Tour Line Live (2019)

Tour Line Live

Track 18: 6-28-19 Live Chattanooga TN

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  • SPEAKER_03: and none of other than Mr. Tom Landis Esquire
  • SPEAKER_03: is going to coordinate a call with the man himself
  • SPEAKER_03: yes
  • SPEAKER_02: round of a while, you can't do it as well
  • SPEAKER_02: hello, how are you?
  • SPEAKER_02: Good, how are you?
  • SPEAKER_02: Oh, just marvelous.
  • SPEAKER_07: Okay, okay, excellent, excellent, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex,
  • SPEAKER_07: X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X.
  • SPEAKER_10: So, uh, let's have a little fun this evening.
  • SPEAKER_10: I hope you can hear me okay.
  • SPEAKER_02: Can you hear him okay?
  • None: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_02: Yes, coming through, good.
  • SPEAKER_10: One hell of a deal.
  • SPEAKER_10: Yeah, good deal.
  • SPEAKER_10: Chattanooga, you've got yourself one hell of a deal.
  • SPEAKER_02: So tell me, how much do you plan out or improvise?
  • SPEAKER_10: mostly improvised very little planned out
  • SPEAKER_10: yeah sweet
  • SPEAKER_10: is there maybe the occasional bullet point
  • SPEAKER_10: or text message to myself
  • SPEAKER_10: but mostly
  • SPEAKER_01: your call has been forwarded to an automated voice
  • SPEAKER_01: messaging system
  • SPEAKER_04: yes indeed
  • SPEAKER_04: it just occurred
  • SPEAKER_10: that's yeah just occurred
  • SPEAKER_10: pretty much yeah well
  • SPEAKER_04: yes
  • SPEAKER_02: have you engaged in any other forms
  • SPEAKER_02: of pranks. Yes,
  • SPEAKER_10: uh, you know,
  • SPEAKER_10: no. No, I'm going to just
  • SPEAKER_10: do a wady on that. I just stick to the phone.
  • SPEAKER_10: I have some
  • SPEAKER_10: fun with some different things, you know, here and there,
  • SPEAKER_10: but...
  • SPEAKER_10: It's just here and there and everything,
  • SPEAKER_10: everything, everything, everything, everything.
  • SPEAKER_10: Mostly the phone. I'm a phone type of guy.
  • SPEAKER_10: Sometimes I go to a pay phone and
  • SPEAKER_10: just prank myself
  • SPEAKER_10: by not knowing what I'm doing there, but
  • SPEAKER_10: uh, no, that's just, uh,
  • SPEAKER_10: The exception, not the rule.
  • SPEAKER_10: Not the rule at all.
  • SPEAKER_02: Well, let's take some questions, folks.
  • SPEAKER_02: What's up?
  • SPEAKER_10: Absolutely.
  • SPEAKER_02: Do you have a day job?
  • SPEAKER_10: I do.
  • SPEAKER_10: I drive.
  • SPEAKER_10: I drive and I deliver
  • SPEAKER_10: and I shop for people.
  • SPEAKER_10: And occasionally I record bands.
  • SPEAKER_10: That's pretty much my two things that I do.
  • SPEAKER_04: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_10: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_10: I'm happy to talk, answer any questions.
  • SPEAKER_10: you might have, call any numbers you might have.
  • SPEAKER_10: Anything of that nature.
  • SPEAKER_02: Oh, baseball my store.com.
  • SPEAKER_10: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_10: Hey, can I talk to Amelia real quick, please?
  • SPEAKER_02: Are you the asshole?
  • SPEAKER_10: No. No. No. No. No. I swear it.
  • SPEAKER_10: I just need to talk to him real quick.
  • SPEAKER_10: Sound good, or?
  • SPEAKER_02: Are you sure about that?
  • SPEAKER_10: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_10: Seriously, is Amelia Senior there, please?
  • SPEAKER_10: Peter.
  • SPEAKER_02: Can I have your phone number?
  • SPEAKER_10: No, I'm just going to need to talk to him, okay?
  • SPEAKER_10: I don't really have a lot of time or else I'd love to play with you, so.
  • SPEAKER_01: For what?
  • SPEAKER_10: Can you put him on or not?
  • SPEAKER_01: He's at work right now.
  • SPEAKER_10: I don't believe that, so.
  • SPEAKER_01: Well, he is.
  • SPEAKER_10: I don't believe you. What do you think of that?
  • SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't really care about your opinion because he's not here.
  • SPEAKER_10: Oh, is that a matter of fact.
  • SPEAKER_04: Well, one day by myself.
  • SPEAKER_04: I sat down in my chair, just relaxing, and then God said to me.
  • SPEAKER_04: You are Messiah.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're one stupid mother, effort.
  • SPEAKER_10: You want to go out and go dancing, get some nachos?
  • SPEAKER_10: What do you think?
  • SPEAKER_05: And having sex was, and having sex was God's God's instructions.
  • SPEAKER_06: Do what God tells you.
  • SPEAKER_06: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_10: I'm going to approach you to the police.
  • SPEAKER_10: Me?
  • SPEAKER_10: Don't do that.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you pedophile?
  • SPEAKER_10: Don't do that.
  • SPEAKER_01: No, I'm doing it.
  • SPEAKER_10: Don't do that.
  • SPEAKER_01: An MD is far...
  • SPEAKER_01: No.
  • SPEAKER_06: An MD is far more...
  • SPEAKER_06: No, don't give a damn.
  • SPEAKER_01: Don't give a damn.
  • SPEAKER_06: An MD is far more likely to think of sex than I am.
  • SPEAKER_06: All right, you pedophile.
  • SPEAKER_06: MDs, even...
  • SPEAKER_06: Even put their fingers in women's private parts.
  • SPEAKER_06: They're whatever else they do.
  • SPEAKER_06: MDs are with naked people.
  • SPEAKER_10: Well, well, um...
  • SPEAKER_10: Just put them on the phone and quit lolly gagging.
  • SPEAKER_10: All right. I'm reporting you to the police.
  • SPEAKER_10: Put him on the phone.
  • SPEAKER_10: Quit lollygagging.
  • SPEAKER_10: Chattanooga.
  • SPEAKER_10: How are you tonight?
  • SPEAKER_10: We are back on course here, and we are moving along.
  • SPEAKER_10: Moving along real well here tonight.
  • SPEAKER_04: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_10: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_10: No.
  • SPEAKER_10: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_10: No.
  • SPEAKER_10: Well, no.
  • SPEAKER_04: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_02: Biggie.
  • SPEAKER_10: Hey, how are you doing?
  • SPEAKER_02: Doing all right.
  • SPEAKER_10: I got a flexible straw, like a big long one, like 22 inches.
  • SPEAKER_10: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_10: And I'm going to bring it in.
  • SPEAKER_10: They're just dipping in some different bottles, take some taste, some different things.
  • SPEAKER_10: Kind of figure out.
  • SPEAKER_10: which direction I want to go tonight, all right?
  • SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm not really sure what you're talking about there.
  • SPEAKER_10: Oh, I'm just going to bring my straw up there and just dip it in some different bottles,
  • SPEAKER_10: different cans, different glasses, to see what you got on top.
  • SPEAKER_02: Who is this?
  • SPEAKER_10: Oh, this is Goldbriath?
  • SPEAKER_02: Brian.
  • SPEAKER_10: Yes, yes.
  • SPEAKER_02: All right, Brian, I want to be looking out for you in your big-ass straw, and if you bring it in here,
  • SPEAKER_02: I'm going to steal it from you.
  • SPEAKER_02: Just be worried.
  • SPEAKER_10: Don't do that.
  • SPEAKER_10: Don't do that at all.
  • SPEAKER_10: All right, take care of yourself.
  • SPEAKER_10: Well, thank you.
  • SPEAKER_10: If you've got a number, please feel free to share it.
  • SPEAKER_10: I'll get up there and get involved with you.
  • SPEAKER_10: Mix things up a bit here and a bit there.
  • SPEAKER_02: I sent you that one earlier.
  • SPEAKER_10: Yeah, I'm going through them.
  • SPEAKER_10: I'm going through them.
  • SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_10: So we have some more Chattanooga and fun lined up.
  • SPEAKER_10: Another one, it is ringing.
  • SPEAKER_10: Hello, Barry.
  • SPEAKER_10: Hey, Barry.
  • SPEAKER_10: Hey, Barry.
  • SPEAKER_10: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_10: Hey.
  • SPEAKER_10: Yeah, this is Duncan.
  • SPEAKER_10: How are you doing?
  • SPEAKER_02: I'm doing fun.
  • SPEAKER_02: How are you doing, Duncan?
  • SPEAKER_10: Pretty decent.
  • SPEAKER_10: Pretty decent.
  • SPEAKER_10: I just moved into the neighborhood here, and I have been trying to reach you all week, really, but I couldn't get through.
  • SPEAKER_10: Hey, I got to go back out of town for about two weeks, and I just went ahead and forwarded my mail to your address,
  • SPEAKER_10: just for two.
  • SPEAKER_10: weeks. I tried to get a hold of you beforehand, but I couldn't get through, doggone it.
  • SPEAKER_10: So just a heads up there, Barry, okay?
  • SPEAKER_10: What? Yeah. Just my mail, just so you can...
  • SPEAKER_10: Your mail?
  • SPEAKER_10: Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Not a big deal. Just for about two, two, three weeks. Okay?
  • SPEAKER_10: No, you can't do that, man.
  • SPEAKER_10: Well, I've already done it, so I didn't know who was to... Well, I mean, why were you doing that?
  • SPEAKER_10: I'm new to the area, you know, like I say. It's just for three weeks. If you could go
  • SPEAKER_10: ahead and just keep everything alphabetized, that kind of stuff. When I come back, that'd be
  • SPEAKER_10: really handy for me, you know?
  • SPEAKER_10: Yeah. I appreciate you. No.
  • SPEAKER_10: I appreciate you. What do you mean, no?
  • SPEAKER_02: No. No. No. No.
  • SPEAKER_10: Listen, Barry, I got your number from, uh, from old iron sides up with the filling station up there.
  • SPEAKER_02: Who? Who in the hell are you talking about? Old Iron Sides gave him your number guy. He works
  • SPEAKER_02: to Reuters. The guy knows everybody. And listen, I don't, I don't know. I don't know who you are.
  • SPEAKER_10: Well, um, you know, if you see anything real urgent, Barry, anything real urgent, Barry, anything real.
  • SPEAKER_10: important, real pressing. Just go ahead and, um, okay, goodbye, Barry. Thank you anyway.
  • SPEAKER_10: Yes, yes.
  • SPEAKER_10: Chat on, you go.
  • SPEAKER_02: Woo!
  • SPEAKER_10: So, not the kind of thing to spring on somebody is what I'm hearing. So, not the kind of thing to spring on somebody is what I'm hearing.
  • SPEAKER_00: Hey there, can I request a number? Can I put a number in? I got one.
  • SPEAKER_10: Yeah, yeah. What do you got?
  • SPEAKER_00: I got it. It's Stephen. The phone number is 712-6-6-7-6-1.
  • SPEAKER_10: Okay. Hello?
  • SPEAKER_10: Hey, Steven. What's going on?
  • SPEAKER_10: Hey, who is this?
  • SPEAKER_10: Uh, this is Kip.
  • SPEAKER_10: Kip? Yeah, Kip. Kippie.
  • SPEAKER_10: It's moved in around the corner from you here. I've been trying to call you all week, but I couldn't get through.
  • SPEAKER_10: Look, I just got to go out of town again for a couple weeks, and I went ahead and had my mail forwarded over to your address just for two, three weeks while I'm out of town.
  • SPEAKER_10: just wanted to give you a little heads up and notify you here tonight, okay?
  • SPEAKER_09: Well, I'm glad you notified me. You can definitely have your stuff now, to my point.
  • SPEAKER_09: Okay, for the next two, three weeks while you're out of town.
  • SPEAKER_10: Thank you, yeah. I'll be in Canada for that time.
  • SPEAKER_10: I figured Vancouver, correct?
  • SPEAKER_10: Yeah, exactly. I'll probably feel like three months, but, no, it's just going to be three weeks.
  • SPEAKER_09: Did you feel guided to go there? No. No, no. It's for a job interview.
  • SPEAKER_09: did a spirit call?
  • SPEAKER_10: Yeah, it's a job interview, you know.
  • SPEAKER_10: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_10: So, hey, if you see anything real pressing in there, please just go ahead and pay it.
  • SPEAKER_10: I'll certainly reimburse you when I get back.
  • SPEAKER_09: It's already happened.
  • SPEAKER_09: There was a check for a $200, there was a bill for $200.2.
  • SPEAKER_09: $200.00.00. Spirit airlines, it said spirit calls on it.
  • SPEAKER_09: Spirit calls you to Vancouver.
  • SPEAKER_09: Paid for that flight.
  • SPEAKER_09: I also sent a good recommendation into your job interview, so you should.
  • SPEAKER_09: But you should just say that not two, three weeks, two years you'll be staying there.
  • SPEAKER_09: So you should actually just send me the mail for a good.
  • SPEAKER_09: I'll just have to have to foot the bill for a good few years.
  • SPEAKER_09: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_09: Got a run.
  • SPEAKER_03: Here's a death.
  • SPEAKER_10: Yeah, okay.
  • SPEAKER_03: 706-8607.
  • SPEAKER_10: Who is this, please?
  • SPEAKER_03: That's the Action Alarm Company.
  • SPEAKER_10: Oh, great.
  • SPEAKER_10: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_10: Perfect.
  • SPEAKER_10: Thank you.
  • SPEAKER_02: Action alarms.
  • SPEAKER_10: Hi, is this action alarms?
  • SPEAKER_01: Yes, it is.
  • SPEAKER_10: Hey, this is Gregi.
  • SPEAKER_10: I needed a set of time with you to come out and get some specs to install your alarm system.
  • SPEAKER_10: I'm with McNeill's security.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_10: I'm supposed to install your security system for you.
  • SPEAKER_10: So when's a good time to come out?
  • SPEAKER_10: Maybe Monday or maybe Monday, Tuesday?
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't set that up because I'm just in the dispatch.
  • SPEAKER_01: Um, so Heather would, that would be Heather.
  • SPEAKER_10: Uh, and what's the best time to reach Heather to install your security system?
  • SPEAKER_10: You've got a brand new security system coming your way.
  • SPEAKER_10: That's got to feel pretty good, right?
  • SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_10: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_10: Well, okay, so go ahead and meet with her on Monday at 8 a.m. you're saying?
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_10: Okay, I'll be there bright and early 8 a.m. on Monday.
  • SPEAKER_10: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_10: Will you be there, or?
  • SPEAKER_01: Um, no, I just worked third.
  • SPEAKER_10: You just do what?
  • SPEAKER_01: I work third.
  • SPEAKER_10: Oh, I see. I see.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm in the dispatch room.
  • SPEAKER_10: Oh, yeah?
  • SPEAKER_10: Did you maybe want to go dancing later this evening or do something to that time?
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_01: Please state your name after the cone, and Google Voice will try to connect you.
  • SPEAKER_10: No, thanks.
  • SPEAKER_10: Well, maybe you can think about it.
  • SPEAKER_10: Thank you.
  • SPEAKER_10: We got a whole weekend.
  • SPEAKER_10: You know what I'm saying?
  • SPEAKER_10: We can try this, try that, maybe make a mixed drink of some kind, make some salsa.
  • SPEAKER_10: Homemade salsa.
  • SPEAKER_10: Something I like to have from time to time.
  • SPEAKER_10: Does that sound good at all?
  • SPEAKER_01: Uh, probably not.
  • SPEAKER_10: Probably not.
  • SPEAKER_01: But what did you say you were again?
  • SPEAKER_01: Who you were with?
  • SPEAKER_10: Uh, yeah, I'm Dr. Strunk with McNeil's security, and I'm going to be installing your brand new security system.
  • SPEAKER_05: Please record your message.
  • SPEAKER_05: On Monday morning at 8 o'clock, you may hang up or press one.
  • SPEAKER_05: So it's going to be a lot of fun.
  • SPEAKER_10: You're going to love what you see.
  • SPEAKER_10: You're going to love the way you feel because it's a real secure feeling that you're going to have.
  • SPEAKER_10: Does that sound like a winner?
  • SPEAKER_01: Sure, but I don't think.
  • SPEAKER_10: Hello, you've reached the voice at the mailbox for Bob Agra.
  • SPEAKER_10: Number two.
  • SPEAKER_01: I think we do our own security system.
  • SPEAKER_10: No, I was called to install one of ours for you guys.
  • SPEAKER_10: That's what I was called to do.
  • SPEAKER_01: Well, I think we do our own security system.
  • SPEAKER_10: Uh, not this time.
  • SPEAKER_10: We've got, we've got a real hot product this summer.
  • SPEAKER_10: You're going to love the way it makes you feel.
  • SPEAKER_10: Hi, you're not going to want to leave work.
  • SPEAKER_02: You're going to feel so good up there.
  • SPEAKER_02: Okay, well, you can call back and talk to him on Monday.
  • SPEAKER_10: I'll be in there.
  • SPEAKER_10: I'll be there on Monday morning.
  • SPEAKER_10: We'll just get this bullet installed.
  • SPEAKER_10: All right, you're going to love it.
  • SPEAKER_02: At the tone, please record your voice message.
  • SPEAKER_02: When you are finished recording, you may hang up or press pound for more often.
  • SPEAKER_02: You're going to go about everything in a whole new way.
  • SPEAKER_10: Everything in a whole new way, Chattanooga.
  • SPEAKER_10: Chattanooga, thank you so much.
  • SPEAKER_10: Chattanooga.
  • SPEAKER_10: Thank you so much.
  • SPEAKER_08: I think you so much.
  • SPEAKER_08: Thank you very much.
  • SPEAKER_08: Um, but I have no, but I'm not the home.
  • SPEAKER_08: But I'll be back to more.
  • SPEAKER_08: You got a little as we need.
  • SPEAKER_08: You've got a little.
  • SPEAKER_08: You've got to do the number of weeks for the beach.
  • SPEAKER_08: The mailbox for, and you're not accept anything else.
  • SPEAKER_08: Goodbye.
  • None: Goodbye.
  • None: You have to be more options.
  • None: I'm going to be so on.
  • None: I'm trying to do so much.
  • None: I'm trying to do that.
  • None: Come back.
  • SPEAKER_08: Good night.
  • SPEAKER_08: Good night.
  • SPEAKER_08: Good night.
  • SPEAKER_08: Thank you.
  • SPEAKER_08: Thank you.
  • SPEAKER_08: Thank you.
  • SPEAKER_08: Thank you.
  • SPEAKER_08: Thank you.
  • SPEAKER_08: Thank you.
  • SPEAKER_08: Thank you.
  • SPEAKER_08: Thank you.
  • SPEAKER_08: Thank you.
  • SPEAKER_08: Good night.
  • SPEAKER_08: China.
  • SPEAKER_08: Thank you.
  • None: Thank you.
  • None: Thank you.