Longmont Potion Castle 17 (2020)
Track 13: Amos Wacker
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SPEAKER_00: Good afternoon. Thank you for calling Motel 6 and Southgate. Sabrina speaking. How can I help you?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I need room 103, please.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay. The name for the room?
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SPEAKER_01: Wacker.
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SPEAKER_00: No, for 103?
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SPEAKER_01: Yes, 103.
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SPEAKER_00: That's not the room for that person.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: If that's his nickname or something?
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SPEAKER_01: Correct.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay. Hold on.
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SPEAKER_00: Hello?
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SPEAKER_01: Hi, yes. Room 103?
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_01: Hi, yeah. I'm afraid we need to ask you to leave your room here in the next 25 minutes.
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SPEAKER_00: For what reason?
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SPEAKER_01: We have other guests coming in this afternoon.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
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SPEAKER_00: Good afternoon. Thank you for calling Motel 6 and Southgate. Sabrina speaking. How can I help you?
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SPEAKER_01: Hi, yes. Room 103, please.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm trying to find out what guest is you trying to speak to in 103.
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SPEAKER_01: It's a good friend of mine. She's expecting my call.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, 103 just call and say somebody is playing on a phone.
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SPEAKER_00: phone, and they don't want no cause.
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SPEAKER_01: That's neither here nor there. That's not me. It's something else.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, leave me your name, and I go to 1023 and ask them do they want to talk to you. What's your name?
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SPEAKER_01: Wacker. Say your name? Amos Wacker.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, hold on.
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SPEAKER_00: Hello?
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SPEAKER_00: Hello?
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, they don't want no call. They say they don't even know you. That's a whole other person in that room,
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SPEAKER_00: whoever you think you're talking to.
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SPEAKER_01: Who do you think you're talking to right here?
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SPEAKER_00: Good afternoon. Thank you for calling Motel 6 and South Case, Sabrina, speaking. How can I help you?
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SPEAKER_01: Hi, could you give me the number for Room 103, please?
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SPEAKER_00: I cannot connect your call to 103. They said no cause.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, just tell me the number then, and I'll dial it directly.
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SPEAKER_00: You have to go through me.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, well then just patch me through, please. Thank you.
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SPEAKER_00: If they say they do not want no car, I cannot connect cars to their own. They said no cause.
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, I'm Amos Wacker, okay?
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SPEAKER_00: And I said that I called them. I said there's an Amis Wacker trying to talk. She said she do not know you.
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SPEAKER_00: Said somebody said for them to get out their room.
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SPEAKER_00: 103 said no cause.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm Amos Wacker. Me.
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SPEAKER_00: I know you are.
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SPEAKER_01: Who's Amos Wacker? You or me.
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SPEAKER_01: Hi, then call the Motel, 6th, Southgate. I'm going to help you.
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SPEAKER_01: Hi, yeah. I need to talk to Room 103. Can you give me that number, please?
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SPEAKER_01: What's the name on the room?
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SPEAKER_01: My name's Wendell.
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SPEAKER_01: No, I need the name on the room.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, you've got that information.
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SPEAKER_03: Correctly. You have to give it to me for me to transfer it to you.
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SPEAKER_01: Can I just have the direct number, please, sir?
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SPEAKER_03: I'm going to tell you this one more time.
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SPEAKER_03: no direct number. If you want to speak to someone in a room, you have to tell me the first
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SPEAKER_03: and last name on the room. Besides that, if you call me one more time, I will report it to the police
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SPEAKER_03: and harassment. There's no direct line to get to a room. You have to tell me the first and last name
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SPEAKER_01: before I can transfer you to a room. There's no direct line. So what are you saying?
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SPEAKER_03: I am saying exactly what I just said. There is no direct line. Okay, well, then just transfer me then.
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SPEAKER_03: You have to tell me the first and last name on the room. I've said this. I've stated this. I did too.
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SPEAKER_03: My name's Wendell. I already told you that. I don't need your name. I need the name on the person on the room.
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SPEAKER_01: I didn't catch your name. What's your name on the person on the room that you're trying
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SPEAKER_03: to speak to. I can't transfer you to a room number. I need to transfer you to a name. Not a room number.
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SPEAKER_03: My name's Wendell. I need room 103. No, I don't need your name. I need the person that you're trying to speak to,
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SPEAKER_03: the person on the room that you're trying to call.
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SPEAKER_01: Why don't you just give me the number and I'll doubt it myself and I don't need to waste your time.
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SPEAKER_03: Like I just told you, there is no direct line.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, you said I have to go through you. Is that? Correct. Okay, well then...
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SPEAKER_03: You have to go through me. And when you go through me, you have to have the name on the room. You have to go through any person when you call here,
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None: you're going to, it's going to call the front desk. To be transferred to a room, you have to know the name on the room, and we will transfer you.
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SPEAKER_01: Transfer me that.
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SPEAKER_03: That's bad. There's no direct line. You have not provided a name on the room, so I cannot transfer you.
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SPEAKER_01: Their name is Dilbert.
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SPEAKER_03: That is the incorrect name. No, it isn't. That's their nickname. I guarantee it.
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SPEAKER_01: If you knew the person, you'd know that's the truth. I know this person better than you do.
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SPEAKER_01: Do you? Smart guy.
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SPEAKER_01: How about you come up and see them then?
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SPEAKER_01: Why don't you just put me through there, smart guy?
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SPEAKER_01: How about you go to hell?
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SPEAKER_01: Put me through to room 103 and I don't need to talk to you. Any further.
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SPEAKER_01: Fuck off.
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SPEAKER_03: Thank you for calling. Motel 6th, Southgate. I may help you.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes, sir. I'm trying to reach Room 103, and I need to get through now. It's urgent.
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SPEAKER_03: It is not urgent, because you do not know the name on the room.
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SPEAKER_01: I know it better than you do.
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None: I'm going to let you know that you continue to call me. I will call the police and let them know.
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None: And if you really do know the person, you will get in trouble. Like, I don't understand what you're doing.
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SPEAKER_03: All I need is the name on the room.
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SPEAKER_01: Dilbert.
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SPEAKER_03: No, it is not.
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SPEAKER_01: They're a good friend of mine.
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SPEAKER_03: You're going to call in the wrong hotel.
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SPEAKER_01: It's a good friend of mine. You don't even know what you're talking about.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, you're calling the wrong hotel.
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SPEAKER_01: It's room 103.
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SPEAKER_01: My name's Wendell, and I need to talk to that freaking individual.
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SPEAKER_01: You got me?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, gotcha.
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SPEAKER_03: Thank you, follow Motel 6th, 8. I'm at help you.
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SPEAKER_01: Sir, are you going to put through my call or not?
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SPEAKER_01: To Room 103?
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SPEAKER_03: I need the name on the room.
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SPEAKER_01: My name's Wendell. I don't know what you need.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't need your name.
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SPEAKER_03: I need the name that is on the room.
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SPEAKER_03: What?
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SPEAKER_03: Hello?
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SPEAKER_03: Hello, I need the name that is on the room. I can't transfer you to a room without the name.
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SPEAKER_03: You need to let me know the name on the room.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't need to know your name.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't know what the hell you call them here for.
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SPEAKER_02: 215359-1-1-1-7-0.
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SPEAKER_02: No, Wendell called you.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're full of shit.
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SPEAKER_02: This is a police line.
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SPEAKER_02: You motherfucker, son of a bitch.