Longmont Potion Castle 11 (2014)

Longmont Potion Castle 11

Track 3: Alex Trebek Jeremy Piven

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  • LPC: Hello?
  • LPC: Mr. Piven.
  • LPC: Yeah, who's this?
  • LPC: This is Rocky from the Jeopardy TV office.
  • LPC: How are you doing?
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm not even the Jeopardy TV office.
  • SPEAKER_01: You've got to come up with something better than that.
  • LPC: It's the truth.
  • LPC: Mr. Trebek is launching a new spinoff program for the network called What's Cracking.
  • LPC: He wanted me to get you on the line and pat you through to him.
  • LPC: And if you're able to talk about it briefly here for a moment today,
  • SPEAKER_01: That'd be fantastic. Thank you.
  • LPC: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_01: Hi.
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah, who's it?
  • SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_01: Who you're calling?
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
  • SPEAKER_01: I would just patch through to you.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry?
  • SPEAKER_01: I would just patch through to you.
  • Alex Trebek: I think what is, where are you located?
  • SPEAKER_01: I am inside of your subconscious, and I've been with you since you've been conscious just shortly after you had to do the room.
  • SPEAKER_01: Shortly after, what?
  • SPEAKER_01: As soon as you got out of the womb and you were conscious, I've been with you.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, I actually, at your inception, inside of the wool.
  • Alex Trebek: I'm having trouble understanding what you're saying.
  • SPEAKER_01: Who were you calling?
  • SPEAKER_01: I know that's the problem.
  • SPEAKER_01: Go inward.
  • SPEAKER_01: What I suggest is a quick 10 or 20 minutes in the morning, meditation, and you and I will be together,
  • SPEAKER_01: and we'll be together forever, really.
  • SPEAKER_01: I just want to check in and say hello.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, thank you.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, God bless.
  • SPEAKER_01: And carry on and listen, take the high row.
  • SPEAKER_01: Glass is always half full.
  • SPEAKER_01: Mr. Trebek, I'm right there with you.
  • LPC: I've got Mr. Piven on the line.
  • LPC: Who?
  • LPC: Mr. Piven?
  • LPC: Piven?
  • LPC: Yes.
  • Alex Trebek: Which Piven?
  • LPC: Jeremy Piven.
  • LPC: Let me see if I can get him back on the line.
  • LPC: Oh, God.
  • Alex Trebek: Why was Jeremy calling me?
  • LPC: About a new program from Viacom called What's Cracken.
  • LPC: I'm trying to get him on the line for you again.
  • LPC: right now. I apologize.
  • Alex Trebek: Who are you trying to get a, you're trying to get Jeremy
  • Alex Trebek: tipping on the line for who?
  • LPC: For you, sir.
  • Alex Trebek: And my name is Alex Trebek.
  • LPC: Yes.
  • Alex Trebek: Okay. Hello?
  • Alex Trebek: Hello. Is this Jeremy?
  • Alex Trebek: Who is this?
  • Alex Trebek: This is Alex Trebek.
  • Alex Trebek: I'm not like sure I believe it, sir.
  • Alex Trebek: Well, I am.
  • Alex Trebek: The answer is Alex Trebek.
  • Alex Trebek: And I was just informed that you were trying to call me.
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, no, that's funny. It's so interesting.
  • SPEAKER_01: Well, we're sorry to Bobby.
  • SPEAKER_01: Someone called me and asked me through to you somehow, so someone's playing a prank on both of us.
  • SPEAKER_01: I think so.
  • LPC: No, it's regarding the program.
  • LPC: What's Cracking?
  • LPC: We were meant to work it out here.
  • Alex Trebek: Jeremy, do you know anything about this?
  • Alex Trebek: I really don't.
  • Alex Trebek: Not a thing.
  • Alex Trebek: And I don't either.
  • Alex Trebek: What has happened in recent months, and I don't know if you've experienced this,
  • Alex Trebek: my phone will ring, and it will be somebody
  • Alex Trebek: in some other part of the country
  • Alex Trebek: whose phone rang at the same time.
  • Alex Trebek: Somebody has managed to
  • Alex Trebek: come up with a system where they can
  • Alex Trebek: call two people
  • Alex Trebek: and each person thinks that
  • Alex Trebek: he's been called by the other person
  • Alex Trebek: and neither one knows anything about it.
  • Alex Trebek: So if Viacom is doing a show, Jeremy,
  • Alex Trebek: and they want you to do it,
  • Alex Trebek: listen to their proposal,
  • Alex Trebek: and if they want me to get involved,
  • Alex Trebek: I'll listen to their proposal,
  • Alex Trebek: but at the time,
  • Alex Trebek: the moment, I have no knowledge
  • Alex Trebek: of what the hell this is all about.
  • Alex Trebek: But I'm an advisor of your work.
  • SPEAKER_01: And you
  • SPEAKER_01: as well, sir, and listen,
  • SPEAKER_01: I think you're way too busy to take
  • SPEAKER_01: on another show, and I think
  • SPEAKER_01: it's your personal advisor now, and that's the way I think
  • SPEAKER_01: to myself. I would advise
  • SPEAKER_01: you to take a little time off because you work
  • Alex Trebek: very hard. Well, yeah,
  • Alex Trebek: but we only do two days a week, so
  • Alex Trebek: I do have a lot. A lot of people
  • Alex Trebek: think I've got it too easy. They say
  • Alex Trebek: maybe you should work harder.
  • Alex Trebek: Wow.
  • LPC: That's why we call it from What's Cracking, sir?
  • Alex Trebek: Okay, well, hopefully somebody will figure this all out,
  • Alex Trebek: and maybe if you and I ever run into each other,
  • Alex Trebek: we can talk about the strangeness of this moment.
  • Alex Trebek: Thank you, man.
  • Alex Trebek: Well, I'll be watching you.
  • Alex Trebek: Take care.
  • Alex Trebek: Okay.
  • Alex Trebek: Bye.
  • Alex Trebek: Yeah, bye.