Alive in '25 (2025)

Alive in '25

Track 11: Alive In 25 Medley

Runtime: 667 seconds

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Aliases: Higgins
Establishments: Sniff Shack

  • Woman #1: Judge Julie, can help you?
  • LPC: Yeah, this is the animal chiropractor?
  • Woman #1: Yes.
  • LPC: Hi.
  • LPC: What y'all do up?
  • Woman #1: What would you like to know?
  • LPC: Well, I'm coming from over at the Sniff Shack.
  • Woman #1: I have no idea what you're talking about.
  • LPC: They told me to give you a call.
  • LPC: I have a dark animal, and I heard y'all don't care for dark.
  • LPC: dark animals up there, so could I bring them in or no?
  • Woman #1: What the hell is a dark animal?
  • LPC: My dog.
  • Woman #1: What's he black?
  • LPC: Yes.
  • Woman #1: So, I don't care what color the dog is.
  • LPC: Well, his name's Higgins.
  • Woman #1: Yeah.
  • Woman #1: Where are you located?
  • LPC: Well, I'm coming down from Cheyenne.
  • Woman #1: I don't have an office you can come to.
  • Woman #1: I'm strictly mobile.
  • Woman #1: I do not have a clinic
  • Woman #1: you can come into.
  • LPC: Okay.
  • LPC: Well, what are y'all charged to probe?
  • Woman #1: What is probe being?
  • LPC: My dog, Higgins.
  • Woman #1: Okay.
  • Woman #1: Let me explain what it is that I do.
  • Woman #1: I am a human chiropractor who is trained in doing animals.
  • Woman #1: I do not do any veterinarian stuff.
  • Woman #1: Now, since you're up in Cheyenne, find another doctor who's close to your area.
  • LPC: But the Sniff Shack said that
  • LPC: I should talk to you.
  • Woman #1: I never heard of the Sniff Shack.
  • Woman #1: What is it?
  • LPC: Listen, you all service the crevice?
  • Woman #1: We don't speak talking a different language here.
  • Woman #1: What do you mean?
  • Woman #1: Because everything you're asking is I don't understand what you're asking.
  • LPC: Okay, what part do you need me to repeat?
  • Woman #1: What's the crevice?
  • LPC: I don't know if you have a menu or what service is what you do, up 'ere?
  • Woman #1: I am strictly a chiropractor, so I do.
  • Woman #1: Chiropractic adjustments on animals.
  • LPC: Okay.
  • LPC: Now, I like to be on all fours with my dog.
  • LPC: Would that be feasible?
  • Woman #1: I don't care what you do.
  • Woman #1: I'm on the ground with the dog.
  • LPC: Oh, yeah?
  • Woman #1: I can't help you.
  • LPC: I'm Vega Gucci.
  • LPC: That's my name.
  • Woman #1: I can't help you.
  • LPC: What are you Anglo-Saxon?
  • Woman #1: I'm going to terminate this call.
  • Woman #1: Goodbye.
  • LPC: Good morning.
  • LPC: Hi.
  • LPC: Yeah, I'm Maurice Madison.
  • LPC: Majesty with the Aquarium Hall of Fame.
  • LPC: How are we today?
  • SPEAKER_08: Not bad.
  • SPEAKER_08: Thank you, you.
  • LPC: Oh, real good, real good.
  • LPC: So we're coming into your aquarium for an inspection so that we can add you to the Aquarium Hall of Fame.
  • LPC: How does that sound for a bunch of good news here today?
  • SPEAKER_08: Not quite sure.
  • SPEAKER_08: Not quite sure.
  • LPC: So next Tuesday, we'll see.
  • LPC: What I need is access into all of your aquariums for about 45 minutes to an hour.
  • LPC: All right?
  • SPEAKER_08: What do you mean by you need to access all my aquarium?
  • LPC: Well, I test for pH balance in the aquarium water,
  • LPC: and then we can add you to the aquarium Hall of Fame.
  • LPC: Oh, yes, we can.
  • SPEAKER_08: Nah, that's a bit more intrusive to me than anything, I reckon.
  • SPEAKER_08: Wait, wait, we test our water.
  • SPEAKER_08: water just very regularly, but for some stranger, things that you can walk in here
  • SPEAKER_08: and test my water and put me into Hall of Fame.
  • SPEAKER_08: I don't know what's that going to do for me.
  • SPEAKER_08: I'm very small business, very tiny compared to a lot of other people.
  • SPEAKER_08: I think you better give your time to bigger shops.
  • SPEAKER_08: I'm a little shop.
  • LPC: You could sell two fish, and we'd still put you in the hall.
  • LPC: of fame, you know?
  • LPC: It doesn't matter what size shop, yeah.
  • LPC: Let me just ask you a question.
  • LPC: Have you ever taken a drink of water, and then two minutes later, you realize that that drink of
  • LPC: water is still in your mouth.
  • LPC: The water was so refreshing that you didn't even swallow it yet.
  • LPC: You know what I mean?
  • LPC: Well, I have other people do that.
  • LPC: If a fish does that and the pH levels aren't correct, it can cause what's called a plankton
  • LPC: spasm or on the street.
  • LPC: street, it's called a leech belch.
  • LPC: It's a digestive quiver in the fish.
  • LPC: Causes a big mess in the aquarium.
  • LPC: So that's what I'll be testing for.
  • LPC: Okay.
  • LPC: Sorry, sir.
  • SPEAKER_08: I'm not interested.
  • SPEAKER_08: I'm not interested in what you do.
  • SPEAKER_08: I've just got a lot of things to do here.
  • LPC: I'm going to bring my own placostomous fish in there.
  • LPC: I'm going to turn them loose in all of your aquariums.
  • LPC: They're going to suck like wild.
  • LPC: Get everything up to spec.
  • LPC: We're going to speck you out.
  • SPEAKER_08: No, no, no, no, no, no.
  • SPEAKER_08: All good.
  • SPEAKER_08: Oh, good.
  • SPEAKER_08: Thank you for your time.
  • LPC: Hey, we crack the whip on these suckerfish.
  • LPC: Jump here.
  • LPC: Jump here.
  • LPC: We're going to crack the whip.
  • SPEAKER_06: Hi, music country.
  • LPC: Hi, I was looking for a turtleneck syrup if you have anything on stock.
  • SPEAKER_06: That's the name of the band?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • LPC: Tertilmec syrup, uh-huh, sure.
  • SPEAKER_06: No, is it new?
  • SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, no, I don't have that.
  • SPEAKER_01: On a record?
  • SPEAKER_06: Well, this first call I got for it.
  • SPEAKER_00: Where do you get it? Where can I get it?
  • SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
  • SPEAKER_06: You have to look it up. You sure it's been released?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_06: Do you hear it on the radio, or do you hear it?
  • LPC: Oh, all day long, oh, boy.
  • SPEAKER_06: Now, how about Herbie Twirp?
  • SPEAKER_06: That's the name of the band, right?
  • LPC: What?
  • SPEAKER_06: No, I haven't, what do you know what label is on?
  • LPC: They're called Turnel Neck Serra.
  • LPC: Now, the favorite name is Herbie Twirp.
  • LPC: And he's got a solo about him, too.
  • LPC: Do you have that one of the regular?
  • SPEAKER_06: No, I don't think so.
  • SPEAKER_06: I haven't heard of it yet.
  • SPEAKER_06: Some of the new ones are hard to get.
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, he's got a car.
  • SPEAKER_06: You know a company what label it on?
  • LPC: Oh, yeah, they're on Sony music.
  • SPEAKER_06: Did you say eBay connection is a little?
  • LPC: Sony, they're on Sony.
  • LPC: Now, what did you find out on herty twirlift?
  • SPEAKER_01: Because he's got a solo.
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, oh, it's an old band?
  • SPEAKER_06: I've never heard of it.
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
  • SPEAKER_06: What did they have any?
  • SPEAKER_01: They're a really good band, too.
  • SPEAKER_01: It's a rock?
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, really good.
  • LPC: Now, Herbie Torp sings for Turtlenex syrup.
  • SPEAKER_06: Let's see if I can figure out what.
  • LPC: Maybe it's an import or something.
  • LPC: Yeah, probably.
  • SPEAKER_06: You'd have to look online, maybe.
  • SPEAKER_06: I can look it up and.
  • LPC: Can you tell me about Turtle Nex Serra?
  • SPEAKER_06: I don't know what year it came out.
  • SPEAKER_06: I can't hear your time.
  • SPEAKER_06: good. It's very low.
  • LPC: A turtleneck syrup.
  • SPEAKER_06: That's the name of the band, though, you said.
  • SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
  • LPC: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_06: No, I don't have it.
  • SPEAKER_06: I'm just curious to how old it is.
  • SPEAKER_06: It's about five years old.
  • SPEAKER_06: It's about five years old.
  • SPEAKER_01: It's about five years old.
  • SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_06: You can check with me. I'll look it up.
  • SPEAKER_01: All right.
  • SPEAKER_01: Let's look it up now.
  • LPC: Tell me how much it costs.
  • LPC: Hi, do you have anything by a turtle neck syrup and stuff?
  • LPC: Is that a video game?
  • SPEAKER_05: Is that a video game?
  • LPC: It's a band.
  • SPEAKER_05: Something syrup, you said?
  • LPC: Turtleneck syrup.
  • SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it doesn't ring a bell.
  • SPEAKER_05: What do you all do, O'Barr?
  • SPEAKER_05: What do we do up here?
  • LPC: They got Herbie Torp on vocals.
  • LPC: He's got a solo record.
  • LPC: Do you got that one?
  • LPC: What kind of music is it?
  • LPC: It's all over the radio.
  • SPEAKER_05: All right, bud.
  • SPEAKER_05: What's the trouble up here?
  • SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, and I answered your question.
  • LPC: Yeah, I answered you.
  • LPC: Well, can I special order?
  • LPC: It was my next question.
  • LPC: This is kind of.
  • LPC: You can also be a quarter every time.
  • LPC: I'm at a pay phone.
  • SPEAKER_05: Why don't you come on by?
  • LPC: Oh, I'm happy to, pal.
  • SPEAKER_05: You call me from L.A.
  • SPEAKER_05: And then you call me from Colorado?
  • SPEAKER_05: Nah, you can go fuck yourself.
  • LPC: Do you carry Slurp Warp, up there?
  • SPEAKER_05: Slorp warp?
  • LPC: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_05: Hey, bud, I've got your IP tracks.
  • SPEAKER_05: We'll pass some longer, please.
  • SPEAKER_05: Fuck off.
  • SPEAKER_03: Landerette?
  • LPC: Hi, do you have anything by Honeystick Reynolds and stock?
  • SPEAKER_03: No, I don't think I do.
  • LPC: Huh?
  • LPC: Vicki Quibble is the singer.
  • LPC: She has a solo record, too.
  • LPC: You guys got that one?
  • SPEAKER_03: No, I don't think I've ever heard that.
  • SPEAKER_01: I mean, you're trying to find a little or a little bit.
  • LPC: Anything at all?
  • SPEAKER_03: By Vicki Quibble?
  • LPC: Yeah, she's the singer for a honey stick.
  • LPC: Ranel, though, back.
  • LPC: And is, they got an import test-pressing picture disc.
  • LPC: I want to pick up.
  • LPC: I don't know if we carry that.
  • LPC: That's what I'm okay for, yeah.
  • LPC: Honeystick rental, it's like, they got a 17-inch box set.
  • SPEAKER_01: They got all kinds of stuff a little of old.
  • SPEAKER_01: They got our energy, like.
  • SPEAKER_01: Dude, I must be tripping right now.
  • SPEAKER_03: I cannot understand anything you're saying.
  • SPEAKER_03: It's just going to be a little, what do you all sell up here?
  • SPEAKER_03: Mostly videos and records?
  • LPC: Oh, yeah.
  • SPEAKER_03: Okay, that's what, okay, so what did you find out on Honey Stick Reynolds?
  • LPC: Honey Stick rental? Oh, yeah, okay.
  • LPC: Yeah, yeah, you heard of it a little, so you know who they are.
  • SPEAKER_01: I promise you've never heard of Honey Stick Reynolds.
  • SPEAKER_01: And then Vicki Quibble, what did you find out on her?
  • SPEAKER_03: I don't think I've never even heard of this.
  • SPEAKER_03: Do you live in the neighborhood?
  • LPC: Yeah, and what did you find out on Slurp Warp?
  • LPC: They're local.
  • LPC: What the fuck?
  • LPC: Have you heard of them?
  • LPC: Dude.
  • LPC: Anything at all?
  • LPC: New or used?
  • SPEAKER_04: Hey, are you still there?
  • LPC: Slurp warp.
  • SPEAKER_04: We're not really that kind of shop, man.
  • LPC: I don't work up, Bert.
  • LPC: I don't know what you sell or do with me.
  • LPC: I don't know nothing about you, you know, you know?
  • LPC: I don't work up, right?
  • LPC: I don't know no better, you know?
  • SPEAKER_04: I don't think we're going to have slurf warps or, uh, I don't know any of these bands are saying.
  • SPEAKER_04: Honestly, I got to be real.
  • SPEAKER_01: Honey stick rattle?
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, they're real good.
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, boy.
  • SPEAKER_04: Honey stick Reynolds?
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
  • SPEAKER_01: They got a really good.
  • SPEAKER_04: That's got a really good.
  • SPEAKER_04: That's got to be like a foreign band.
  • SPEAKER_01: They're a great sound.
  • SPEAKER_01: They got a 17-inch box set.
  • SPEAKER_01: It's really.
  • SPEAKER_01: Really?
  • SPEAKER_01: Really.
  • SPEAKER_01: So you should check me out.
  • SPEAKER_04: A 17-inch box set?
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
  • SPEAKER_01: It's a really big.
  • SPEAKER_04: I don't think I'm going to be able to help you today.
  • SPEAKER_04: Maybe just send us an email.
  • LPC: Okay, I'll do that.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'll do it.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'll do it.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'll do it.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'll do it.