Longmont Potion Castle II (1992)
Track 41: Beef House
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, listen. Who the hell you think your shit? I didn't order this. I haven't, I don't know nothing about it.
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SPEAKER_00: You think you're talking to some old, goofy old bastard? It's not me. I never know a dog bowel? What the hell would I be doing with a dog bowel?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't give a shit if you bring the district attorney here, you've got the wrong guy.
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SPEAKER_00: Wait a minute now. You listen to me. You know something? I've been a very honorable man this time all my goddamn life.
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SPEAKER_00: Just give me your goddamn name and I'll guarantee I will sue you.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to sue you right now.
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SPEAKER_00: Get with physical abuse with a 75-year-old guy.
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SPEAKER_00: Stick around until I get my family down here, and I'll guarantee you to bring all you want.
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SPEAKER_00: Everybody you want, I don't give a fuck who he is.
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SPEAKER_00: You are talking to the wrong person.
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SPEAKER_00: You're using a very bad, bad attitude because you are 100% wrong.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know what I have.
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SPEAKER_00: What a hog bow is?
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SPEAKER_00: A butt bow is that?
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SPEAKER_00: You up your fucking ass, I will.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm not in any liberty to tell you whether to stick that thing up your ass because you're talking to the wrong person.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know where a foot mouth.
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SPEAKER_00: Bow!
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SPEAKER_00: Come here.
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SPEAKER_00: Is this something to do with a pig?
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SPEAKER_00: Andre the Giant Bowel.
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SPEAKER_00: You ever look at the hell of him like this?
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SPEAKER_00: Here's a guy telling me I own one of them for $189.
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SPEAKER_00: If I don't think he's a kid, if I don't think he's cheap out.
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SPEAKER_00: Can you believe this?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm talking to a guy who's a guy who is.
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SPEAKER_00: raises hogs. I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. I'll blow your fucking
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SPEAKER_00: brains out. Come on down. I got something to take care of you.
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SPEAKER_00: Real quick. You're driving a goddamn parking lot here. There's a white Cadillac. I'll be
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SPEAKER_00: standing right next to it. You're driving the lot and I'll guarantee you I'll blow your fucking
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SPEAKER_00: head off. I got an equalizer for young guys like you. I'm 75. I got something that takes care
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SPEAKER_00: that we equalize the size. You bring something with you.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll guarantee you before you get out of the fucking car, I'll have your head blowing off.
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SPEAKER_00: Push me in the lip?
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SPEAKER_00: I'll blow your fucking head off.
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SPEAKER_00: You shove me around?
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SPEAKER_00: I'll blow your fucking head off.
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SPEAKER_00: I've been a very honorable mom this time.
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SPEAKER_00: All my goddamn life.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll blow your fucking head off.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to tell you to go fuck yourself.
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SPEAKER_00: How do you like that?
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SPEAKER_00: Or blow your fucking head off.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll come and pick the fucking thing up.
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SPEAKER_00: You jack off, cocksucker.
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SPEAKER_00: Boy, I wish the fuck I knew who you could do.
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SPEAKER_00: And you give me your fucking address and your name,
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SPEAKER_00: and you don't have to come down here to beat the shit out of me
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SPEAKER_00: because I'll come there and blow your fucking brains out of your fucking head.
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SPEAKER_00: Lesbian?
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SPEAKER_00: You sound like a fucking fruit to me.