wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 16 (2019)

Track 4: Barn Door

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SPEAKER_01: Good evening, P&G Hardware.
SPEAKER_00: Hey, I was trying to convert a doorknob on my barn door here.
SPEAKER_00: This old barn door is crickety-cracket, and I can't move the thing.
SPEAKER_00: I need to get some oil on there or a new doorknob on here.
SPEAKER_00: You got a product I can use.
SPEAKER_01: Um, is there a reason?
SPEAKER_00: Huh?
SPEAKER_01: What type of sound? What sound is that?
SPEAKER_00: It's my barn door, my friend.
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
SPEAKER_01: Sounds like you're on the train.
SPEAKER_00: This door is going to fall off if I don't get a new knob, Pronto.
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
SPEAKER_00: How much is a knob?
SPEAKER_01: The only knobs that we haven't...
SPEAKER_00: Are like a double knob, or a triple knob, you know?
SPEAKER_00: I wasn't sure if you had the right product on hand, you know, or not for a barn door.
SPEAKER_01: We don't really have anything for barn doors.
SPEAKER_01: A lot of our doors are for...
SPEAKER_00: I wasn't sure if you had the right product on hand, you know, or not for a barn door.
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, we don't have really...
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, we don't really have anything for barn doors.
SPEAKER_01: A lot of the doors, a lot of the knobs that we have are mainly just for regular doors.
SPEAKER_00: Is there something that I could use, like, with mineral spirits,
SPEAKER_00: to pour it on there and see...
SPEAKER_00: Is there something that I could use, like, with mineral spirits to pour it on there?
SPEAKER_01: It's kind of hard to hear you with that sound going back and forth.
SPEAKER_00: The door?
SPEAKER_01: Is there a way you can move?
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, is there a way that you can, like, go to a quieter place?
SPEAKER_01: Like I said, it's hard to hear you.
SPEAKER_00: I could quiet the thing down, you know, with mineral spirits.
SPEAKER_00: Or WD40.
SPEAKER_00: I could quiet the thing down, you know, with mineral.
SPEAKER_00: Do you have any mineral spirits on hand at all?
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we saw, yeah, we saw mineral spirits.
SPEAKER_00: Have any mineral spirits?
SPEAKER_00: I should get a whole case, I figured, because it's...
SPEAKER_00: It's a big barn door about 20 feet by 15 feet.
SPEAKER_00: Sir, do you live in Brooklyn?
SPEAKER_00: Yes, I do.
SPEAKER_01: Okay, let's make a sure.
SPEAKER_00: It's a big barn door about 20 feet by 15...
SPEAKER_00: Where are you all located up there?
SPEAKER_01: Yes, I do.
SPEAKER_01: We're in Williamsburg.
SPEAKER_01: On Robling and Top 2nd.
SPEAKER_00: Where you all located up there?
SPEAKER_00: How much you charge up there?
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry?
SPEAKER_00: How much do you all charge up there?
SPEAKER_01: What do you mean?
SPEAKER_01: How much to charge?
None: For the...
SPEAKER_00: How much deal on?
SPEAKER_00: For the WD-40?
SPEAKER_01: Once again, it's kind of hard to hear you.
SPEAKER_01: I'm hearing, like, three different things.
SPEAKER_01: That door, it's a lot of noise.
SPEAKER_01: It's making it hard to hear you.
SPEAKER_00: WD-40?
SPEAKER_01: All right, sir, sir,
SPEAKER_01: do you understand what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_01: It's hard to hear you right now.
SPEAKER_01: Sir.
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm trying to figure out the case.
SPEAKER_01: It's hard to hear you.
SPEAKER_01: I can't understand or hear word that you're saying.
SPEAKER_00: Just the price.
SPEAKER_00: How much the cost of the price?
SPEAKER_00: Just the price.
SPEAKER_00: Once again, I still, sir,
SPEAKER_01: once again, I still.
SPEAKER_01: still cannot hear you.
SPEAKER_01: WD40.
SPEAKER_01: Sir, is there a way that you can move away?
SPEAKER_01: Because, yeah, once again, sir, I can't hear you.
SPEAKER_01: Is there way you can move away from where you are?
SPEAKER_00: Or an alternate product to WD40.
SPEAKER_00: If you don't have that in, on hand, or an alternate product to WD40.
SPEAKER_00: Sir, it's not that we don't have it.
SPEAKER_00: It's the fact that I cannot hear you.
SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't even know the price.
SPEAKER_00: What aisle is it in to, if I come up later?
SPEAKER_00: Sir, I can't hear you.
SPEAKER_01: I can't hear you.
SPEAKER_00: I don't even know the price.
SPEAKER_00: What aisle is it in to if I come up later?
SPEAKER_00: I just need to.
SPEAKER_00: Sir, I can't hear you.
SPEAKER_00: What aisle is it in?
SPEAKER_01: Sir, sir, you're not listening.
SPEAKER_01: I need you to move away from where you are so I can hear you better.
SPEAKER_01: I cannot hear you.
SPEAKER_00: What aisle number is the WD4?
SPEAKER_01: We don't really have aisle, sir.
SPEAKER_01: Once again, I can't hear you because there a way you can move away.
SPEAKER_00: I'm moving around in circles here, I think I'm trying.
SPEAKER_00: I can hear you.
SPEAKER_01: Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir.
SPEAKER_01: I'm just asking you to move away from the door
SPEAKER_01: into a quieter place so that I can hear you.
SPEAKER_01: Because I cannot understand a word with all the
SPEAKER_01: around you. Plus, there's another voice on the phone with you.
SPEAKER_01: So I'm trying to figure out what exactly you're trying to say.
SPEAKER_00: Reference to your location.
SPEAKER_00: You said that you're in Williamsburg.
SPEAKER_00: You're open to the west.
SPEAKER_01: Sir, we're located on South Second in Roebling.
SPEAKER_01: You can look at the knobs there.
SPEAKER_01: You can see if we, we do have mineral spirits,
SPEAKER_01: we do have WD 40, hopefully that helps.
SPEAKER_01: The best thing I can give you right now,
SPEAKER_01: because I'm having a hard time hearing you.
SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
SPEAKER_01: You couldn't hit the side of the barn with a doorknob.
None: You couldn't hit the side of the barn with a doorknob.