Longmont Potion Castle 11 (2014)

Longmont Potion Castle 11

Track 9: Alex Trebek David Koechner

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  • David Koechner: Hello?
  • LPC: Mr. Koechner?
  • David Koechner: Yes.
  • LPC: Hi, this is Rocky from the Jeopardy Television Office.
  • LPC: How are you doing, sir?
  • David Koechner: I'm pretty well.
  • LPC: Good.
  • LPC: Alex Trebek wanted me to contact you about appearing on the show.
  • LPC: I could put you through to him if you have just a moment here to speak to him.
  • David Koechner: Oh, you know what?
  • David Koechner: Honestly, right now I am in Louisiana at Tulane University about to go to a show.
  • LPC: He would love to speak to you just briefly.
  • LPC: I'm going to put you through to Alex right now.
  • David Koechner: Okay, look, I've kind of go to a show, so this is probably a joke, I'm guessing.
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  • David Koechner: This is David.
  • Alex Trebek: And?
  • David Koechner: I'm wondering the same thing.
  • Alex Trebek: Oh, your phone rang?
  • David Koechner: It did.
  • Alex Trebek: Yeah, my phone rang.
  • Alex Trebek: Somebody's dicking around with the system.
  • Alex Trebek: They've managed to come up with a process whereby they can phone two people at the
  • Alex Trebek: same time, and neither party knows what the hell is going on.
  • David Koechner: Oh, and I'm sure they're having a great time right now.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yep, they are.
  • SPEAKER_01: They are so brilliant.
  • SPEAKER_01: Anyway, well, I hope you have a wonderful night.
  • David Koechner: I certainly will, and to the cock suckers who have engaged us, have a good laugh, children.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah, where are you?
  • SPEAKER_01: What city?
  • David Koechner: I'm living in L.A., but I'm actually about to be a show at Tulane University right now.
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh.
  • SPEAKER_01: You're aware?
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_01: And Tulane?
  • SPEAKER_01: New Orleans.
  • SPEAKER_01: Two Lane, yeah.
  • SPEAKER_01: David Koechner.
  • David Koechner: Is this Alex Trebek for real?
  • Alex Trebek: Yeah.
  • David Koechner: Oh, yeah, so they've gotten a hold of your number and my number, and so.
  • Alex Trebek: Oh, they've gotten a hold of a lot of people's number.
  • Alex Trebek: I got a call from Jose Canseco the other day, so, yeah, they figured a way to screw with the system.
  • Alex Trebek: Oh, they're, they're...
  • Alex Trebek: Hopefully, we'll get them and beat the crap out of them, the sons of bitches.
  • David Koechner: Yes, or worse.
  • Alex Trebek: Well, I agree with you there.
  • Alex Trebek: Okay.
  • Alex Trebek: You take care.
  • Alex Trebek: Bye. Thanks, brother. You too.
  • Alex Trebek: Bye.