Track 19: Babakuntos Coffers

• None: Hello.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi, this is Felix.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi, Felix.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How's it good.
  
• SPEAKER_00: My last name's Baba Qantas.
  
• SPEAKER_00: What about Babacuntos?
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's my last name.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Felix, Babacunto.
  
• SPEAKER_00: That's right.
  
• SPEAKER_01: How's your last name working for you?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Not too well, actually. I got a copy-requent.
  
• SPEAKER_00: copyright infringement charge slapped on me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: For what?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Are you trying to advertise or something?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm not in the courtroom yet, smart guys, so I guess I don't know.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh, sorry.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You'll find out after I do.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Not before.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So I got your voicemail.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Couldn't understand a word.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You didn't make a word.
  
• SPEAKER_00: lick of sense, if you ask me.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Uh, sorry. I, um, I got your call, but I just woken up after really bad shit lag.
  
• SPEAKER_01: So, it's the phone, I sleep in the whole day.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You saw that I called?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is a pay phone.
  
• SPEAKER_00: It wasn't me that called.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Maybe it was, I guess, some other guy who wouldn't pay phone call me.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, this is Felix Babacuntos.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm not some other guy on the street.
  
• SPEAKER_00: other guy on the street, just like that you bump into.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Alright?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, all right.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I had this number of states under a grove or...
  
• SPEAKER_00: I don't know why.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I sure as hell don't know either.
  
• SPEAKER_00: This is a pay phone at an infirmary.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, kind of infirmary.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Like, a college infirmary?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No.
  
• SPEAKER_00: An infirmary for the infirmed.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Do you have some sort of ailment?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Uh.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I think you have a cold.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Uh, should I be inferred?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Come down and find out.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Now into, uh, K-Town.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We're in K-town, yes.
  
• None: K-Town.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and we listen to a lot of K-pop.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I suppose you got a problem with that, too?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Well, K-pop is good.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And like, uh, she and shush in.
  
• SPEAKER_00: You would.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: He's that, that 400-year-old professor.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Well, I suppose you know all about the Babocuntos family tree, or else you wouldn't be calling.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I don't know anything about the Babo Kuntas' family tree, actually.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What does it entail?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Finance, high finance, in fact.
  
• SPEAKER_00: High finance.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Is that like a high-hand expert at finance?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_00: So would you be willing to send a PayPal donation to our coffers?
  
• SPEAKER_00: We'd sure pre-hand.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Appreciate it.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Do you have a offer confirmation page?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I guess do you have like a brochure with it about what you guys do?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, we're paperless, sir.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, do you have like a metal stamping or laser engraving?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, no.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We send you a PDF if you donate above the $25 level.
  
• SPEAKER_01: So, like a crowdfunding menu?
  
• SPEAKER_00: No, we're one-on-one.
  
• SPEAKER_01: What other levels are available?
  
• SPEAKER_01: You know, I might be a client level.
  
• SPEAKER_01: to bump up my level if there's some more powerful content available.
  
• SPEAKER_00: We just offer the PDF booklet and we're looking for an infusion.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Alright, I'll put it in consideration on my to-do list.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Great.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Do you have an address that I can forward this Comfercoigne?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Yes, it's an email address.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yes, okay.
  
• None: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I've got my subscribe ready.
  
• SPEAKER_00: One moment please.