Track 14: Bicycle Center

• SPEAKER_01: I got a question about my bicycle center.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I got a question about my bicycle I got out of there.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Two, two and a half weeks ago now, but do you guys warranty your bikes up there?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You bought a bike from us?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm having major problems with my spokes and my inner tube.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, and this is a bike you purchased from us recently?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes, I paid cash.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Take it, deck, deck, deck, deck, deck, deck, deck, deck, deck, deck.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Um, something funny is going on with the phone line.
  
• SPEAKER_00: This bike has been veering off to the side.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's going backwards sometimes when I pedal forwards.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Different things are happening.
  
• SPEAKER_00: All times, day in the night.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Digabamba, ba, ta-a-d-d-da-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Who is this?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Juan, friend.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So what can I do to, uh, get this thing going in the right direction?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Um, well, if you want to bring the bike down, I'd be happy to take a look at it for you,
  
• SPEAKER_01: and we can get squared away.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I've been upper, like, twice.
  
• SPEAKER_00: And then as soon as I get home, the thing starts taking off every which way you can imagine.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I can imagine.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I-g-d-d-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I can't figure out which.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I can't figure out which way to turn on the thing.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's like I'm always lighting on ice, even in the middle of summer.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
  
• SPEAKER_01: This is entertaining.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Who is this?
  
• SPEAKER_00: One friend.
  
• SPEAKER_01: If you want to come on down, sir, we can get you squirt away.
  
• SPEAKER_01: But I got to go.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, do you suspect me to just be right around sideways all day?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I bought the thing.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Of course I don't, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_01: No, I mean, if there's any actual...
  
• SPEAKER_01: issues with the bicycle that you purchased from us.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I can gladly get those things squared away.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Are you telling me it's just like riding a bike, that old chestnut is what you're telling me?
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's just like riding the bike.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It's like going sideways and reverse, and I'm spinning around, and I don't even know where I'm going.
  
• SPEAKER_00: All right.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, you have a very good day.
  
• SPEAKER_01: All right.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Where am I supposed to go?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't even know where I'm going.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Is I supposed to go backwards or something on this thing?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Or I'm supposed to read the manual?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, you can go whichever way you'd like, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You have a very good day, okay?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm going to take you somewhere and demonstrate with things.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Because I was not told this thing goes backwards when I bought the dang thing.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, sir, we'd be happy to get you.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I was not told.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I was not forewarned.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't want anyone to be dissatisfied, but I have a feeling this is a prank phone call.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Have I given you any indication that I'm anything less than serious?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Um, well, there's some sound effects coming over the phone that I don't quite understand.
  
• SPEAKER_01: So you have a very good day, okay? Thank you so much.