Longmont Potion Castle 4 (2001)
Track 52: Accidental Death Insurance
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SPEAKER_01: My name is Robert Lewis, and I'm calling today because your Capital One credit card company
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SPEAKER_01: would like to show their appreciation to you as a valued member and send you a three-month review period of up to $1 million of accidental death insurance at no cost to you.
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SPEAKER_01: And, sir, this is just their way of saying thank you and to introduce you to the coverage.
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SPEAKER_00: What, I'm in danger?
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SPEAKER_01: No, this is just accidental death insurance, sir.
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SPEAKER_00: Sounds good.
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SPEAKER_01: And also, just before the three-month period is over, they will send you a way of
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SPEAKER_01: reminder asking you if you would like to continue with it or not, and if you choose to continue
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SPEAKER_01: with it, the premium is only $7.95 a month, and this will never increase at any time.
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SPEAKER_00: With the $1 million, one-time charge?
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SPEAKER_01: Huh?
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SPEAKER_01: Huh, sir?
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SPEAKER_01: Hello?
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SPEAKER_01: Is that what you're saying?
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SPEAKER_01: Huh.
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SPEAKER_01: The $1 million?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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SPEAKER_01: That's $1 million for accidents?
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SPEAKER_01: A month, or?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, a month.
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SPEAKER_01: $7.95 a month.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: And this will never increase.
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SPEAKER_01: And if you choose not to continue.
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SPEAKER_01: with it, there is a 1-800 number that you can call it any time to cancel, and you'll
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SPEAKER_01: know nothing for the plan.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay.
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SPEAKER_01: And your middle initial is D, sir?
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SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, hold on.
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SPEAKER_00: Wait a minute.
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None: Hmm?
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SPEAKER_00: Uh, so unless I die, it's not...
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SPEAKER_01: No, you don't really have to die just to get it, sir.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't want to, you know...
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, there's a dismemberment clause in there, too.
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SPEAKER_01: What?
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SPEAKER_01: Like if you lose eyesight or something, or if you lose a limb?
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SPEAKER_00: Wait, are you telling me I'm in some kind of danger here, part?
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SPEAKER_01: No, sir, it's just accidental death insurance.
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SPEAKER_01: It's something you can review in your own home while being covered for it also for three, four months.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll tell you he's going to be dismembered.
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SPEAKER_01: Who?
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SPEAKER_00: But I'll think you're gonna like it.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, sir.
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SPEAKER_00: No, I don't wish to get the coverage.
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SPEAKER_00: But if I'm dismembered, I'll give you a holler.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, thanks.
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SPEAKER_00: Thanks.