a boat by where, sir?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I live on the water. It's not going to be a logistical problem.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, you are?
  
• None: Excuse me.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I just picked up the phone and said, hello, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Maybe you'd like to fill me in on something.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, let me fill you in on something right off the tip of you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: off the tip of my tongue here, and that's that I'm Bernard Fuddle.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And I've been on the water for 47 years.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I've been on schooners.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I've been on an 80-foot yacht, many times.
  
• SPEAKER_00: In Colorado?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Now I live in Lahana, and I need a couple boats up.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I've got hundreds of millions of dollars.
  
• SPEAKER_01: But what you don't seem to fathom is I need to get out on the water alone
  
• SPEAKER_01: for two to three days, make a decision.
  
• SPEAKER_01: How does that sound right off the water?
  
• SPEAKER_00: It sounds like right off the bat that there might be a couple of things that you and your money don't pass.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm a little surprised that you would call and be surprised that I didn't know who you were
  
• SPEAKER_00: and that over the phone I would tell you that why, sure,
  
• SPEAKER_00: we'll send however many boats you want, for how many days you want.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Phone hell, I'm here now. I'm ready to meet up with your representative.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, where's here now?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm in Lahana, Colorado.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Um, okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hundreds of millions of dollars in assets.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know, I would like to help you, sir, but you're not making it very easy on my end.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, no?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm ready to come down there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And I have some statements that you're very wealthy and it seems to me your time
  
• SPEAKER_00: and seems to me your time is worth more than mine.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And I'm trying to work through this with you, but
  
• SPEAKER_00: uh...
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm listening.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I saw the hot air.
  
• SPEAKER_00: The name of the business that you called.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I saw the blimp in the air.
  
• SPEAKER_01: The blimp?
  
• SPEAKER_01: And I called the number.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't have any blimp flying in the air.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I think you're barking up the wrong tree with your attitude here, pal.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I've been on the water 44 years.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And I expect, I've been on the sea for half that many years.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know, is it your money that buys you that?
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know, is it your money that buys you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: respect?
  
• SPEAKER_01: The boot on my foot.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Which I'll take to your seat.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm really impressed with that.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Could you, uh...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Goodness gracious, a phone call like this,
  
• SPEAKER_00: and you're telling me all those things you're going to put a boot in my ass
  
• SPEAKER_00: and I'm still on the telephone with you.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm wondering if you've dialed the business that you think you have.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Which kind of boat is it you're looking for?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Are you false advertising with your blimps or where are you else?
  
• SPEAKER_01: your blimps or I don't know where you stand.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So you don't have any blimps in the air?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Maybe you're trying to call good gear.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I think that you need to examine where you stand.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Before you put stuff in the air.
  
• SPEAKER_00: The counter.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Now where did you call?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I called the number in the air.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And if you guys are putting stuff out in the air,
  
• SPEAKER_01: and you can't even put your hands on it.
  
• SPEAKER_00: This company doesn't have any blimps in the air.
  
• SPEAKER_00: in the air.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're going to have a lip on the sidewalk if they can come down there.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I got hundreds of millions of dollars at my disposal.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And...
  
• SPEAKER_00: Can I ask the number that you dial?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I need two boats this weekend.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Have you ever been to Lahana, Colorado before?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, that's where I keep hundreds of millions of dollars.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know what?
  
• SPEAKER_00: It seems like you've had a couple of drinks.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm not for sure.
  
• SPEAKER_00: But I'm not for sure.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to ask you one more time. The phone number that you called.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to ask you again.
  
• SPEAKER_01: When can you be here?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm in Lahonda. I'm on the water.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm on the water.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Now, ready to do business.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm ready to do a transaction that you guys put figures in the air.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Sir.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And I'll whip yae.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Why don't you stick that boot to the front line and get you kicking?