wallace-thrasher

Tour Line Live (2019)

Track 17: 6-22-19 Live Detroit MI

SPEAKER_06: Longmore, are you there?
SPEAKER_02: Hello.
SPEAKER_02: Detroit, how are you doing tonight?
SPEAKER_02: Hi, thank you.
SPEAKER_02: Thank you for being here.
SPEAKER_02: Thank you for having me tonight.
SPEAKER_02: Thank you very much.
SPEAKER_02: I love to have a little fun tonight here and make some calls.
SPEAKER_02: If you want to have a little chit-chat, that would be sweet.
SPEAKER_06: We got a, I took some numbers from the crowd.
SPEAKER_02: All right, excellent.
SPEAKER_06: Do you want one?
SPEAKER_02: I got another number, darling right now.
SPEAKER_02: Just for a sec.
SPEAKER_02: Let's see if they answer.
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
SPEAKER_02: Well, um, hello.
SPEAKER_02: Hi, Colleen.
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
SPEAKER_02: Oh, hi. Yeah, this is Bobby.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm your new neighbor over here. I just moved in.
SPEAKER_02: Uh, thanks for taking my call. I wasn't able to get hold of you earlier in the week, but I'm going out of town.
SPEAKER_02: I got to go out of town for about two weeks.
SPEAKER_02: So I just went ahead and had my mail forwarded to you while I'm out of town just for two weeks.
SPEAKER_02: I just wanted to.
SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure I understand.
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, I'm your new neighbor.
SPEAKER_02: I don't really know anyone else in that.
SPEAKER_02: the area just to your house there um i just wanted to let you know so you weren't surprised when
SPEAKER_00: it started to show up okay okay so which which house i mean i'm i'm in the midst of a lot of move so i don't
SPEAKER_02: know which one you're talking about oh yeah boy i'm i'm real new to the area i'm freddie up at the filling
SPEAKER_02: station gave me your number um it's just for two weeks so if you could have that sort of me that's okay
SPEAKER_02: but thank you for calling i already did it though she's gone she's gone she's gone she's
SPEAKER_02: She's gone people.
SPEAKER_02: Detroit.
SPEAKER_05: Detroit.
SPEAKER_02: Hi.
SPEAKER_02: I'm going right ahead into another number.
SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
SPEAKER_00: I stood up and certainly.
SPEAKER_05: Hello?
SPEAKER_02: Hey Morgan.
SPEAKER_05: Hi.
SPEAKER_02: Hi. This is Devon. What's going on?
SPEAKER_02: I'm your new neighbor.
SPEAKER_02: I just kind of moved in here.
SPEAKER_05: Excuse me?
SPEAKER_02: Oh, my name's Devin here.
SPEAKER_02: I just moved in.
SPEAKER_02: And I just got your phone number from my.
SPEAKER_02: buddy, uh, the filling station around the bend there. I just wanted to call you real quick.
SPEAKER_02: I noticed you're outside a bunch this week. Um, tomorrow, would you mind staying inside? I'm a whip master.
SPEAKER_02: I just want to practice using my whip outside. I just want to make sure the area is clear and safe and
SPEAKER_02: everything. Would that be all right with you?
SPEAKER_02: Yes. Yes. Where do you live? Well, um, I just live, just adjacent to you. I know, I got a 28 foot
SPEAKER_02: horse whip. Get that thing spinning around. I just,
SPEAKER_02: want to be safe. Don't want any liability, responsibility, any of that good stuff.
SPEAKER_02: Right. Would you stay inside or is that, uh, is that, uh, is that all right with you?
SPEAKER_07: Or? No, I have, I have plans tomorrow, so I'm definitely going to be outside. Yeah. No, I just, just,
SPEAKER_02: just this once? Could you not do it and stay indoors? I get this thing spin around. It's like a propeller
SPEAKER_07: flying through the air. How did you use this number? I don't actually even live where you live. I can hear
SPEAKER_07: people laughing in the background, but...
SPEAKER_02: No. I thought that was on your end.
SPEAKER_07: I'm just curious how you've even got my numbers.
SPEAKER_02: From old iron sides up at the filling station.
SPEAKER_02: Guy's a friend of mine up,
SPEAKER_07: I don't even know what that is. I don't... I live in Michigan.
SPEAKER_02: I do, too. That's what I'm saying. He works
SPEAKER_02: at Reuters. I mean, guy knows everybody.
SPEAKER_02: Knows everybody. Knows everybody. Okay.
SPEAKER_02: Morgan's out.
SPEAKER_02: She's out of the mix.
SPEAKER_06: Do you want another number?
SPEAKER_02: So I've got another number.
SPEAKER_02: already ringing.
SPEAKER_02: And, uh, just give me five seconds here.
SPEAKER_04: Can I help you?
SPEAKER_02: Uh, yeah. What is this?
SPEAKER_02: Hello.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, hello. What is this?
SPEAKER_04: This is Cloven hoof?
SPEAKER_02: Cloven hoof, huh?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: All right. I gotta go.
SPEAKER_02: I need to, I need some. What the fuck? You did not just hang up on me.
SPEAKER_02: You did not just do that. Okay. Well, let's just get them back on the line. Here we go. That's fine.
SPEAKER_02: I swear.
SPEAKER_02: Oh, uh-huh. Oh, big time.
SPEAKER_02: It is a defining moment.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, uh-huh. So...
SPEAKER_02: It is a defining moment.
SPEAKER_02: How can I help you?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, why'd you hang up, first off?
SPEAKER_02: I'm a customer here, guy. Don't hang up on me in the future.
SPEAKER_02: All right? You got me?
SPEAKER_04: I'm really busy, and you don't know where you're called, so how can I help you?
SPEAKER_02: I need to place a purchase, big guy, and I don't like your trip that you're on.
SPEAKER_02: So you want to get serious now? I need to place an order, Dickhead, all right?
SPEAKER_02: You hear me now, or...
SPEAKER_01: Your break hit? Yes.
SPEAKER_01: breaking up on me. I'm going to break your teeth.
SPEAKER_02: Plain and simple. You got me?
SPEAKER_01: No, I can't hear you. You're breaking up.
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to pull your lips and put them around your nostrils. You hear that, or...
SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry. Are you threatening me on the phone?
SPEAKER_02: No, it's a guarantee, more or less, because I'm going to pull your lips and spread them out.
SPEAKER_02: Is there anything I can help you with tonight or no?
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to pull your lips.
SPEAKER_06: All right, goodbye.
SPEAKER_02: Later. Did not like that guy. Did not care for him.
SPEAKER_05: So you'll have that from time to time as well.
SPEAKER_02: This is another place. It is ringing.
SPEAKER_02: And let's see what happens with that.
SPEAKER_03: Mark Woodley's Comedy Castle.
SPEAKER_02: Hey, how you doing tonight, O'Barr?
SPEAKER_03: Fine, how you doing?
SPEAKER_02: Good, yeah. Can you guys go ahead and close down early tonight?
SPEAKER_03: Can we go ahead and close down early tonight?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: Because I want to use the parking lot, practice my horse whip.
SPEAKER_02: Got about a 28-foot horse whip I want to get working on.
SPEAKER_02: I'm a whipmaster.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you know what?
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's a great excuse.
SPEAKER_03: Let me get right on that one.
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so just shut everything down, just quiet down, and it's kind of button your lip a little bit, all right?
None: You got it.
SPEAKER_02: Good deal, guy.
SPEAKER_02: And rub my feet when I'm done.
SPEAKER_02: That's how I like to work.
SPEAKER_02: That's how I like to operate.
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_02: Oh, get going, and I'll coach you what I like, what I don't like, and my likes, dislikes, things like that.
SPEAKER_02: All right?
SPEAKER_02: All right.
SPEAKER_02: And I'm going to treat you to a little slab of meat when we're done.
SPEAKER_02: Sound good?
SPEAKER_03: Oh, no, I don't go that way personally, but I don't, I don't judge, so.
SPEAKER_02: I mean actual muscle cuts from a calf.
SPEAKER_03: Is it the calf of your leg or like a cow calf?
SPEAKER_02: No, a cow calf, not my anatomy, sir.
SPEAKER_02: But if you want to talk.
SPEAKER_02: musculature.
SPEAKER_02: We could be here all night.
SPEAKER_02: You know, I'm ripped, guy.
SPEAKER_02: I'm pumped up.
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
SPEAKER_01: We're good.
SPEAKER_01: It wasn't.
SPEAKER_00: And nakedness is another single of Monday through Thursday.
SPEAKER_05: Our restaurant house is another single of our 11 o'clock a.m. to 10 o'clock p.m.
SPEAKER_02: Okay, hell of a deal.
SPEAKER_02: Hell of a deal.
SPEAKER_02: Thank you for your time up there.
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: This isn't fun anymore.
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah?
SPEAKER_02: I'll be the judge.
SPEAKER_02: of that. I'll be the judge, guy.
SPEAKER_02: You feel me?
SPEAKER_03: Anything else I can help you with, sir?
SPEAKER_02: No, that'll do it.
SPEAKER_03: All right. I want to thank you for giving me a good laugh this evening.
SPEAKER_02: Take care of yourself.
SPEAKER_03: You do the save.
SPEAKER_02: Oh, wah-huh. Bye-bye.
SPEAKER_03: Bye-bye.
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so, um, hi, Detroit.
SPEAKER_05: Woo.
SPEAKER_02: Thank you again for having me.
SPEAKER_02: And, uh...
SPEAKER_06: Last nickel pizza.
SPEAKER_02: A pizza place?
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's called Glass Nickel.
SPEAKER_02: Glass Nickel. Interesting. Interesting. What's those digits?
SPEAKER_06: 6-5-60.
SPEAKER_02: 880. Let's right. Let's make this a good one. Here we go.
SPEAKER_02: Glass-nickel pizza. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Here we freaking go.
SPEAKER_04: Glass-nickel are going to help you.
SPEAKER_02: Hi. Hi. How are you doing tonight?
SPEAKER_02: Hey.
SPEAKER_04: Good. How are you?
SPEAKER_02: Good. I'd like to place an order, please.
SPEAKER_04: Are you at a hotel?
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm just going to come pick it up if I can pick up.
SPEAKER_02: Your name?
SPEAKER_02: Dick.
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
SPEAKER_02: Can I get like a small pineapple and then like an extra large pineapple?
SPEAKER_02: And just go ahead with that and then go and go do like a triple pepperoni.
SPEAKER_02: Just a regular-sized pizza with a triple portion.
SPEAKER_04: I can't really hear you.
SPEAKER_02: Just like a triple.
SPEAKER_04: A small pineapple, large pineapple is what I got?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and like a triple portion.
SPEAKER_02: of pepperoni, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_02: Just whatever the normal portion is,
SPEAKER_02: just times that by triple,
SPEAKER_02: and then just get that going on that one.
SPEAKER_02: Maybe some bread sticks.
SPEAKER_04: You want triple pineapple?
SPEAKER_04: you want triple pepperoni on the large pineapple?
SPEAKER_02: I want triple pineapple on the triple pepperoni.
SPEAKER_02: And if you can put pepper.
SPEAKER_04: There's a delay on the phone, so I can't really hear anything here.
SPEAKER_02: If you could put pineapple pineapple on the bread sticks,
SPEAKER_02: and then just triple that.
SPEAKER_02: amount, whatever you would normally put.
SPEAKER_02: Just triple that, and we can put that together with my pizzas and that put that together.
SPEAKER_04: Okay, I'm having a hard time hearing you.
SPEAKER_04: So right now I got a small pineapple pizza.
SPEAKER_02: Small pineapple pizza.
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
SPEAKER_02: You got a small pineapple pizza.
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_04: And a large pineapple pizza.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
SPEAKER_02: Oh, and then the breadsticks.
SPEAKER_02: Now, if you can take two...
SPEAKER_02: If you have breadsticks, right?
SPEAKER_05: We have breadsticks.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if you could take the pineapples and triple what the normal portion you do, put them on the breadsticks, put it together that way.
SPEAKER_02: That would be the best of my way.
SPEAKER_04: I can't hear you.
SPEAKER_02: I can hear you fine.
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I guess it's just on my end then.
SPEAKER_04: Well, um...
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so then what do you need me to repeat?
SPEAKER_04: Um, so order of breadsticks?
SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes.
SPEAKER_04: Yes, just a regular order of breadsticks.
SPEAKER_02: Well, regular breadsticks, yeah.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but if you took the pineapple,
SPEAKER_02: that, like, that you put on the pizza?
SPEAKER_02: Is there any way you could triple, like, multiply the normal portion that you would use and put it on the breadsticks?
SPEAKER_02: That would be the best for them. Put that with my pizzas. That would be good.
SPEAKER_04: It's weird. Every time you... So when...
SPEAKER_02: You're like...
SPEAKER_02: Once again...
SPEAKER_04: You're like repeating. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_02: You're like repeating. I can't really hear what you...
SPEAKER_02: Every time I say something, you repeat that you can't hear, you're like repeating yourself or something.
SPEAKER_02: Can't really understand what you're saying.
SPEAKER_04: Yeah. Maybe there is a delay on both of our phones that...
SPEAKER_04: on both sides.
SPEAKER_02: I can't really understand what you're saying, but can you do that with the breadstick?
SPEAKER_04: I really couldn't hear anything that you said with the breadsticks.
SPEAKER_02: With the pineapples?
SPEAKER_02: So...
SPEAKER_02: Like the same pineapple you put on the pizza?
SPEAKER_02: You know?
SPEAKER_02: You know?
SPEAKER_02: You know?
SPEAKER_02: Just put that on the breadstick and put it in triple the quantity that you would put on the pizza,
SPEAKER_02: but just put it on the breadsticks instead of that.
SPEAKER_04: We can't put pineapples on the breadsticks instead?
SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean, can you put pepperoni on the breadsticks instead and kind of go with that way?
SPEAKER_02: instead, you know?
SPEAKER_02: Just for this once, I know, but maybe it's a custom order, I don't know.
SPEAKER_02: I don't have a copy of your menu.
SPEAKER_02: But if you just put the pineapple on the peanut on the bread?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if you put the cheese bed on the pineapple, that'd be super and put it on the breadstick.
SPEAKER_02: That'd be good.
SPEAKER_02: I know you're particular about the way you like to...
SPEAKER_02: It's what I'm hearing.
SPEAKER_02: You're particular about the way you do that.
SPEAKER_02: So don't do the breadstick, scratch the bread stick.
SPEAKER_02: Take the cheese stick and put the triple pineapple instead of the pepperoni.
SPEAKER_02: on the cheese stick and the pepper.
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
SPEAKER_02: Do you have a large, large order, order?
SPEAKER_02: It's like on the pepperoni.
SPEAKER_02: Oh, and on the pep and I'm being told that one to add a sausage on the pepperoni pieces.
SPEAKER_00: Triple sausage, pepperoni as well as the pineapple.
SPEAKER_02: Can we do all three of those?
SPEAKER_02: And I'm looking for a coupon here.
SPEAKER_04: I think I got a triple pineapple on the cheese bread with pepperoni with pepperoni.
SPEAKER_04: With pepperoni.
SPEAKER_02: Is that right?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_02: So you can do that.
SPEAKER_02: I'm with you.
SPEAKER_02: I'm with you.
SPEAKER_00: I'm with you.
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_02: Okay, that was all correct.
SPEAKER_02: You're like dropping out.
SPEAKER_02: I can't really hear what you're saying, but go ahead.
SPEAKER_02: You want triple pineapple and triple pepperoni.
SPEAKER_02: I want that, right?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly, exactly.
SPEAKER_02: Right, yeah, right, yeah, right, yeah.
SPEAKER_02: So if you could put those together, put the pineapple on the cheese bread, and then you put the
SPEAKER_02: pineapple and the pepperoni on the pizza.
SPEAKER_02: And then I was being told I want to add sausage on the regular,
SPEAKER_02: you can put those together, and then you can put those together, and then you can
SPEAKER_02: you could put those together for me, that'd be excellent, super, super, super.
SPEAKER_02: Super, and I have a coup.
SPEAKER_04: Sounds like there's like a million of you talking at once.
SPEAKER_04: Yes, no.
SPEAKER_04: No, I swear it.
SPEAKER_02: And then I've got a coupon someplace.
SPEAKER_02: I'm not sure, not sure where that is, but, uh, I'm looking for.
SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry, man, we're getting busy.
SPEAKER_04: If you want to call back from another phone, I get your order.
SPEAKER_02: Well, no.
SPEAKER_02: I've got the coupon right here.
SPEAKER_04: Okay, yeah, I can't, I don't have your order complete.
SPEAKER_04: I can't understand what, you're doing your order.
SPEAKER_02: Oh, which part do you need me to repeat?
SPEAKER_04: I'd be best to you just call back from another phone number, I think.
SPEAKER_02: My phone number is 313.
SPEAKER_02: 5.1.
SPEAKER_02: 5.1.
SPEAKER_02: I got a call right here, so I've got the, oh, you got the phone number here.
SPEAKER_02: So if you just put all that together, I'll pay cash when I get there, I'll be there in, what, 45 minutes, to an hour, something like that?
SPEAKER_02: About 45 minutes to an hour.
SPEAKER_02: Is that enough time, or?
SPEAKER_04: Uh, carry-out time is different.
SPEAKER_04: I haven't been able to.
SPEAKER_04: complete your order, because I can't really hear what you're...
SPEAKER_02: Okay, what part do you need me to repeat?
SPEAKER_04: I got a large pineapple pizza and a 10-inch pineapple pizza. Is that someone laughing?
SPEAKER_02: I thought that was on your end.
SPEAKER_04: No.
SPEAKER_02: Nope, nobody here but me.
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm just going to have to have you call up for another phone number, man. I can't complete the order.
SPEAKER_02: The cheese bread was the only thing I need left.
SPEAKER_04: A regular order of cheesebread?
SPEAKER_02: No. I need to put the pepperoni and the pepperoni.
SPEAKER_02: pineapple on the cheese bread and do triple the portion.
SPEAKER_02: So just take the pineapple and the pepperoni, put it on the cheese bread, put it all together, and then let's put it up.
SPEAKER_02: Like pineapple cheese bread with pepperoni on it too, something like that, something like something like something like that.
SPEAKER_02: And then we'll be good.
SPEAKER_02: Okay, good, good, good deal, good deal.
SPEAKER_02: Okay, thank you.
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
SPEAKER_02: Detroit.
SPEAKER_02: Thank you so much.
SPEAKER_01: You guys rule.
SPEAKER_02: Detroit.
SPEAKER_01: Good night.
SPEAKER_01: Thank you so much.
SPEAKER_01: You are the best.
SPEAKER_01: Woo.
SPEAKER_01: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
SPEAKER_05: Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Good night. Thank you so much. Good night. Thank you so much.