Longmont Potion Castle 11 (2014)
Track 3: Alex Trebek Jeremy Piven
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SPEAKER_00: Hello?
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SPEAKER_00: Mr. Piven.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, who's this?
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SPEAKER_00: This is Rocky from the Jeopardy TV office.
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SPEAKER_00: How are you doing?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm not even the Jeopardy TV office.
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SPEAKER_01: You've got to come up with something better than that.
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SPEAKER_00: It's the truth.
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SPEAKER_00: Mr. Trebek is launching a new spinoff program for the network called What's Cracking.
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SPEAKER_00: He wanted me to get you on the line and pat you through to him.
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SPEAKER_00: And if you're able to talk about it briefly here for a moment today,
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SPEAKER_01: That'd be fantastic. Thank you.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Hello.
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SPEAKER_01: Hi.
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SPEAKER_01: Hello.
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SPEAKER_01: Hello.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, who's it?
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SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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SPEAKER_01: Who you're calling?
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: I would just patch through to you.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry?
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SPEAKER_01: I would just patch through to you.
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SPEAKER_02: I think what is, where are you located?
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SPEAKER_01: I am inside of your subconscious, and I've been with you since you've been conscious just shortly after you had to do the room.
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SPEAKER_01: Shortly after, what?
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SPEAKER_01: As soon as you got out of the womb and you were conscious, I've been with you.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, I actually, at your inception, inside of the wool.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm having trouble understanding what you're saying.
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SPEAKER_01: Who were you calling?
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SPEAKER_01: I know that's the problem.
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SPEAKER_01: Go inward.
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SPEAKER_01: What I suggest is a quick 10 or 20 minutes in the morning, meditation, and you and I will be together,
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SPEAKER_01: and we'll be together forever, really.
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SPEAKER_01: I just want to check in and say hello.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, thank you.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, God bless.
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SPEAKER_01: And carry on and listen, take the high row.
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SPEAKER_01: Glass is always half full.
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SPEAKER_01: Mr. Trebek, I'm right there with you.
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SPEAKER_00: I've got Mr. Piven on the line.
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SPEAKER_00: Who?
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SPEAKER_00: Mr. Piven?
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SPEAKER_00: Piven?
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_02: Which Piven?
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SPEAKER_00: Jeremy Piven.
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SPEAKER_00: Let me see if I can get him back on the line.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, God.
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SPEAKER_02: Why was Jeremy calling me?
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SPEAKER_00: About a new program from Viacom called What's Cracken.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to get him on the line for you again.
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SPEAKER_00: right now. I apologize.
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SPEAKER_02: Who are you trying to get a, you're trying to get Jeremy
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SPEAKER_02: tipping on the line for who?
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SPEAKER_00: For you, sir.
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SPEAKER_02: And my name is Alex Trebek.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay. Hello?
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SPEAKER_02: Hello. Is this Jeremy?
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SPEAKER_02: Who is this?
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SPEAKER_02: This is Alex Trebek.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm not like sure I believe it, sir.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I am.
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SPEAKER_02: The answer is Alex Trebek.
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SPEAKER_02: And I was just informed that you were trying to call me.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, no, that's funny. It's so interesting.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, we're sorry to Bobby.
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SPEAKER_01: Someone called me and asked me through to you somehow, so someone's playing a prank on both of us.
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SPEAKER_01: I think so.
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SPEAKER_00: No, it's regarding the program.
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SPEAKER_00: What's Cracking?
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SPEAKER_00: We were meant to work it out here.
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SPEAKER_02: Jeremy, do you know anything about this?
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SPEAKER_02: I really don't.
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SPEAKER_02: Not a thing.
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SPEAKER_02: And I don't either.
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SPEAKER_02: What has happened in recent months, and I don't know if you've experienced this,
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SPEAKER_02: my phone will ring, and it will be somebody
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SPEAKER_02: in some other part of the country
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SPEAKER_02: whose phone rang at the same time.
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SPEAKER_02: Somebody has managed to
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SPEAKER_02: come up with a system where they can
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SPEAKER_02: call two people
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SPEAKER_02: and each person thinks that
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SPEAKER_02: he's been called by the other person
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SPEAKER_02: and neither one knows anything about it.
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SPEAKER_02: So if Viacom is doing a show, Jeremy,
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SPEAKER_02: and they want you to do it,
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SPEAKER_02: listen to their proposal,
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SPEAKER_02: and if they want me to get involved,
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SPEAKER_02: I'll listen to their proposal,
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SPEAKER_02: but at the time,
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SPEAKER_02: the moment, I have no knowledge
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SPEAKER_02: of what the hell this is all about.
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SPEAKER_02: But I'm an advisor of your work.
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SPEAKER_01: And you
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SPEAKER_01: as well, sir, and listen,
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SPEAKER_01: I think you're way too busy to take
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SPEAKER_01: on another show, and I think
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SPEAKER_01: it's your personal advisor now, and that's the way I think
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SPEAKER_01: to myself. I would advise
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SPEAKER_01: you to take a little time off because you work
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SPEAKER_02: very hard. Well, yeah,
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SPEAKER_02: but we only do two days a week, so
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SPEAKER_02: I do have a lot. A lot of people
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SPEAKER_02: think I've got it too easy. They say
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SPEAKER_02: maybe you should work harder.
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SPEAKER_02: Wow.
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SPEAKER_00: That's why we call it from What's Cracking, sir?
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, well, hopefully somebody will figure this all out,
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SPEAKER_02: and maybe if you and I ever run into each other,
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SPEAKER_02: we can talk about the strangeness of this moment.
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SPEAKER_02: Thank you, man.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I'll be watching you.
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SPEAKER_02: Take care.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Bye.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, bye.