Track 9: Alex Trebek David Koechner

• SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_00: Mr. Kekner.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Hi, this is Rocky from the Jeopardy Television Office.
  
• SPEAKER_00: How are you doing, sir?
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm pretty well.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Good.
  
• SPEAKER_00: Alex Trebek wanted me to contact you about appearing on the show.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I could put you through to him if you have just a moment here to speak to him.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, you know what?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Honestly, right now I am in Louisiana at Tulane University about to go to a show.
  
• SPEAKER_00: He would love to speak to you just briefly.
  
• SPEAKER_00: I'm going to put you through to Alex right now.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Okay, look, I've kind of go to a show, so this is probably a joke, I'm guessing.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  
• SPEAKER_01: This is David.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm wondering the same thing.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh, your phone rang?
  
• SPEAKER_01: It did.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yeah, my phone rang.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Somebody's dicking around with the system.
  
• SPEAKER_02: They've managed to come up with a process whereby they can phone two people at the
  
• SPEAKER_02: same time, and neither party knows what the hell is going on.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, and I'm sure they're having a great time right now.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yep, they are.
  
• SPEAKER_01: They are so brilliant.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Anyway, well, I hope you have a wonderful night.
  
• SPEAKER_01: I certainly will, and to the cock suckers who have engaged us, have a good laugh, children.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah, where are you?
  
• SPEAKER_01: What city?
  
• SPEAKER_01: I'm living in L.A., but I'm actually about to be a show at Tulane University right now.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh.
  
• SPEAKER_01: You're aware?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: And Tulane?
  
• SPEAKER_01: New Orleans.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Two Lane, yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: David Checkner.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Is this Alex Trebek for real?
  
• SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  
• SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, so they've gotten a hold of your number and my number, and so.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh, they've gotten a hold of a lot of people's number.
  
• SPEAKER_02: I got a call from Jose Canseco the other day, so, yeah, they figured a way to screw with the system.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Oh, they're, they're...
  
• SPEAKER_02: Hopefully, we'll get them and beat the crap out of them, the sons of bitches.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Yes, or worst.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Well, I agree with you there.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  
• SPEAKER_02: You take care.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Bye. Thanks, brother. You too.
  
• SPEAKER_02: Bye.